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Ron  Allan Vote score: 5345Ron Allan

Three pints and you're Legolas

13/06/17 7:00:12

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My wife drank just one and was feeling Merry. --Crunchy Chords
Tony Edwards Vote score: 24955Tony Edwards

Puts hairs on your feet.

13/06/17 7:03:27

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 24955Tony Edwards

"Oh, go on then, just a halfling."

13/06/17 7:36:51

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 8627Dan Nicholls

"I'm getting some Hobbits in - want one?"
"Now you're Tolkien".

13/06/17 7:50:21

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Vivvy En Vote score: 1879Vivvy En

"If you fancy a beer sometime, give us a ring?"

13/06/17 9:26:11

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 28861Welsh Rarebit

Recommended for Hobbitual drunks.

13/06/17 7:00:14

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 360Crunchy Chords
Three pints and youre Legolas

13/06/17 7:37:48

 
Richard Burns Vote score: 375Richard Burns

A Tolkien fan's night out. Two beers for him and one for his inflatable girlfriend.

13/06/17 12:17:11

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 4592Pussy Galore

I can't afford any, I'm broke. Any chance you could Boromir a few quid?

13/06/17 10:30:20

 
John  Glover Vote score: 15919John Glover

"No thanks, I'll have a brandy Buck."

13/06/17 10:04:22

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 19448Michael Winner

Treebeers.

13/06/17 7:20:26

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 19448Michael Winner

"You shall not piss!"

13/06/17 7:16:48

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 19448Michael Winner

One does not simply stagger into Mordor.

13/06/17 7:12:38

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 2991Stephen Paterson

Hic! And that's where the term Half-Pint originates.

13/06/17 20:34:18

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 28861Welsh Rarebit

Who's the ring beerer?

13/06/17 10:32:00

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 4592Pussy Galore

It's strong stuff - the hangover is Mordor.

13/06/17 10:00:53

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 17415Ian Skelding

"Smaughead."

13/06/17 9:42:57

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 4592Pussy Galore

I don't buy Hobbit beers any more. They always give short measure.

13/06/17 9:34:26

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 7924Neil Mackenzie

We wants it, we needs it. Must have the precious liquid.
Ahh but you shouldn't drink alone.
We never alone.

13/06/17 8:12:09

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 7924Neil Mackenzie

Oh look a pink oliphaunt!

13/06/17 7:58:59

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 17415Ian Skelding

"Where's the Smeagol one?"
"There weren't any sea birds in Lord of the Rings."

13/06/17 7:23:29

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 4483Hercules Rockefeller

Much like the movies, they left a bitter taste.

13/06/17 7:15:55

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 360Crunchy Chords

"It comes in pints?!"

13/06/17 7:13:49

 
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