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C CaMel Vote score: 2313C CaMel

Crapstick

10/11/17 20:08:13

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2799Jonathan Allsopp

Available at all good farmacies.

10/11/17 21:37:10

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 28693Welsh Rarebit

Now on sale at your local coop store.

10/11/17 20:00:45

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 3289Mr Dome

Helps prevent anal sex - apply to your bum and it keeps the chaps away

10/11/17 20:11:56

 
Boycie Vote score: 6578Boycie

I'd still rather try this than those Pringles

10/11/17 20:32:16

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 3748Vanessa the Guesser

L'Oréal - Because you're bird shit.

10/11/17 20:17:14

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5138Tosser Wivlov

I said pritt-stick not chick-shit

10/11/17 20:07:06

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 17299Ian Skelding

Kissed as a fart

10/11/17 20:06:37

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 24796Tony Edwards

Lipschick

10/11/17 20:04:45

 
John  Glover Vote score: 15711John Glover

"Here you are, now stop saying when it comes to your appearance I don't give a shit."

10/11/17 21:54:38

 
Andrea Ivey Vote score: 719Andrea Ivey

Happy birthday gobshite

10/11/17 21:29:24

 
Boycie Vote score: 6578Boycie

Warning: turns you into a shite kisser

10/11/17 20:12:47

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 28693Welsh Rarebit

Pooetry in Lotion

10/11/17 20:00:09

 
Boycie Vote score: 6578Boycie

"I found it in Plop Shop"

10/11/17 22:08:54

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2799Jonathan Allsopp

I know a bird who'll smear poo on your face, but it costs more than £2.99.

10/11/17 21:33:33

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Perfect for when you want to get shit faced  --Boycie
C CaMel Vote score: 2313C CaMel

Poollo

10/11/17 20:54:06

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 203Chris Keegan

My wife started using this lipstick..she's been talking chicken shit ever since...

10/11/17 20:46:59

 
Pete  Vote score: 16251Pete

Won't dry out if you leave the cap-on.

10/11/17 20:46:03

 
Gassy Statten Vote score: 127Gassy Statten

As seen on Pootube, Facechook and Shitter.

10/11/17 20:35:05

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 4424Pussy Galore

*Warning* Prolonged use may leave you feeling down in the mouth.

10/11/17 20:24:07

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 4424Pussy Galore

It’s a new concept in chap-sticks. It works by discouraging you from licking your lips.

10/11/17 20:00:52

 
ant man Vote score: 205ant man

From chapped lips to crapped lips - it's a cheep remedy

10/11/17 20:00:28

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 4424Pussy Galore

That’ll wipe the smile off your face.

10/11/17 20:00:21

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 203Chris Keegan

They also do Chicken Suppreeme flavour..

10/11/17 23:28:29

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 19371Michael Winner

Womanure.

10/11/17 22:34:39

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2799Jonathan Allsopp

Works well with a cowpat facepack.

10/11/17 21:44:51

 
Boycie Vote score: 6578Boycie

To add some colour, try our new range of Lipee

10/11/17 21:27:17

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 203Chris Keegan

'For the wife having an affair simply apply while she sleeps'

10/11/17 21:16:04

 
Pete  Vote score: 16251Pete

Eye liner.

10/11/17 20:57:46

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 1809Vivvy En

I tried to buy this on-line but the site was out of ordure

10/11/17 20:39:17

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 4424Pussy Galore

"That explains a lot. I always said you had a potty mouth."

10/11/17 20:27:02

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 19371Michael Winner

Exlax Factor.

10/11/17 20:23:22

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 24796Tony Edwards

Poopcorn chicken

10/11/17 20:20:40

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 7893Neil Mackenzie

You've got to be yolking.

10/11/17 20:17:58

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 19371Michael Winner

Now available in Rhode Island Red.

10/11/17 20:17:52

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 19371Michael Winner

ARSE Cosmetics.

10/11/17 20:17:07

 
Andrea Ivey Vote score: 719Andrea Ivey

Finger licking good

10/11/17 20:15:07

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 28693Welsh Rarebit

On sale for only two bucks.

10/11/17 20:12:06

 
Joe Bridal Vote score: 16Joe Bridal

Cock-a-doodle-poo

10/11/17 20:08:41

 
ant man Vote score: 205ant man

For those who like to kiss arse

(nod to 20:06:37)

10/11/17 20:07:51

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 24796Tony Edwards

Crapon

10/11/17 20:07:28

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 203Chris Keegan

KFC launch their make up range for crapped lips

10/11/17 20:07:02

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 3748Vanessa the Guesser

Kiss me wearing this - that's a pecking order

10/11/17 20:05:47

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 4468Hercules Rockefeller

"How about that. It's both tasty & tasteless all at once."

10/11/17 20:05:07

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 3748Vanessa the Guesser

Eww what a fowl smell

10/11/17 20:00:41

 
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