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Crunchy Chords Vote score: 469Crunchy Chords

Spandex Ballet

07/02/18 15:38:41

 
Pete  Vote score: 16985Pete

Silly Elliot.

07/02/18 10:34:21

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 4464Greg Curtis

"ConJOIN me for a dance?"

07/02/18 13:57:52

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 833Chris Keegan

After meeting at dance class he moved in with her 3 weeks ago

07/02/18 8:37:25

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Vivvy En Vote score: 2156Vivvy En

She hoped, at a stretch, that this ridiculous duotard would disguise the fact that she had too many toes

07/02/18 10:29:07

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A bad case of maximumtoessis --John Glover
Tony Edwards Vote score: 25484Tony Edwards

Kama Suitra

07/02/18 8:52:41

 
Steve Davies Vote score: 2438Steve Davies

Dave regretted asking the royal ballet to produce the local pantomime this year, the pantomime horse was almost bloody unrecognisable .

07/02/18 17:08:28

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 9020Dan Nicholls

♪ Lady in red, is glancing at me, spot on cheek, nobody here, just you and me, in a onesie. ♪

07/02/18 11:11:32

 
John Llamas Vote score: 18413John Llamas

“ .......... this was Dave Evans coming live from Chernobyl Fashion Week.”

07/02/18 9:06:37

 
Smuldo Vote score: 9752Smuldo

Lilliputian kids have fun with one of Gulliver's old jumpers.

07/02/18 8:53:34

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 5024Pussy Galore

These before and after weight watchers' pictures get more and more unbelievable.

08/02/18 0:17:35

 
John  Glover Vote score: 16600John Glover

"That reminds me George, we need to get a new broom handle."

07/02/18 12:23:41

 
John Llamas Vote score: 18413John Llamas

Virgil Van Dijk pictured at Liverpool training centre practicing his appeal after minimal contact in the box.

07/02/18 9:32:32

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 29480Welsh Rarebit

Funsies are now the latest fashion.

07/02/18 8:48:56

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 19721Michael Winner

This is why I didn't take up that offer of a cut-price hip replacement.

07/02/18 8:06:32

 
Rachel Forsyth Rachel Forsyth

I do not Lycra your attachment issues

09/02/18 19:28:01

 
Gavin smithers Gavin smithers

Left a bit. Down a bit. And don't forget we're supposed to be holding up an invisible table.

08/02/18 14:57:41

 
larry G. Vote score: 933larry G.

Hollywood cheerleaders at the Superbowl. And the field goal is good!

07/02/18 21:25:51

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 77Dave Bryan

Appearing Twice Nightly At Batley British Legion Club

07/02/18 15:40:02

 
John  Glover Vote score: 16600John Glover

Semi detached sub turban Mr James

07/02/18 15:37:41

 
John  Glover Vote score: 16600John Glover

"Next time your granny makes us one of her "Cosy comforts" get her to put some flies in my half , I'm desperate for a piss."

07/02/18 12:43:32

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 15737Troompa Loompa

Thermal underwear for pantomime horses.

07/02/18 12:23:52

 
ant man Vote score: 520ant man

Generation Why?

07/02/18 11:17:39

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8090Neil Mackenzie

Twogether.

07/02/18 11:08:28

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 9020Dan Nicholls

Now that someone has taken away that massive clay pipe we were holding, we just look like a couple of red pillocks.

07/02/18 10:56:36

 
tony kelly Vote score: 1173tony kelly

''Cocktail darling?''

07/02/18 9:43:30

 
John Llamas Vote score: 18413John Llamas

It may have been a silent performance but the audience instinctively knew that Melanie had just farted

07/02/18 9:38:45

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 3943Mr Dome

The ultimate in formal evening attire for suspicious wives

07/02/18 9:18:02

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 3943Mr Dome

I thought they called you donkey because of your pantomime role

07/02/18 9:12:19

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 4470Vanessa the Guesser

Jacques always had to make a scene when Celine farted.

07/02/18 8:29:51

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 4364Glyn Evans

Period drama.

07/02/18 8:29:21

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 25484Tony Edwards

Circus freak show

07/02/18 8:26:32

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 19721Michael Winner

In a twist on traditional mimes, only one of them is trapped inside an invisible box.

07/02/18 8:10:28

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 833Chris Keegan

"And STRETCH.."

07/02/18 8:10:15

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 19721Michael Winner

Conjoined twins Béatrice and Jean Babin perform the traditional French Surrender Dance.

07/02/18 8:09:20

 
ant man Vote score: 520ant man

Diagnosis: Acute Exacerbation of Chronic Nonsense

07/02/18 8:07:12

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 19721Michael Winner

"...and together, they fight crime."

07/02/18 8:05:51

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 4130Chris Halliwell

Cutbacks in Lottery funding mean the Great Britain Synchronised Swimming team have to share Swimming Costumes and practise without a Swimming Pool.

07/02/18 8:04:48

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 25484Tony Edwards

Humpsuit

07/02/18 8:02:48

 
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