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 Dave Bryan |
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''The conference hall bar is now open, if anyone would like to purchase a gottle o' geer.'' 16/10/22 12:01:00 |
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25/01/21 20:03:45 |
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Kudos to you Stu, well urned.
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Vanessa the Guesser |
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25/07/20 12:02:49 |
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Icy too
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James Lennox |
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This public gathering is just asking to get Corona. 12/05/20 8:16:32 |
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Smuldo |
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It was at this moment James regretted tying Rex to a jet ski. 02/05/20 8:00:12 |
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At first I thought this was terrible. Then I imagined the jet ski setting off and realised this caption suits the picture perfectly.
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Mark England |
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27/04/20 12:12:35 |
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C CaMel |
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The Statue of David is now in Florence. 21/04/20 8:04:16 |
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C CaMel |
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Allow 12 hours to fully charge. 20/04/20 12:03:20 |
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Troompa Loompa |
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Sonic regretted taking a shortcut through the cow field. 20/04/20 8:50:09 |
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Mark England |
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03/04/20 8:09:53 |
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Mark England |
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02/05/19 8:16:05 |
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Michael Winner |
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"...so I said, 'what ceiling fan?'..." 18/04/19 20:37:57 |
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Keep chuckling to this a lot. It’s a brilliant caption 😃
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Scrappy Doo |
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09/04/19 4:05:51 |
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Thank you Dot Old.
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Paul Reeve |
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He got fed up with just fetching balls. 28/02/19 12:51:44 |
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Vanessa the Guesser £50 |
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11/02/19 12:01:55 |
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Thank you for the votes and kind messages, they are much appreciated. Hope you all have a great weekend!
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John Llamas |
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........ just posting some pictures of my trip 10/01/19 8:41:39 |
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You must've had a lovely time. Is that a picture of your-niece, then? :^)
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Vanessa the Guesser £50 |
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20/09/18 8:05:14 |
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I'm so excited to win! Thanks for the votes and comments.
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Karyn Harrison |
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Titanic - directed by Alfred Hitchcock. 31/07/18 20:48:18 |
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Pete £50 |
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It's unusual for a seagull to be scared of heights. 21/06/18 20:07:37 |
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I couldn't wait to find out who posted this caption. Absolutely brilliant, Pete. :)
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Ian Skelding |
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Great on the parcel shelf of a car. 23/05/18 14:08:30 |
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You got the record for "the longest fuse" on a caption:45 seconds before I got it...Congrats!!!
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Troompa Loompa £50 |
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"Oi mate! You're in the wrong quay." 11/02/18 21:07:10 |
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Well done Troompa - you hit the right note with that one.
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Michael Winner £50 |
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09/11/17 20:34:07 |
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Woo woo! Thanks for the comments and the votes everyone!
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Smuldo £50 |
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09/10/17 20:28:10 |
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Smuldo has very kindly donated his prize toward the running of this site. Thanks and congrats again on a great caption.
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Pussy Galore |
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"Why are you leaving the job?" 11/02/17 20:48:38 |
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Thank you for all the votes. That's my highest score to date. :)
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Mark England |
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21/10/16 12:54:20 |
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Cath Jones |
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17/10/15 20:00:07 |
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Cath Jones |
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02/08/15 21:09:56 |
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Tony Edwards |
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15/10/14 8:31:28 |
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 Helen Llamas |
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20/04/14 20:24:31 |
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Michael Winner |
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A mass grave of unknown snowmen. 05/02/14 8:00:09 |
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Fitting old jokes to captions isn't what I would do personally but each to their own, there's a big difference between getting inspiration from an old joke and then adapting it and citing an old gag word for word. A nod to the original is good f...
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C CaMel |
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12/11/12 12:07:39 |
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Dan Dan |
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02/09/12 12:03:49 |
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Cath Jones £100 |
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07/08/12 12:27:04 |
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Gordon Bannerman |
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Hitch-hiker killed in freak accident 07/06/12 11:14:26 |
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Lyarna Manley |
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15/05/12 11:22:15 |
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Linda D |
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12/05/12 20:00:21 |
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Pablo Cabello |
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05/05/12 20:00:09 |
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Michael Winner |
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"Permission to speak, Captain Mainwaring sir..." 24/03/14 20:00:55 |
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Gordon Bannerman |
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Two Popes elected in Staffordshire 25/08/13 20:51:41 |
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I keep chuckling at this one.
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Gayna Dee |
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See A Penny..Pick It Up..All The Day You'll Have Good Luck 12/04/13 8:30:37 |
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Genius.
