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Chris Keegan Vote score: 386Chris Keegan

Sally eventually realised she wasn’t going to get much business standing next to a no entry sign

06/12/17 20:45:42

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 8665Dan Nicholls

"I locked myself out of my Fiesta. Luckily, all I had to do was rub my ass against the door to unlock it?"
"What?"
"I had my khaki shorts on".

06/12/17 21:25:08

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 4342Paul Reeve

“So what makes you think your wife is on the game then Dave?”

06/12/17 20:04:08

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"She's started wearing Khaki shorts.""Oh jeez, I'm really sorry mate." --Michael Winner
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 3933Vanessa the Guesser

Traffic Jam Tart

06/12/17 20:39:53

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 1898Vivvy En

Sue Spender was later sacked from the Wonka factory for stealing a giant lollipop

06/12/17 20:36:21

 
John  Glover Vote score: 15954John Glover

Sharon was top of the list for invites to impromptu come as you are parties.

06/12/17 20:12:36

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 3933Vanessa the Guesser

Sunset Strip

06/12/17 20:03:23

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 7936Neil Mackenzie

WPC Richards under cover outfit had so far failed to catch any kerb crawlers, but on the bright side her colleagues had booked forty four drivers for driving up the one way street the wrong way. OK technically not forty four drivers, some drivers were booked more than once for going round and round.

07/12/17 17:24:03

 
Dave E Vote score: 343Dave E

Molly took ample precautions to avoid getting unsightly tanlines on her arse again.

06/12/17 22:39:28

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 4617Pussy Galore

Dear Santa, if you’d like an idea for my stocking filler this year...

06/12/17 20:01:45

 
Dr Strangelove Vote score: 444Dr Strangelove

Streets of Outrage

07/12/17 17:15:24

 
Dr Strangelove Vote score: 444Dr Strangelove

Streets of Outrage

07/12/17 17:15:24

 
Pete  Vote score: 16425Pete

There's unleaded petrol and pencils at this service station.

07/12/17 15:47:10

 
Dr Strangelove Vote score: 444Dr Strangelove

Clare thought if she walked along the road half naked, she might get her asphalt

07/12/17 11:05:24

 
Dr Strangelove Vote score: 444Dr Strangelove

Road Thrill

07/12/17 11:03:01

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 8665Dan Nicholls

Why do you think that Sharon has been seeing Ray Mears?

07/12/17 7:13:44

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 25016Tony Edwards

"Fill 'er up."

06/12/17 21:02:05

 
Baglan Gladiator Vote score: 993Baglan Gladiator

Pippi short stockings

06/12/17 20:50:15

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 367Crunchy Chords

"Wealthy, very Presidential soon-to-be-single WM seeking well-heeled SWF..."

06/12/17 20:17:25

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 17449Ian Skelding

Even on her day off Lara Croft couldn't resist entering prohibitive areas.

06/12/17 20:12:35

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 4342Paul Reeve

After catching her stealing from the till Dave had no choice but to suspend her.

06/12/17 20:12:12

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John  Glover Vote score: 15954John Glover

Not wearing the correct school uniform, Deidre was sent home and put on the list of those who were suspended.

06/12/17 20:09:43

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 4617Pussy Galore

She’s not on the game, I think she's a bookkeeper. She told me she does it by double entry, anyway.

06/12/17 20:06:56

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 28899Welsh Rarebit

She certainly knows how to make a no entrance.

06/12/17 20:02:41

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 367Crunchy Chords

No entry to unauthorized persons.

06/12/17 20:02:10

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 28899Welsh Rarebit

Legs and Ho

06/12/17 20:02:04

 
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