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Intents questioning

"Michael Eavis thinks you need to know there is no Glastonbury Festival this year"

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Guess we can rule out a Swallow

Shitty Shitty Bang Bang.

i paid good money for this car but I think they seen me cummin

Strawberry Dip

The salesman did say it would be a bird magnet.

Wax on. Whacks off.

Gavin, 32, from Autoglass, "Never ignore a chip on your windscreen.... it could attract seagulls...".

The work of a Kwik-Shit Shitter

Golden shot.

The lady in the office asked if I'd like to put a deposit on one of the cars

"I'm not really a prostitute".
"That's all right, I'm not really a cop!"

Shit and Run incident

Honda Jizz.

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The salesman said if I wanted the car I would have to leave a substantial deposite on it.

comments (total: 4)

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same as 8.01 which has been voted on

[anon]

today
10:02pm

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I'm surprised to see this one get a vote having done exactly the same gag an hour and a half the 8.01 caption

[anon]

today
10:15pm

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Duh! That would be me, voting from bottom to top. When I realised that there was another similar caption I had to call this one on slightly better delivery. Only my opinion but lets call it equal opportunities and may the best man win?!

Lisa Nelson

today
11:03pm

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Some people have a habit of voting on copied captions. Why not vote on the other one as well then?

[anon]

today
11:17pm

And the salesman said it had low emissions...

Plato was one of the original Tellytubbies.

He was the victim of a paintball drive-by shooting.

Never park overnight in a red light district.

Birds of a feather, shit together.

Bukkcarke.

Shit parking.

Far more effective than putting “Car Wash Now Open” stickers under the wipers!

Shitroen

"Oh dear, I seem to have a spunkture!"

Little Deuce Coop

When the shit hits the Fan Belt

The goose that sprayed the golden egg.

Another splaturday night in town.

Birdshit Jones Diarrhoea.

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Arm Loch.

comments (total: 1)

00

Or Ted Loch perhaps?

Lisa Nelson

today
10:06pm

Ah the lakes, the mountains, the paths... Sorry, I'm rambling.

Where've you beanie all my life?

"Why do you think we're stuffed?"
"Because I've lost the map."

Dumper Car

Ah that caption Loitering within Tent is as old as the hills.

Shirley had forgotten her Jump Leads so had to resort to a Dump Start.

Dave failed his driving test due to premature acceleration.

John O' Gropes

So why do they call you 'Big Ted'

Doll of Kintyre

I tried to carry a crate of Typex home on the roof... big mistake!

Gold prize in the Job-Olympics

Spray and Display.

Part of the Crappage Scheme

John O' Oats

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Now that's what I call a Golden Shot!

comments (total: 1)

01

"Golden Shot" has already been done at 8.01 and has 6 votes at the moment.

Linda D

today
11:31pm

When the world in which you live in Gets a bit too much to Bear. When you need someone to lean on When you look there's no-one there You're going to find me out in the country.

Nod to brilliant captioneer from previous caption.

Nessie: "Ted, thanks for being there."
Ted: "My plesiosaur!"