Don't look now Mavis, but the biggest cock I've ever seen has just walked into the bar!

headless bird proves dull conversation

Peckchair

"I think we overdressed."

Look, it's your round and that aint gonna work this time!

Al & Fresco

"Don't worry Petunia he can't shoot us hiding he....!"

"I'm off to find the toilet. You coming?"

(pee hens)

I told you, that you shouldnt have stood under that hand dryer

You just can't get the bloody service nowadays.

"No I've seen it' if you wait here long enough they bring out french fries!

What's a bird like you doing in a place like this? I've quite a colourful tale.