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John Glover |
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"So Mr Smith, are these all the hallucinogenics you have taken, and how are you feeling now?" 18/02/13 12:15:46 |
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This is cracking :-)
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Dan Dan |
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12/11/12 12:00:09 |
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Pete |
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09/11/12 8:13:13 |
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Mark England |
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18/09/12 20:10:56 |
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F Mackay |
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24/08/12 12:02:19 |
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John Glover |
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"Come on out you bastards, I'm supposed to be getting married in half an hour!" 06/07/12 11:11:12 |
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Dave Devine |
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24/06/12 11:00:11 |
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Christopher Harris |
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23/06/12 20:00:30 |
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Paul Woolley |
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08/06/12 20:00:06 |
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Pete |
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Men like him should be put behind bras. 16/05/12 11:03:56 |
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Mr. Toad |
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This disturbing image was found in the home of a known Speedophile. 02/05/12 20:00:49 |
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Naa they'r just trying to make a brief trunk call
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F Mackay |
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"I've got 10,000 twitter followers." 16/03/12 11:06:48 |
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Roley Martin |
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27/10/11 11:17:46 |
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Stephen Bean |
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"Now I just need a way to stop people putting my lunch in the bin." 12/03/24 8:37:11 |
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Dave Bryan |
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26/02/24 20:03:33 |
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David Michael |
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You know that feeling when your last meal comes back to haunt you... 23/02/24 8:21:33 |
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Mr Dome |
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She's gonna put the thermometer where??! 09/02/24 12:21:33 |
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Stephen Bean |
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09/02/24 8:04:44 |
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Glyn Evans |
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14/01/24 12:03:43 |
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C CaMel |
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“When you switched off her life support but she pulls through and finds out.” 26/11/23 8:01:55 |
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The Wolf |
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"I bought mine from 'Cheapknockoffcoats.com', you?" 23/11/23 8:17:42 |
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If it applies, I'd say this. I was in a similar position to Al and Karen where I didn't have enough super votes to vote up a caption. Karyn was kind enough to give me 20 super votes which I then returned to her but used a supe
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Brian Butterfield |
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17/11/23 20:14:43 |
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The Wolf |
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17/11/23 9:04:41 |
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The Wolf |
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"Guys, I have a busy morning. Are you interested in buying the house or not?" 13/11/23 20:09:22 |
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Hercules Rockefeller |
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"Take a seat. The Doctor will see you shortly." 10/11/23 12:06:48 |
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I dunno. I think this photo is doctored.
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Karen McDonald |
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To prevent further flooding of the Thames, plans go ahead for a huge dyke to be constructed. 01/11/23 8:11:13 |
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Stephen Bean |
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27/10/23 20:00:32 |
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KT A |
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Dave's body moss index was getting ridiculous 01/10/23 12:28:40 |
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Al Overy |
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06/08/23 20:31:04 |
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My apologies, Chris. I would delete it, but it would make nonsense of your and Glyn's responses.
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Julia Kinsey |
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20/07/23 20:11:07 |
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James Lennox |
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Looks like the shit's hit the van. 16/07/23 8:23:55 |
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Scrijjy Doo |
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18/06/23 13:08:46 |
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John Harrison |
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“Suella freakin’ Braverman…what’s yours?” 23/05/23 8:00:20 |
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Stephen Bean |
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"It took me a while to realise my wife was shagging the plumber." 17/05/23 12:11:43, edited: 17/05/23 12:14:10 |
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Dave Bryan |
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10/04/23 8:00:09 |
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Tony S |
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"Sorry sir ,hand luggage only." 31/03/23 8:22:24 |
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Ian Skelding |
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12/03/23 12:14:31, edited: 12/03/23 18:22:43 |
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Chris Keegan |
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When Dave couldn’t find a charging point he used his initiative. 10/03/23 12:00:21 |
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Julie Bridge |
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20/01/23 20:07:45 |
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Ian Skelding £25 |
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16/12/22 20:30:21, edited: 01/01/23 21:31:06 |
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Thanks very much for all the comments, happy new year to you all 🙂
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Vanessa the Guesser |
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That would explain the Yellow Pages. 24/10/22 20:00:13 |
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Vanessa the Guesser |
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"Come on now, it's pasture bedtime" 27/09/22 20:01:39 |
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Al Overy |
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For those who like to torque with their mouth full. 19/09/22 8:00:15 |
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Neil Mackenzie |
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I told them Tour of Liverpool was a bad idea. 09/09/22 13:37:06 |
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Vanessa the Guesser |
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It's no wonder they remained unseeded. 06/09/22 20:09:55 |
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Stephen Bean £50 |
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01/04/22 12:10:36 |
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Well done Stephen, you certainly rose to that challenge.
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Tony S |
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30/03/22 12:50:56 |
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Troompa Loompa |
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23/11/21 12:04:59 |
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Dave Bryan |
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08/08/21 20:20:57 |
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09/05/21 8:03:42 |
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No intention to undermine the caption, I liked it and voted for it, but the placard is deliberately satirical. The clues are the "I agree with the SJC" badge and the "myage.us" website (which were both pro equality related), the rainbow flag, ...
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Al Overy |
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"I'm afraid I'll have to leave it there as I'm really bad at painting chairs." 30/04/21 20:00:34 |
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The Wolf |
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14/01/21 12:10:07 |
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The Wolf £50 |
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10/11/20 8:00:16 |
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Many thanks to you all for your votes and kind words. Additional thanks to Chris for providing and maintaining the site and for choosing me for this month's winner. This was one of those captions which I nearly didn't post because I thought it w...
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The Wolf |
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Dear Santa. For Christmas this year I'd love some thermal underpants. 05/10/20 20:27:23 |
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Ian Skelding |
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"Right, that's curry sauce, mango chutney, basmati rice, onion bhaji, poppadoms and a Nan." 15/03/20 12:57:09 |
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C CaMel |
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13/08/19 20:43:44 |
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Mark England |
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"Flippin' hell, Edmund, Who cares if it's creased? Just stick the flag in the bloody summit" 24/06/19 20:30:04 |
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Welsh Rarebit £50 |
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Children should be seen and not blurred. 10/05/19 8:49:01 |
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No ..that's exactly what I meant..I always propose to the monthly winner..and because am such a handsome bastard I just knew you'd say yes xx(PS I normally put in for a divorce once the fifty quid is spent.)
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Smuldo |
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04/05/19 20:00:10 |
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Joe |
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02/05/19 14:04:27 |
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