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Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 2270Vanessa the Guesser

And cat nips are plants.

14/04/17 12:04:27

 
John  Glover Vote score: 14676John Glover

No whey

14/04/17 16:51:10

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 15949Ian Skelding

"Damn, let's go to Tesco, their own brand is bound to."

14/04/17 12:56:43

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 1245Jonathan Allsopp

'Mummy ... where does Grandad's milk come from? He had some on his leg last night.'

14/04/17 15:41:23

 
sandeep chahal Vote score: 405sandeep chahal

"I know, it's hard to swallow"

14/04/17 13:05:01

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 3992Paul Reeve

Please note ....8 out of 10 cat owners are as thick as shit.

14/04/17 12:25:12

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 1179Vivvy En

"Ah, but breast is best. Want bitty, Kitty?"

14/04/17 12:11:07

 
Mark England Vote score: 11836Mark England

Really? Now I'm feline stupid

14/04/17 12:09:45

 
tony kelly Vote score: 626tony kelly

I wanted to use the damn green card note for my own caption...

14/04/17 12:01:01

 
sandeep chahal Vote score: 405sandeep chahal

£2.28! keep your advice to yourself, i ain't buying it.

14/04/17 18:07:22

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 1245Jonathan Allsopp

Well, there's more than one way to skim a cat.

14/04/17 15:52:05

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 2771Pussy Galore

Early attempts to milk them were abandoned after the cats destroyed the employees' gauntlets, goggles and chain mail aprons.

14/04/17 15:07:24

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 4025Greg Curtis

"...And you just HAVE TO try our Pussy Juice."

14/04/17 13:06:28

 
John  Glover Vote score: 14676John Glover

... and Shepherds Pie doesn't contain dogs, well, not in this country anyway.

14/04/17 12:43:00

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 2270Vanessa the Guesser

Is cat litter for felines who are too tidy?

14/04/17 12:40:42

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 18126Michael Winner

"Meeoooooooo!"

14/04/17 12:31:15

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 2837Kenny Ireland

Some customers are as thick as mince. (which incidentally IS from cats)

16/04/17 13:07:50

 
larry G. Vote score: 807larry G.

Dry sac

14/04/17 18:23:05

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 2837Kenny Ireland

and neither do Persian carpet.

14/04/17 17:20:52

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 7313Dan Nicholls

That's funny, because their food looks like someone has whisked ass.

14/04/17 16:57:35

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 1245Jonathan Allsopp

Silly sign. I can't see the pint.

14/04/17 16:04:34

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 2771Pussy Galore

But there are cats in Kitekat, right?

14/04/17 14:20:13

 
Gf j Vote score: 182Gf j

"Catmilk is made in Cowes"

14/04/17 13:42:18

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 7317Neil Mackenzie

Cripes every one should know Cats cannot digest normal cow milk because they lack toes, cows have hooves and cats have pads.

14/04/17 13:38:37

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 26675Welsh Rarebit

It comes from Reindeer in Lap land.

14/04/17 13:10:44

 
John Llamas Vote score: 17014John Llamas

This has never stopped people latching on to pussy over the years.

14/04/17 12:29:02

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 18126Michael Winner

“…then, holding the cat by the fore and back legs, twist firmly, wringing out the milk into the bowl. Take care not to laugh as kitty looks at you with those big sad eyes.”

14/04/17 12:24:14

 
John  Glover Vote score: 14676John Glover

"Erm, must remember to add it to my catalyst."

14/04/17 12:22:56

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 18126Michael Winner

'For maximum production, cats should have minimum stress- stress reduces the milk letdown process. Handle cats calmly. Washing each teat aids milk letdown and removes mud, dirt, manure, and other foreign objects on the skin. Teats should be dipped after milking.'

14/04/17 12:20:41

 
John Llamas Vote score: 17014John Llamas

"Tell meow you get it, then"

14/04/17 12:18:59

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 26675Welsh Rarebit

Phony Express

14/04/17 12:13:23

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 18126Michael Winner

"...the Rat Milk, however..."

14/04/17 12:12:18

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 23168Tony Edwards

.....so don't make a teat of yourself asking!

14/04/17 12:07:15

 
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