An MI5 agent hired by Chris, swoops in on the elusive negative voter moments before he was about to give Ron a final thumbs down.

“The only Boot-up you’ll be getting my lad…is mine up your arse…now move!”

See dad, told you I was glued to it!

'Data Capture'

'Hard Drive'

"The family holiday is to Butlins and that's that!"

1 hour later:
"Hi, I'm Steve and I'm a pornoholic."
"Hi Steve."

"But Dad! I wanna see what he was about to do with that marrow!"

Getting the digital generation to go camping can be such a drag!

"I'm old enough to stay home alone. Give me MySpace!"

(No laptop or wifi at Spam Camp I take it.)

come on son we are only going to spain for a week.

"But Daddy I'm getting bored of just building sandcastles!"

But Dad, this is not the kind of drive I meant

How to install a cupholder in a Renault

"But there'll be REAL people where we're going. Trust me."

The new "re-boot" method for Windows 7 was proving a real problem. "Ctrl, Alt, Pull Child, Open car Door, Kiss Rear Window, Del" - was meeting more resistance than Microsoft originally envisaged.

Joey's addiction to World of Warcraft was really getting in the way of family life.

In a modern remake of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang the role of the child catcher is a little more difficult then before.
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