Issuing police with the power of 'talk to the hand' was just stirring up further issues within the community.

Having pulled him over for speeding, Gina prepared for the cavity search.

To prevent the sterotype of ello ello ello, Britsh Police women have been instructed to greet the public with cooooo weeeee

Drink?

Snooker referee comes ready for Ronnie O'Sullivan v. Alex Higgins match.

Just moments after hearing she'd won £60,000 on an accumulator, the shock causes Constable Maureen Smith to drop her pint of bitter...

"I just click my fingers...*CLICK*...the ace of spades has completely disappeared, and thats magic!"

Fighting the crime wave.

The diminuitive arm of the law.

"Oops, that's another fugitive. Byeee! Silly me, I fell for the can-I-just-scratch-me-balls-before-ya-cuff-me-love trick again!"

Q: What's the only known animal with its penis on its back?
A: The Police Horse

Voice off "Wayne, that's the stripper arrived!"

Michaels transformation from a black soul singer to a white Police woman was almost complete. Shamore!

Doreen was convinced when she joined that the police were a much loved and respected part of the community, then she saw the middle finger..

Would one like ones collar felt?