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The buildings new, state of the art sprinkler system is the dogs bollocks.
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Pete  Vote score: 16380Pete

The building's new, state of the art sprinkler system is the dog's bollocks.

07/08/17 7:00:11

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 3398Mr Dome

Modern Art? This is taking the piss

07/08/17 8:12:19

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 361Crunchy Chords
The buildings new, state of the art sprinkler system is the dogs bollocks.

07/08/17 7:21:04

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 19448Michael Winner

"See? Told you it wasn't just a metaphor for my depression", grumbled Winston Churchill.

07/08/17 7:59:28

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 17415Ian Skelding

Rodin's The Piss

07/08/17 9:55:31

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 4593Pussy Galore

It must have been cold last night - look, one of his nuts has fallen off.

07/08/17 8:34:51

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 19448Michael Winner

What are those crazy North Koreans up to n- oh.

07/08/17 7:41:32

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 19448Michael Winner

"I see that Dave's got the new 3D printer working."

07/08/17 7:34:34

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2799Jonathan Allsopp

'The forecast is for sudden showers...oh.'

07/08/17 7:34:33

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 7924Neil Mackenzie

He's not a Pedigree, he's a Cocker Leg Labrador mix.

07/08/17 11:23:04

 
C CaMel Vote score: 2409C CaMel

Leash hold property

07/08/17 10:56:40

 
C CaMel Vote score: 2409C CaMel

When does the steamer arrive?

07/08/17 10:27:30

 
Helen Llamas Vote score: 922Helen Llamas

Labtrines.

07/08/17 10:07:06

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 4593Pussy Galore

Fetch the JCB, Harry. It's time for his dinner.

07/08/17 8:29:42

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 28861Welsh Rarebit

Cock of the wallk

07/08/17 8:02:26

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 28861Welsh Rarebit

Springer leak?

07/08/17 7:53:58

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 19448Michael Winner

"There's your problem right there, mate- you set your shrink ray to 'Wumbo'."

07/08/17 7:33:48

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 19448Michael Winner

"Yes, he's trouble, but he's already pooped two Henry Moore's this morning."

07/08/17 7:31:01

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2799Jonathan Allsopp

That's what most people think of the shops in Milton Keynes.

07/08/17 7:28:54

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 3906Vanessa the Guesser

The builders were forced to install special golden retriever drains.

07/08/17 7:12:57

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 8627Dan Nicholls

Here comes Godzilla. Someone call Miyagi the Karate Dog!

07/08/17 7:10:37

 
Pete  Vote score: 16380Pete

Builder: "Can you walk your dog in the park please, Mr. Gulliver?"

07/08/17 7:02:33

 
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