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Glyn Evans Vote score: 4634Glyn Evans

"Time for payback. Let's see how Goldilocks likes it."

05/08/18 12:01:39

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 20480Michael Winner

"Look, there's one of them now- f*ck off you Peruvian immigrant, coming over 'ere and nicking our marmalade!"

05/08/18 12:19:21

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 141Karyn Harrison

"Excuse me madam, do you have a moment or two to talk about God?"

05/08/18 12:14:17

 
stone face Vote score: 1217stone face

Bearglar .

05/08/18 13:16:42

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If I have offended you with what is quite clearly a jokey comment then please refrain from airing your grievances in public - I really don't think there is need for such a volatile attack as this. Perhaps a polite request to remove the comment is... --Mr Dome
Tina  Flowers Vote score: 332Tina Flowers

'Did I here someone say Picnic?'.

05/08/18 13:17:47

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 6063Pussy Galore

"BEER! The invitation said we're having a barbecue, bring BEER!"

05/08/18 13:16:30

 
stone face Vote score: 1217stone face

Peak a Boo-boo.

05/08/18 13:09:51

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 658Glad You Remember

"Honey, I'm home!"

05/08/18 12:45:48

 
Lisa Nelson Lisa Nelson

Bye Polar

05/08/18 16:18:41

 
John  Glover Vote score: 17400John Glover

"Mary, you know that Yogi that you booked on line to come and teach you meditation, well, he's here."

05/08/18 16:09:28

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 18863Ian Skelding

"I was told the door was a jar."

05/08/18 12:23:03

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 20480Michael Winner

"He's in the garden, just ursine about."

05/08/18 12:20:05

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 5503Vanessa the Guesser

"Are these the auditions for Blind Date?"

05/08/18 12:11:19

 
Paul Thompson Paul Thompson

Excuse me. Have you seen the Brown Family anywhere?

Wed 13:16:15

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 175Carey Sutton

Standard bearer

06/08/18 14:01:31

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 175Carey Sutton

Standard bearer

06/08/18 14:01:31

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8504Neil Mackenzie

Sorry to bother You, but I've just been in the Woods and I was wondering have you any toilet paper?

06/08/18 8:27:15

 
G fj Vote score: 393G fj

Hi I'm the guy who eats most of your garbage...Merry Christmas!

05/08/18 20:44:29

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 658Glad You Remember

Exit, perused by a bear

05/08/18 20:07:07

 
larry G. Vote score: 1012larry G.

"Has anyone seen my high chair?"

05/08/18 20:03:51

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 1057Dave Bryan

''Thanks for eating the porridge. I can't stand it.''

05/08/18 17:16:57

 
J Gaskill Vote score: 72J Gaskill

"My my, Paddington. Where were you last night, and why didn't your clothes come home with you?"

05/08/18 16:03:41

 
J Gaskill Vote score: 72J Gaskill

"Excuse me sir, Bear Police over narcotics... yeah, we got an anonymous tip about some spiked blueberries. We're gonna have to confiscate those until new contradicting evidence comes to light."

05/08/18 16:00:35

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 15Sam Cass

A bearfaced burglary.

05/08/18 14:41:25

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 2631Vivvy En

"Ahem... Mrs Grylls, I'm sorry to tell you that Bear's been stocking the pond with brown trout again"

05/08/18 14:39:15

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 6063Pussy Galore

"Darling, I wish you wouldn't stay out all night drinking. You always come back like a bear with a sore head."

05/08/18 13:23:15

 
stone face Vote score: 1217stone face

" Excuse me am looking for a Mr Adams. Big beard,used to live in the woods."

05/08/18 13:11:25

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 4571Paul Reeve

“Sorry don’t mind me, I’m just here to pick up some bear necessities.”

05/08/18 13:07:48

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 658Glad You Remember

Trouble's bruin...

05/08/18 12:46:04

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 658Glad You Remember

Bearking and entering

05/08/18 12:44:31

 
Barrie Bullock Vote score: 343Barrie Bullock

I can't bear the heat can I come in?

05/08/18 12:32:26

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 4833Greg Curtis

"Relax, I bearly opened it."

05/08/18 12:20:19

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 4833Greg Curtis

"Tele...gram...I'm in."

05/08/18 12:18:21

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 4833Greg Curtis

"Wandering the town today, causing mayhem, a wild bear was finally captioned."

05/08/18 12:15:22

 
John  Glover Vote score: 17400John Glover

"Yes we do have some honey, now piss off, Sainsburys is just down the road."

05/08/18 12:12:17

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 2024Chris Keegan

"Darling, whoever's at the door tell them to get stuffed"

05/08/18 12:09:16

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 18863Ian Skelding

"You don't need to use our toilet, the Woods are over there look."

05/08/18 12:09:14

 
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