Take me to your dealer.

Illegal aliens.

The name's Kirk, Wyatt Kirk

"Maybe you should check on the Stormtrooper, he's been on the john for an hour now."

The Black-Hole In The Wall Gang.


nod to 3.34

Gringo star

Space cowboys

In space, no one can blame you for swine flu pandemics.

To boldly gringo where no man has gone before.

"What's that smell."
"Shatner."
"Must be still constellated."

NASA.
Need Another Seven Amigos.

Lunch time on the set of the film "Westworld".

The Hole in the Wall Gang.

The Magnificent Heaven.

casual friday was enjoyed by all on board the international space station.

Gunfight at the OK Corona

I always said Richard Branson and Virgin Galactic were a bunch of cowboys

To the top brass of the Mexican Broadcasting Corporation, programme planning was more or less a matter of chance.

I was born ON a wand'ring star

In space no one can hear you scream "There's too much ruddy chilli in this meal"

stario trekio

'Americans off the starboard bow!' cires Kirk in the mexian remake of star trek

Last-minute cutbacks meant that the interstellar space program went ahead with space suits that were somewhat less safe but decidedly more hilarious.

José hated to say "I told you so", but had made a point of warning his brothers that the hole in the US border fence could turn out to be a hole in the space-time continuum.

In search of a tequila wormhole.

The revelation that Trotsky was killed with a ray gun was really only half the story.

"Now to take the Gloxaxian Wave back to our people and pass it off as our own!"

come to work dressed as a bandit was really looking like being a success.

"I know guys, it's Halloween. But we gotta smoke that dope before the captain returns."

The 2nd Mexican Moonshot.

"Hey, Benito..what's that smell?"
"That'll be the horses, Enzo"
"No, no..it's a burning type of sme.......Oh hell, Benito, tell me you didn't tether them to the engine mountings again"

"How many times Scotty! You can't just beam up some Mexicans and expect them to watch the teleporter every time you and Ahura want to sneak off for a quickie!"

It was during a relaxing game of blackjack that it dawned on Pedro why the organisers might have named their shuttle Stereotype 1, and why the US crew was so eager to keep them out of their quarters.

The movie-going public stayed away due to it's total lack of atmosphere.

Higher Plains Drifters.

MASA - It's like NASA only it's really, really funny.

When the astronauts were told they'd be observing the sun by way of a close orbit, they dressed accordingly.

It's 'Cat Ballou,' starring Lee Martian

High Moon.

Meanwhile back on earth, the trail had gone cold on the three amigos.

Voice off "Heh Emilio you didn't flush it properly!"

'Venus Zappata'

Black Jack liked to brag to his joker friends how he once came to the bridge with Uhura to play strip poker but had to fold after a hot flush.

The moon is clearly on the Wayne

Mexico - it's life, but not as we know it

space travel was always on the cards

They've got budget problems, so they've got Kubrick and Sturges to combine forces on "The Magnificent 2001"

The Good, the Bad, and Captain Kirk

Malpaso? That's a good name.

You split your infinitive once more, Dude, an' Ah'm goin' to put a bullet in your brain

Yeah, we all managed to tunnel under the fence into Vulcan