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Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 31381Welsh Rarebit

Warning: May contain nuts

10/06/18 8:01:04

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 4836Greg Curtis

Cumfectionery

10/06/18 10:50:58

 
ant knee Vote score: 922ant knee

Junk food

10/06/18 8:00:07

 
C CaMel Vote score: 3324C CaMel

If only I'd had hundreds and thousands on mine.

10/06/18 9:31:55

 
C CaMel Vote score: 3324C CaMel

Masterbaker

10/06/18 8:23:12

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 5504Vanessa the Guesser

Which is bigger? There's not a vas deferens between them.

10/06/18 8:02:16

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 658Glad You Remember

Prick 'n mix

10/06/18 11:27:08

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 6065Pussy Galore

At first glans they look nothing like bananas.

10/06/18 10:49:12

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 5504Vanessa the Guesser

"I think I'll take mine home in a doggy style bag."

10/06/18 9:05:46

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 292Tiny Alien

We sold quite a few, despite stiff competition

10/06/18 21:49:42

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 4571Paul Reeve

For those who are feeling fruity.

10/06/18 9:21:14

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 10172Dan Nicholls

Poor old Gladys looked at them, puzzled, confused. It's no laughing matter, penile dementia.

10/06/18 9:35:37

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 2025Chris Keegan

They're very tasty however as soon as you stop licking them they have a tendency of going soft and half their size

10/06/18 8:55:05

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 31381Welsh Rarebit

Ideal gift for cockoholics

10/06/18 8:00:37

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8504Neil Mackenzie

I recognize Ben and Jerry's but I don't know the others.

11/06/18 19:02:39

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 175Carey Sutton

Dad can i have a Darth Vader lolly

11/06/18 12:36:45

 
C CaMel Vote score: 3324C CaMel

That's how your mom lost all her teeth.

10/06/18 18:28:46

 
C CaMel Vote score: 3324C CaMel

Phallick

10/06/18 14:56:15

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 658Glad You Remember

"If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be sweet..."

10/06/18 11:28:05

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 4836Greg Curtis

"Working hard? When do you get off?"

10/06/18 11:13:59

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 4836Greg Curtis

"...I think I'll splurge."

10/06/18 11:10:30

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 6065Pussy Galore

They'll stop at nothing to encourage people to eat their five-a-day.

10/06/18 10:55:17

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 4836Greg Curtis

"The butcher, the baker, and the candle-dick maker."

10/06/18 10:52:12

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 150Gavin Smithers

They're sperm donor kebabs.

10/06/18 10:42:54

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 150Gavin Smithers

"I'm sorry, madam. We're still waiting for the straight bananas."

10/06/18 10:23:45

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 10172Dan Nicholls

Oh look, when you lick it, vanilla cream pops out of the top.

10/06/18 9:30:51

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 26422Tony Edwards

Knobbly Bobbly

10/06/18 8:39:15

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 1057Dave Bryan

Dickstick

10/06/18 8:01:51

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 292Tiny Alien

Cocholate

11/06/18 15:38:47

 
Walter Butler Vote score: 91Walter Butler

Anti-Semitism has always been a problem at this shop.

11/06/18 4:49:56

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 292Tiny Alien

Do you want hundreds and thousands Sir?
No just the one

10/06/18 21:47:11

 
C CaMel Vote score: 3324C CaMel

Semi-detached

10/06/18 16:41:22

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 175Carey Sutton

Warning comes with chocing hazard

10/06/18 14:00:19

 
John  Glover Vote score: 17400John Glover

Bininas.

10/06/18 12:16:25

 
ant knee Vote score: 922ant knee

Business is looking up. It's the taste of suck Seth.

10/06/18 11:37:18

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 150Gavin Smithers

This is still Korea and those are still dachshunds.

10/06/18 11:23:35

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 4836Greg Curtis

"I prefer my desserts boneless."

10/06/18 11:18:02

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 4836Greg Curtis

"They're a bit expensive. Is there a grope rate?"

10/06/18 11:06:34

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 4836Greg Curtis

"This explains why you tasted so sweet last night."

10/06/18 11:00:48

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 4836Greg Curtis

"I wanna grab one to go."

10/06/18 10:56:58

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 4819Mr Dome

Get your lips around one today

10/06/18 10:55:39

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 4836Greg Curtis

"...not that hungry: Give me an Asian."

10/06/18 10:53:46

 
Andrea Ivey Vote score: 800Andrea Ivey

Hot chocolate

10/06/18 10:53:35

 
Andrea Ivey Vote score: 800Andrea Ivey

Its arousing bunch

10/06/18 10:52:42

 
Andrea Ivey Vote score: 800Andrea Ivey

No thanks
Have you got dongnuts?

10/06/18 10:49:17

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 4836Greg Curtis

"Is there cream inside?"

10/06/18 10:48:38

 
Andrea Ivey Vote score: 800Andrea Ivey

For your martini girl
Any time, any place, anywhere

10/06/18 10:47:28

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 4836Greg Curtis

Prick on a Stick

10/06/18 10:43:07

 
Pete  Vote score: 18117Pete

Randy floss.

10/06/18 10:40:11

 
Pete  Vote score: 18117Pete

The new Magnum PI (Penis Imitation) range.

10/06/18 10:24:23

 
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