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Dave E Vote score: 182Dave E

Wait a minute! Aren't you Bernard from Accounts?

09/11/17 12:20:24

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Bernard has a head for figures. --Pete
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 8497Dan Nicholls

Basque-ing in the glow.

09/11/17 12:50:16

 
Paul Woolley Vote score: 3239Paul Woolley

The Miss World judges were too distracted to ask Miss Wales about her charity work.

09/11/17 12:08:30

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 19371Michael Winner

"So the ants represent...?"
"Death."
"Oh. And what about the Dairylea Cheese Triangles?"
"Also Death."
"...and the Viking Zombie holding a flaming skull dripping with blood?"
"Sonic the Hedgehog."

09/11/17 12:14:18

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 3748Vanessa the Guesser

The usherette interviewers were starting to get on her tits.

09/11/17 12:13:55

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2799Jonathan Allsopp

Teresa May will do anything to keep her last two cabinet members in post.

09/11/17 12:51:32

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 3748Vanessa the Guesser

The trainee gynaecologists were prepared for their next patient.

09/11/17 12:08:01

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 4424Pussy Galore

She's a bit of a tart but she has all the men carrying a torch for her.

09/11/17 12:05:37

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 17299Ian Skelding

"So, when and where is our next fight Frank?"

09/11/17 16:42:36

 
Pete  Vote score: 16251Pete

"I've Mild tattooed on this one and Bitter tattooed on this one."
"Well, we're light ale men. You're hired."

09/11/17 16:39:39

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 203Spycenwolf

"One, two... OK, you've convinced us that you are no witch."

09/11/17 16:21:52

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2799Jonathan Allsopp

Iranian customs officials weren't at all impressed with Boris Johnson.

09/11/17 12:47:54

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 24796Tony Edwards

Flashlight

09/11/17 12:27:24

 
Paul Woolley Vote score: 3239Paul Woolley

"There's been a misunderstanding. We wanted a 'hookah'!"

09/11/17 12:22:54

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 24796Tony Edwards

Torchbarer

09/11/17 12:11:34

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 19371Michael Winner

"Oh yes, I can see it now- a Moose with the face of Alan Partridge, swinging from a chandelier made of flowers and barbed wire whilst holding a KFC Bargain Bucket. Hmmm."

09/11/17 12:08:04

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 28693Welsh Rarebit

"and my favourite tattoo is the one on my inverted nipple, here"

09/11/17 12:01:02

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 203Spycenwolf

Kuato always knows how to command the attention of his audience.

09/11/17 16:20:22

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 1809Vivvy En

"Blinking ink! So you aren't the judges for the Insulation Tape Body Art Competition then?"

09/11/17 14:19:08

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 3289Mr Dome

How celebrities and MPs really view women

09/11/17 13:46:37

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 24796Tony Edwards

They're just puppies in her hands.

09/11/17 13:02:37

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 7893Neil Mackenzie

We ask the question is a blonde brighter than a 10 watt bulb?

09/11/17 12:25:23

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 3748Vanessa the Guesser

"If you get the job you'll have to wear flares".

09/11/17 12:20:04

 
John  Glover Vote score: 15711John Glover

Later she accused them both of assault with battery.

09/11/17 12:16:15

 
John Llamas Vote score: 18117John Llamas

"All I did was ask for a light, no need to take the bloody piss ..."

09/11/17 12:10:51

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 203Chris Keegan

Not a lot of Material Girl...

09/11/17 12:09:54

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 3289Mr Dome

On XXX-Factor, the judges' torches are used to indicate their level of arousal

09/11/17 12:05:18

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 7893Neil Mackenzie

The judges inspected her outfit but they did not spot a small run in her tights. Why? Because there was a band on the run.

09/11/17 12:04:12

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 203Chris Keegan

Tarttoo

09/11/17 12:02:25

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 28693Welsh Rarebit

"This is a tattoo of a breast dim-plant, hence the need for torches."

09/11/17 12:02:10

 
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