Cinderfella

11/09/11 15:02:05

So you're not going out, then?

11/09/11 12:17:41

He had a flare for fashion

11/09/11 11:14:33

That was it, the nylon carpet was going to have to go.

11/09/11 11:06:23

He didn't appear put out.

11/09/11 13:14:19

Smoking jacket

11/09/11 12:34:18

Sparkatus.

11/09/11 11:59:01

Embers only club

12/09/11 10:38:19

When a porcupine sneezes ...

11/09/11 11:07:41

Mark & Sparks

11/09/11 11:00:35

Pyrotech nick.

11/09/11 14:10:12

Patrick had been grounded by his parents.

11/09/11 11:07:32

Iron man takes a much needed shower.

11/09/11 11:05:58

And now, ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce my extinguished guest ...

11/09/11 14:50:46

"Roasted Nuts?"

"No, but I have singed my eyebrows."

11/09/11 14:40:07

He lit the blue touch paper,but did not retire immediately.

11/09/11 13:35:11

Oh Icarus, not again

11/09/11 12:39:30

Arson fire? - Yes, and the rest of me!

11/09/11 12:31:09

"Ow... aaahhh... yes, it's definitely working now..."

11/09/11 12:17:01

Please note, this performance has no second act.

11/09/11 12:12:51

Daniel Craig in "Bondfire"

11/09/11 12:12:36

Guy Fawked

11/09/11 12:09:25

Prickly Heat

11/09/11 12:04:24

Static-tician.

11/09/11 11:40:34

At least we now know Who Katy Perrys song was actually written for.

11/09/11 11:18:45

Douglas Bader was relieved it was only his legs he'd dropped the angle grinder on.

11/09/11 11:13:17

First case of a spark attack in Britain.

11/09/11 11:03:46

John of Arc

11/09/11 11:01:27

Guy forks out for a hot new look.

11/09/11 11:00:57

''Maybe you're a FIIIIIIIIIIIREWORK''.

23/10/11 0:25:05

Fire retarded.

12/09/11 1:55:05

Yep, it burns when I pee too.

11/09/11 18:40:43

"WARNING, ONE MUST NOT COPY THIS AT HOME!"

11/09/11 13:49:23

It was a severe case of Sonburn.

11/09/11 13:46:45

"I've Yeti to be convinced this costume was a bright idea."

11/09/11 13:43:23

Han suddenly became aware that Chewie was seated on the wing above him, shaving his pubes.

11/09/11 13:18:16

Burns night.

11/09/11 12:47:02

Fancy asking an English goalie to carry the Olympic torch.

11/09/11 12:43:05

He truly was the brightest spark on the block!

11/09/11 12:40:45

HELP! Spark-attack!

11/09/11 12:40:17

What a flamer!

11/09/11 12:35:49

You're supposed to smoke hashish, not ashes

11/09/11 12:17:16

NEVER stand on the opposite side of a bonfire when your mate farts.

11/09/11 12:06:22

Your fired

11/09/11 11:34:34

"Goodness Gracious Great Balls Of Fire!"

11/09/11 11:33:21

Steve was a sparky by trade.

11/09/11 11:32:09

And the Columbian guys assured me that smuggling sparklers through Heathrow would be a piece of cake..

11/09/11 11:28:10

When his parents came into his room unexpectedly, Harry hid his fag down the front of his pants

11/09/11 11:23:18

♫ "Feelin Hot,Hot,Hot" ♫

11/09/11 11:20:56

Cool, roast Phoenix for tea.

11/09/11 11:16:50