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ant man Vote score: 922ant man

I tawt I taw a pussy tatt.

11/02/18 8:08:10

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 31381Welsh Rarebit

Twattoo

11/02/18 8:00:06

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 3711Kenny Ireland

Carol had been told by the doctor that she had a slight hearing problem and acute angina.

11/02/18 13:13:25

 
larry G. Vote score: 1012larry G.

Ex-husband says its false advertising.

11/02/18 17:52:30

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 26422Tony Edwards

Designer vagina

11/02/18 8:50:47

 
John  Glover Vote score: 17400John Glover

Her boyfriend seemingly has the word 'Media' tattooed on his penis. When aroused it reads, My enormous dick is awsome.

11/02/18 13:44:21

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 6065Pussy Galore

"Dave, you know that tattoo of an Indian Chief you had done on your back when we were drunk on that stag weekend..."

11/02/18 13:14:10

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 5504Vanessa the Guesser

"Unfortunately it will bleed slightly on a monthly basis for the next 30 or so years."

11/02/18 9:50:13

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 20480Michael Winner

"How's that portrait of Jacob Rees-Mogg coming on?"

11/02/18 9:15:53

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 2025Chris Keegan

"That may be love, but your back's in a hell of a state"

11/02/18 9:08:39

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 31381Welsh Rarebit

Womban of substance

11/02/18 8:07:43

 
Mark England Vote score: 13525Mark England

I see the needle gun slipped and left a nasty gash

11/02/18 8:03:35

 
Gavin smithers Vote score: 150Gavin smithers

People keep asking what happens when they put 20p in the slot.

12/02/18 11:33:28

 
John  Glover Vote score: 17400John Glover

Hump back, she'll give the whale of a time.

11/02/18 19:02:49

 
C CaMel Vote score: 3324C CaMel

Message parlour

11/02/18 18:15:55

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 3711Kenny Ireland

The last thing I saw with a fanny half way up its back was a police horse.

(I cleaned that up a bit)

11/02/18 13:11:02

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I hope you asked the horse first. --John Glover
Pete  Vote score: 18117Pete

You should see her boyfriend's coccyx.

11/02/18 12:26:39

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 4634Glyn Evans

It is.

11/02/18 11:22:46

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 4571Paul Reeve

Susan was the prime example of a silly c@nt.

11/02/18 10:13:05

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 31381Welsh Rarebit

"and next is Debbie from Clit-heroe..."

11/02/18 10:01:58

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 18863Ian Skelding

A slippy disc

11/02/18 10:00:58

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 4571Paul Reeve

“See you next Tuesday Fanny.”

11/02/18 9:44:57

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 2025Chris Keegan

My first date was looking promising...

11/02/18 9:09:20

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 4819Mr Dome

...but what’s the relevance of the beetle tattoo?

11/02/18 8:50:33

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 10172Dan Nicholls

How handy - a satnav for pillion passengers...

11/02/18 8:45:41

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 10172Dan Nicholls

It originally just said "Beautiful" but she couldn't stand anyone thinking she had a James Blunt tattoo.

11/02/18 8:44:05

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 4819Mr Dome

I’m glad to see the back of that twat

11/02/18 8:29:17

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 5504Vanessa the Guesser

Firstly you need to fill out a short application form giving details of:
1. Name
2. Address
3. Date of birth canal

11/02/18 8:17:56

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8504Neil Mackenzie

Fucking hell it's had some hammer it's black and blue.

11/02/18 8:17:28

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8504Neil Mackenzie

Beauty is in the Japs eye of the beholder.

11/02/18 8:16:15

 
Mark England Vote score: 13525Mark England

At the Young Doctors Ball, Harriet was determined to bag herself a Gynecologist

11/02/18 8:09:53

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 1057Dave Bryan

Fanny Girl

11/02/18 8:08:59

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 15865Troompa Loompa

Flowery Twats

11/02/18 8:07:35

 
Smuldo Vote score: 10060Smuldo

St-ink.

11/02/18 8:01:40

 
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