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John Llamas Vote score: 18193John Llamas

He said he's staying there until we win Eurovision.

13/05/17 20:00:11

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2799Jonathan Allsopp

The graveyard shift.

13/05/17 19:14:00

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 4493Hercules Rockefeller

"Christ, is Steven Tyler ever gonna retire?"

13/05/17 19:11:43

 
Pete  Vote score: 16425Pete

"This vanishing cream is the business."

13/05/17 20:34:42

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 4617Pussy Galore

"This rat poison is extremely effective. Just make sure you don't get any on your fingers, though."

13/05/17 20:05:36

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 4617Pussy Galore

She's not a good sales person. People can see right through her.

13/05/17 19:57:17

 
John  Glover Vote score: 15954John Glover

Boneifide salesman.

13/05/17 19:53:08

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 28899Welsh Rarebit

Victoria Beckham is spotted selling her new range of anti-ageing beauty cream.

13/05/17 19:02:30

 
Richard Burns Vote score: 375Richard Burns

...."all our operators are busy right now but we do value your call and we will get to you as soon as possible"

13/05/17 21:00:57

 
Richard Burns Vote score: 375Richard Burns

Does my pelvis look big in this.

13/05/17 20:40:26

 
Pete  Vote score: 16425Pete

World's most prolific organ donor.

13/05/17 20:31:11

 
John  Glover Vote score: 15954John Glover

"How did he get into the building?"
"He's got a skeleton key guv."

13/05/17 20:25:14

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 4617Pussy Galore

You never get promoted in this company. You always have to wait for dead men's shoes.

13/05/17 20:20:37

 
Pete  Vote score: 16425Pete

If you bone up on the old skeleton captions, you'll find humerus, rib ticklers do best.

13/05/17 19:53:35

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 19471Michael Winner

♫ We've only just begun ♫

13/05/17 19:27:00

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2799Jonathan Allsopp

Market traders strike: skeleton staff only.

13/05/17 19:17:34

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2799Jonathan Allsopp

'Hello, do you have any spare ribs?'

13/05/17 19:16:09

 
tony kelly Vote score: 1065tony kelly

Skullcap

13/05/17 19:08:28

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 19471Michael Winner

This is why you should never set the tanning bed to '11'.

13/05/17 19:07:06

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 4617Pussy Galore

If you're to have any future as a model in France, you'll have to put some weight on.

13/05/17 19:02:14

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 3419Mr Dome

Rat and bone man

14/05/17 6:25:47

 
larry G. Vote score: 918larry G.

Fat-free!

14/05/17 1:31:57

 
Jay Oliver Vote score: 248Jay Oliver

"In other news, the baby name 'Caitlyn' continues its inexplicable decline in popularity..."

14/05/17 1:27:21

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2799Jonathan Allsopp

Dead hungry

13/05/17 22:42:57

 
Richard Burns Vote score: 375Richard Burns

Guinness world record for oldest man revealed as hoax

13/05/17 20:57:59

 
Richard Burns Vote score: 375Richard Burns

...and with my new exfoliating cream you can remove all those yucky layers of dead skin, ...and live skin....and muscle....tendons....organs....

13/05/17 20:49:21

 
Richard Burns Vote score: 375Richard Burns

Health organisations warn of dangers of anorexic chic.

13/05/17 20:46:16

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 4617Pussy Galore

"Oh no, call security! Somebody's put acid in the swimming pool again."

13/05/17 20:16:28

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 4617Pussy Galore

"I shouldn't really be here, but Atos decided I was fit for work."

13/05/17 20:12:09

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 3933Vanessa the Guesser

Who doesn't like a skinny dip now and again?

13/05/17 20:02:00

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 25016Tony Edwards

Rolling Bones Tour.

13/05/17 20:01:49

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 7936Neil Mackenzie

I can recommend these slimming pills. The weight just dropped off.

13/05/17 19:56:15

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2799Jonathan Allsopp

I wish this was Justin Bieber.

13/05/17 19:18:58

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 3933Vanessa the Guesser

I'd heard rumours that Nigella was going a little thin on top.

13/05/17 19:14:50

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2799Jonathan Allsopp

Bone Idol.

13/05/17 19:10:52

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 25016Tony Edwards

Farms foods

13/05/17 19:10:04

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 3933Vanessa the Guesser

The Honey G plan diet.

13/05/17 19:00:24

 
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