ElderBerry

15/09/11 12:48:55

iPod Nana.

15/09/11 11:01:02

Grey cells

15/09/11 11:17:21

Meanwhile at home, their daughter was desperately trying to cancel send.

15/09/11 11:15:13

"and there was me thinking iPads were for removing mascara"

15/09/11 11:05:45

What are those two girls going to do with that cup?

15/09/11 11:09:22

Look George, Lovebite 1985 left you a message..

15/09/11 11:48:01

Granophone

15/09/11 11:26:16

"It's our son Bad Ass Mofo Gangsta Boy Dennis, he say's i've got 24hrs to get round and do his ironing or he's moving back in with us!"

15/09/11 16:23:25

Woman: Wow. My caption got over 20 comments and 5 likes.

Man: You're not on there again are you?

15/09/11 16:23:22

"Who are you texting?"
"I'm pleading with Bad Boy Dennis to come back. He's the only one who voted for my captions."

16/09/11 8:06:04

Apparently it's a tablet

15/09/11 11:46:13

Female:"It says you could receive £2,500 for the accident you recently had."
Male:"But I haven't had one."
Female:"I know,but would you like one?"

15/09/11 11:07:59

I most certainly did not suggest an afternoon of text

15/09/11 11:00:37

Joan was addicted to her Grandroid.

15/09/11 11:04:27

mavis and bob tried desperately to phone home as the television changed channel in Dixons window

15/09/11 11:03:35

Golden Holdie.

15/09/11 11:01:20

OK, so you've adjusted my pacemaker. Now pop it back inside.

15/09/11 11:01:07

OK, set the detonator, and let's get the hell out of here

15/09/11 11:07:33

Sue and Mike felt ripped off.
They were told they would get 500 free texts a month and they still hadn't recieved a single message.

17/09/11 21:24:06

I thought the guy in the shop said the black ones vibrated a lot more

15/09/11 15:01:36

Explain this then, who are Paige, Camilla & Lolly and how come they've all got the same number?

15/09/11 11:31:48

I'm feeling tired - see if they've got a nap for that

15/09/11 11:17:40

If only we had some sort of garment with lots of useful pockets...

15/09/11 11:17:14

"It's a cheepo, next time, try and nick an I Pod."

15/09/11 11:09:08

It's a message from mother,says Can she come and stay with us for a few years.

15/09/11 11:08:37

We've got a black and white behind - can you restore the colour on that thing?

15/09/11 11:06:18

Generation text

15/09/11 11:05:41