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It was when I tried to breastfeed him in Starbucks that someone called the police.
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Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2799Jonathan Allsopp

It was when I tried to breastfeed him in Starbucks that someone called the police.

12/05/17 19:25:04

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Even worse, my name's Alan and I'm the manager. --Jonathan Allsopp
C CaMel Vote score: 2447C CaMel

PaciFido

12/05/17 19:06:39

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2799Jonathan Allsopp

It was a shock for the midwife, never mind me.

12/05/17 19:15:12

 
C CaMel Vote score: 2447C CaMel

The gynaecologist knew something was wrong as soon as he saw her growler

12/05/17 19:43:31

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 28899Welsh Rarebit

A dummy run-t

12/05/17 19:00:06

 
Richard Burns Vote score: 375Richard Burns

Have I seen the baby ? What baby ?

12/05/17 23:05:13

 
John  Glover Vote score: 15954John Glover

Three days ago Melvyn was told to sit and stay. He always was a bit of a sucker.

12/05/17 21:58:02

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 4617Pussy Galore

We decided we needed a dummy run before he starts obedience classes.

Nod to 20:00:06

12/05/17 20:01:29

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Tony Edwards Vote score: 25016Tony Edwards

"I told you we should not have called him Gelert."

12/05/17 19:51:28

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 3933Vanessa the Guesser

Son of a bitch

12/05/17 19:33:59

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2799Jonathan Allsopp

Scout always fetches baby's dummy, but the baby won't bloody bring me my slippers.

12/05/17 19:18:35

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2799Jonathan Allsopp

RRRrrrrrusks!

12/05/17 19:10:17

 
Pete  Vote score: 16425Pete

Babe Woof.

12/05/17 19:04:02

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 4493Hercules Rockefeller

"Her name is Maggie."

12/05/17 19:01:33

 
Jay Oliver Vote score: 248Jay Oliver

We tried to warn them... THIS is what gay marriage has lead to!

14/05/17 1:37:14

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2407GeeDee

Pedigree Chomp

13/05/17 7:08:07

 
Craig Eddie Vote score: 635Craig Eddie

That's terrierable!

13/05/17 5:47:45

 
larry G. Vote score: 918larry G.

"Better than mom's teat-this is fat-free."

12/05/17 21:34:42

 
larry G. Vote score: 918larry G.

Keeps me from sniffing arses.

12/05/17 21:31:38

 
Richard Burns Vote score: 375Richard Burns

I am going to lose all credibility when the other guys see me down the park.

12/05/17 20:54:58

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 19471Michael Winner

*thinks* "Yeah, those were the days- crack open a glo-stick, blow-pops with OC Transpo, Oakie on the decks..."

12/05/17 20:36:25

 
John  Glover Vote score: 15954John Glover

So that's the sort of baby you can end up with when you go dogging.
(Nod to 20.15 .12)

12/05/17 19:26:41

 
C CaMel Vote score: 2447C CaMel

"His mother had a stroke!"

12/05/17 19:25:46

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 8665Dan Nicholls

"It's to stop her gnawing at the drain cover. Looks like her dog biscuits see".

12/05/17 19:14:03

 
Mark England Vote score: 12759Mark England

Meanwhile, baby is in its cot gnawing on a bone

12/05/17 19:02:59

 
tony kelly Vote score: 1065tony kelly

Dummies for dogs? Who knows where this will 'lead' to...

12/05/17 19:02:37

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 3933Vanessa the Guesser

Aww the little nipper

12/05/17 19:02:05

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 17449Ian Skelding

A Korean suckling dog

12/05/17 19:01:41

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 25016Tony Edwards

Dummies guide to dog breeding.

12/05/17 19:01:39

 
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