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Empirical evidence that obesity is in the jeans.
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ant man Vote score: 758ant man

Empirical evidence that obesity is in the jeans.

06/03/18 22:15:44

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3200Stephen Paterson

This years Walking Dead convention had a huge turnout.

06/03/18 22:57:44

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 4579Mr Dome

She makes the rocking world go round

06/03/18 21:29:14

 
John  Glover Vote score: 17150John Glover

"In the days of student smoking contests, Marlene always won."
"Why's that?"
"She had the biggest draws."

06/03/18 20:50:20

 
stone face Vote score: 959stone face

I feel sorry for the bloke that was sitting on the chair.

06/03/18 20:39:16

 
Mark England Vote score: 13384Mark England

Obeseaty

06/03/18 20:03:29

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 149Gavin Smithers

When the gastric band didn't work, the last resort was a lowbottomy.

06/03/18 23:26:58

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 4579Mr Dome

‘I like you a lot. But, and it’s a big but.. ‘

06/03/18 21:35:13

 
stone face Vote score: 959stone face

It was a bad idea sitting behind these two in hind sight .

06/03/18 21:22:11

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 3639Kenny Ireland

Julies' request for support and reinforcements was misinterpreted.

07/03/18 9:36:43

 
James F Vote score: 823James F

Wide, Wide, Wide; Delilah

06/03/18 23:46:43

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3200Stephen Paterson

Recruiting Walking Dead extras, they used a casting couch.

06/03/18 23:29:40

 
C CaMel Vote score: 3016C CaMel

"The part is eating flesh in a zombie movie?"
'You had me at eating'

06/03/18 23:15:58

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3200Stephen Paterson

The dead wait and the dead weight.

06/03/18 23:14:28

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 149Gavin Smithers

After conducting a few blood tests, the flab-bottomist went on her break.

06/03/18 23:11:29

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 671Dave Bryan

Delegates arrive at Tory Party Conference.

06/03/18 22:50:14

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 9695Dan Nicholls

"What are we queuing for?"
"There's a woman in here who gets her trousers made by NASA."

06/03/18 22:48:51

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3200Stephen Paterson

Not a Walker.

06/03/18 22:27:30

 
ant man Vote score: 758ant man

She tries wearing tight jeans, but she can't pull it off.

06/03/18 22:17:24

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 1800Chris Keegan

She only just made it by the seat in her pants

06/03/18 22:16:36

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5172Tosser Wivlov

Come on finish up Marlene and let the people sit down.

06/03/18 22:05:40

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 4480Paul Reeve

Susan was a regular at the all you can eat restaurant.

06/03/18 22:02:30

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3200Stephen Paterson

Nom nom nom, reckon I'll have that one next!

06/03/18 22:00:56

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 9695Dan Nicholls

Zombie Apoca-hips

06/03/18 21:43:54

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 9695Dan Nicholls

Jan vs. Food

06/03/18 21:42:46

 
Paul Gledhill Vote score: 174Paul Gledhill

Zombies queue outside as they hear biting into a neck of lamb at the downtown cafe is better than biting neck of human.

06/03/18 21:36:22

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 30775Welsh Rarebit

Those chairs were made using butting-edge technology.

06/03/18 21:30:30

 
Pete  Vote score: 17701Pete

♫ Sumothing in the way she moos ♫

06/03/18 21:03:58

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 5155Vanessa the Guesser

Three courses and two stools later..

06/03/18 21:00:42

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 18528Ian Skelding

Anytime now the people on the Ground floor will see four chair legs sticking through the ceiling.

06/03/18 20:58:54

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 30775Welsh Rarebit

"We really should go in the queue now Bertha"

"I can't be arsed."

06/03/18 20:54:14

 
John  Glover Vote score: 17150John Glover

Big Shirley regularly has a hangover.

06/03/18 20:46:31

 
tony kelly Vote score: 1270tony kelly

Still weighting for an interview.

06/03/18 20:42:49

 
Leroy Brown Vote score: 7446Leroy Brown

Trick or Tre... oh, sorry kids all the treats are gone.

06/03/18 20:41:09

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 4636Hercules Rockefeller

"It takes guts to go out in public looking like that."

06/03/18 20:38:05

 
Pete  Vote score: 17701Pete

The Andrex puppy is out of his depth here, we're talking Flabrador Retriever.

06/03/18 20:33:23

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3200Stephen Paterson

Snowed in. Word got out that the canteen was running low on food. It was all down to The Obeast From The Feast.

06/03/18 20:29:28

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 5155Vanessa the Guesser

I think she's cracked that chair.

06/03/18 20:22:04

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3200Stephen Paterson

Clare had eaten there for so long, that she had become part of the furniture.

06/03/18 20:19:15

 
Pete  Vote score: 17701Pete

Levi Stress.

06/03/18 20:14:15

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 4579Mr Dome

How to make a zombie happy

06/03/18 20:13:45

 
C CaMel Vote score: 3016C CaMel

Levi Strass

06/03/18 20:09:28

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 30775Welsh Rarebit

Chairwoman of the Broad

06/03/18 20:03:50

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 18528Ian Skelding

Turn the other cheek.

06/03/18 20:00:12

 
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