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This old, weather-beaten bird with piercing eyes and an angry brow is a long way from home, and would eat you alive. The other one is an eagle.
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Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2481Jonathan Allsopp

This old, weather-beaten bird with piercing eyes and an angry brow is a long way from home, and would eat you alive. The other one is an eagle.

19/03/17 10:01:24

 
Mark England Vote score: 12590Mark England

"Oh this...Well, it started off as a wart on my talon"

19/03/17 9:13:56

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2481Jonathan Allsopp

Bold eagle.

19/03/17 10:01:56

 
Mr Dome Vote score: 3054Mr Dome

And to think she used to worry about getting crow's feet!'

19/03/17 9:04:26

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 4152Pussy Galore

"It's fashion. You wouldn't understand."

19/03/17 12:16:53

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 19144Michael Winner

*whisper* “…and then gently, gracefully, the mighty Tundra Eagle tears off the head of Mrs Bennett and then flies back to feed her chicks.”

19/03/17 8:03:35

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 1683Vivvy En

The world's first organic umbrella - simply pull the string and the wings open providing the wearer with shelter

19/03/17 10:16:10

 
Mark England Vote score: 12590Mark England

"I simply tie one end of the string to its claw and the other end to this rotten tooth. As soon as it flies off, it's adios tooth pain"

19/03/17 9:50:47

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 17031Ian Skelding

The Eagle has Landhead

19/03/17 9:30:27

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 1683Vivvy En

Juanita was off to a flying start in the 'Britain's Got Talons' contest

19/03/17 9:19:26

 
Mr Dome Vote score: 3054Mr Dome

'..and now on BBC1, the new costume drama Birdhead Revisited'

19/03/17 8:49:48

 
Pete  Vote score: 15953Pete

"I wanted to fly a kite but they gave me an eagle instead."

19/03/17 8:42:52

 
Pete  Vote score: 15953Pete

Dame Anna N-eagle.

19/03/17 8:39:59

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 28224Welsh Rarebit

Winner of 2017 Outer Mongolia Eater Bonnet parade.

19/03/17 8:04:13

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 19144Michael Winner

“Oh, this old thing? I just threw it on this morning.”

19/03/17 8:02:37

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 19144Michael Winner

“There’s a what on my head?”

19/03/17 8:02:25

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 28224Welsh Rarebit

And the 2017 Bird brain of Britain award goes to...

19/03/17 8:00:18

 
Michael Monkhouse Vote score: 2804Michael Monkhouse

Stool pigeon.

20/03/17 12:26:02

 
Michael Monkhouse Vote score: 2804Michael Monkhouse

The birds and the - fuck.

20/03/17 12:25:53

 
Polymorph . Vote score: 751Polymorph .

Entertaining cord pulled controlled Grey Eagle

19/03/17 23:08:14

 
papouluche papouluche Vote score: 37papouluche papouluche

American Eagles are now helping Trump administration with illegal immigration deportation

19/03/17 21:32:12

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 7755Neil Mackenzie

She found it a bit of a let down because it didn't buzzard like her old rampant rabbit.

19/03/17 20:39:31

 
Gf j Vote score: 316Gf j

Trump can build what he likes, I am taking this Mexican home to look after the eaglets

19/03/17 16:56:46

 
John  Glover Vote score: 15458John Glover

Locals complain that Milly has an unfair advantage in the local, annual, salmon fishing competition.

19/03/17 12:46:18

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 4152Pussy Galore

"I warned you about buying day-old chicks at the market. You never know where they've come from."

19/03/17 12:14:04

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 4332Greg Curtis

"Don't worry, she doesn't have a preyer."

19/03/17 11:54:19

 
tony kelly Vote score: 931tony kelly

Ho Lin Ming named Crystal Palace supporter of the season.

19/03/17 10:27:46

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 19144Michael Winner

"A little more to the left... oooh yeah, that's the spot."

19/03/17 10:11:25

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 17031Ian Skelding

"Not sure about about this new postage stamp Mister Trump."

19/03/17 9:32:26

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 8338Dan Nicholls

I know it's a strange place to lay my eggs, but I'm telling you, her hair is sooooo cosy.

19/03/17 9:27:46

 
Lisa Morgan Vote score: 38Lisa Morgan

Whoa, look how big that pigeon is!
Is that why they say you shouldn't feed them!?

19/03/17 9:16:39

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2332GeeDee

Best Hat at the Cheltenham Races was worn by Wanda who said her design was inspired by "The Who dares Win" Film

19/03/17 8:43:16

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 24427Tony Edwards

"Watch the birdie!"

19/03/17 8:16:38

 
CaptionCrunch Surreal Vote score: 274CaptionCrunch Surreal

"Hey lady, do these fuzzy ears on my head look silly?"
"... You're asking ME???"

19/03/17 8:16:25

 
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