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This old, weather-beaten bird with piercing eyes and an angry brow is a long way from home, and would eat you alive. The other one is an eagle.
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Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 1006Jonathan Allsopp

This old, weather-beaten bird with piercing eyes and an angry brow is a long way from home, and would eat you alive. The other one is an eagle.

Sun 10:01:24

 
Mark England Vote score: 11676Mark England

"Oh this...Well, it started off as a wart on my talon"

Sun 9:13:56

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 1006Jonathan Allsopp

Bold eagle.

Sun 10:01:56

 
Mr Dome Vote score: 2016Mr Dome

And to think she used to worry about getting crow's feet!'

Sun 9:04:26

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 2401Pussy Galore

"It's fashion. You wouldn't understand."

Sun 12:16:53

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 17990Michael Winner

*whisper* “…and then gently, gracefully, the mighty Tundra Eagle tears off the head of Mrs Bennett and then flies back to feed her chicks.”

Sun 8:03:35

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 1028Vivvy En

The world's first organic umbrella - simply pull the string and the wings open providing the wearer with shelter

Sun 10:16:10

 
Mark England Vote score: 11676Mark England

"I simply tie one end of the string to its claw and the other end to this rotten tooth. As soon as it flies off, it's adios tooth pain"

Sun 9:50:47

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 15713Ian Skelding

The Eagle has Landhead

Sun 9:30:27

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 1028Vivvy En

Juanita was off to a flying start in the 'Britain's Got Talons' contest

Sun 9:19:26

 
Mr Dome Vote score: 2016Mr Dome

'..and now on BBC1, the new costume drama Birdhead Revisited'

Sun 8:49:48

 
Pete  Vote score: 14456Pete

"I wanted to fly a kite but they gave me an eagle instead."

Sun 8:42:52

 
Pete  Vote score: 14456Pete

Dame Anna N-eagle.

Sun 8:39:59

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 26364Welsh Rarebit

Winner of 2017 Outer Mongolia Eater Bonnet parade.

Sun 8:04:13

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 17990Michael Winner

“Oh, this old thing? I just threw it on this morning.”

Sun 8:02:37

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 17990Michael Winner

“There’s a what on my head?”

Sun 8:02:25

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 26364Welsh Rarebit

And the 2017 Bird brain of Britain award goes to...

Sun 8:00:18

 
Michael Monkhouse Vote score: 2776Michael Monkhouse

Stool pigeon.

Mon 12:26:02

 
Michael Monkhouse Vote score: 2776Michael Monkhouse

The birds and the - fuck.

Mon 12:25:53

 
Polymorph . Vote score: 747Polymorph .

Entertaining cord pulled controlled Grey Eagle

Sun 23:08:14

 
papouluche papouluche Vote score: 37papouluche papouluche

American Eagles are now helping Trump administration with illegal immigration deportation

Sun 21:32:12

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 7244Neil Mackenzie

She found it a bit of a let down because it didn't buzzard like her old rampant rabbit.

Sun 20:39:31

 
Gf j Vote score: 137Gf j

Trump can build what he likes, I am taking this Mexican home to look after the eaglets

Sun 16:56:46

 
John  Glover Vote score: 14492John Glover

Locals complain that Milly has an unfair advantage in the local, annual, salmon fishing competition.

Sun 12:46:18

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 1997Vanessa the Guesser

No-one had the heart to tell Maud her eagle balloon was slowly deflating.

Sun 12:29:55

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 2401Pussy Galore

"I warned you about buying day-old chicks at the market. You never know where they've come from."

Sun 12:14:04

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 3920Greg Curtis

"Don't worry, she doesn't have a preyer."

Sun 11:54:19

 
tony kelly Vote score: 536tony kelly

Ho Lin Ming named Crystal Palace supporter of the season.

Sun 10:27:46

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 17990Michael Winner

"A little more to the left... oooh yeah, that's the spot."

Sun 10:11:25

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 15713Ian Skelding

"Not sure about about this new postage stamp Mister Trump."

Sun 9:32:26

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 7146Dan Nicholls

I know it's a strange place to lay my eggs, but I'm telling you, her hair is sooooo cosy.

Sun 9:27:46

 
Lisa Morgan Vote score: 38Lisa Morgan

Whoa, look how big that pigeon is!
Is that why they say you shouldn't feed them!?

Sun 9:16:39

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2055GeeDee

Best Hat at the Cheltenham Races was worn by Wanda who said her design was inspired by "The Who dares Win" Film

Sun 8:43:16

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 22937Tony Edwards

"Watch the birdie!"

Sun 8:16:38

 
CaptionCrunch Surreal CaptionCrunch Surreal

"Hey lady, do these fuzzy ears on my head look silly?"
"... You're asking ME???"

Sun 8:16:25

 
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