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Crunchy Chords Vote score: 550Crunchy Chords

"START THE CAR! START THE CAR!"

08/05/18 20:09:11

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 5317Pussy Galore

Looks like we're banned from another zoo.

08/05/18 21:26:03

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 18319Ian Skelding

"Come back you little brat, I was going to show that off at the Hen Night.

08/05/18 20:05:44

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 1638Chris Keegan

A serious case of foul play

08/05/18 20:00:14

 
John Llamas Vote score: 18644John Llamas

“ ...... no idea what happened, I just caught the tail end”

08/05/18 20:58:25

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 9501Dan Nicholls

That's all I need, another screaming fan.

08/05/18 21:49:23

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 30464Welsh Rarebit

Quill.i.am's love child

08/05/18 22:07:37

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3180Stephen Paterson

Robbie Quilltrain

08/05/18 21:17:40

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 2413Vivvy En

'Now, why is that bird with the handsome tail running away?' thought Mr P Cock. 'We should really flock together.'

08/05/18 21:13:17

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 18319Ian Skelding

That's one way to pull a bird.

08/05/18 20:02:33

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 30464Welsh Rarebit

Where there's a quill there's a way

08/05/18 20:00:28

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 18319Ian Skelding

That's his courtship plucked.

08/05/18 20:00:11

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 4455Mr Dome

Fly motherf*cker, FLY!!

10/05/18 2:27:58

 
john gibson Vote score: 18john gibson

.......and with one sharp twist , Daisy had inadvertently created a new species : the Smallcock

09/05/18 15:19:38

 
john gibson Vote score: 18john gibson

Extentions

09/05/18 12:04:46

 
Something  Something Vote score: 111Something Something

If you live on the edge, you'll always end up with some good tails

09/05/18 10:34:17

 
Jay Oliver Vote score: 248Jay Oliver

A peacock and a quail.

09/05/18 3:12:46

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 4553Greg Curtis

“Pluckin’ Kid.”

09/05/18 2:33:36

 
Jason Tolliss Jason Tolliss

Look who's peacocking again

08/05/18 23:53:24

 
J Gaskill Vote score: 23J Gaskill

When you COULD be pretty, but your sister locks her closet forcing you to stoop to criminal tactics.

08/05/18 23:03:49

 
C CaMel Vote score: 2843C CaMel

If anyone knows of any lawful impediment...

08/05/18 22:37:53

 
Pete  Vote score: 17512Pete

Another feather-brained Betty larceny.

08/05/18 22:23:35

 
Pete  Vote score: 17512Pete

All puss and feathers.

08/05/18 22:15:28

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 5317Pussy Galore

How did she get hold of the scissors? After the incident with the cat's whiskers, I thought we'd locked them away.

08/05/18 21:23:16

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 30464Welsh Rarebit

"But Daddy, I heard you saying that you needed more feather lights desperately!"

08/05/18 21:10:33

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8296Neil Mackenzie

She nicked it on a wing and a prayer.

08/05/18 21:10:24

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 486Dave Bryan

She was tickled pink by her acquisition.

08/05/18 21:06:12

 
John Llamas Vote score: 18644John Llamas

“ ......... but Daddy always says he’s going out to pull some birds”

08/05/18 21:01:18

 
John  Glover Vote score: 17041John Glover

"Here, now give me back my Frozen Fever DVD you shit face of a brother."

08/05/18 20:54:10

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3180Stephen Paterson

You could have knocked me down with a feather. Jeremy Beadle?! Was transgender?!

08/05/18 20:49:06

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 486Dave Bryan

Shake Your Tail Feather

08/05/18 20:35:57

 
stone face Vote score: 892stone face

Well she's got a tall tail to tell.

08/05/18 20:15:47

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 4606Hercules Rockefeller

"NBC ain't gonna like this one bit."

08/05/18 20:10:29

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 25795Tony Edwards

Pheasant plucker

08/05/18 20:09:58

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 30464Welsh Rarebit

One of Naughty Amelia Jane's quillty pleasures.

08/05/18 20:07:21

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 1638Chris Keegan

Having lost his errection he's not got a happeacock.

08/05/18 20:01:32

 
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