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Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 26364Welsh Rarebit

The Ministry of Silly Squawks

Fri 20:20:34

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 15268Troompa Loompa

"Which way to the jacuzzi boy, I say which way to the jacuzzi?"

Fri 20:44:06

 
Mark England Vote score: 11676Mark England

Chicken Strips

Fri 20:24:20

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 17990Michael Winner

Poultry in motion.

Fri 20:14:31

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 26364Welsh Rarebit

Kellogg's Porn Flakes

Fri 20:04:28

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 2801Kenny Ireland

Hen party.

Fri 20:02:50

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 7146Dan Nicholls

Poulet vous couchez avec moi, bwwWWAAARK.

Sat 7:29:41

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 2801Kenny Ireland

Chicken Pavlova

Fri 22:54:50

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2055GeeDee

All I said was PAXO and he took off

Fri 22:22:20

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 15268Troompa Loompa

"I'm freeezing, I'd better put my capon."

Fri 20:41:37

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 22937Tony Edwards

Nailed it

Fri 20:21:25

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 17990Michael Winner

Any dance you like, except the Foxtrot.

Fri 20:17:08

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 1996Vanessa the Guesser

Rudolf Nureyegg

Fri 20:02:20

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 17990Michael Winner

Can-Cantucky Fried Chicken.

Fri 22:10:12

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 1996Vanessa the Guesser

🎵 Shake your tail feather 🎵

Fri 20:28:24

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 17990Michael Winner

The Chicken Kiev Ballet.

Fri 20:19:30

 
Mark England Vote score: 11676Mark England

It was her first time seeing a cock in the flesh and Virginia wondered wattle the fuss was about

Fri 20:16:03

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 26364Welsh Rarebit

Bill-y Elliot

Fri 20:15:41

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 2801Kenny Ireland

Barn dance.

Fri 20:10:41

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 3800Chris Halliwell

Cock-a-hoop.

Fri 20:09:28

 
larry G. Vote score: 779larry G.

A rooster Ballerina on tip toes.

Sat 18:45:20

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 103Charles Gilbert

We shall over comb!

Sat 16:29:10

 
Michael Monkhouse Vote score: 2776Michael Monkhouse

Crossed with a cow it was upset. Fowl mooed.

Sat 13:13:12

 
Michael Monkhouse Vote score: 2776Michael Monkhouse

Glad to see Posh has put on some weight at last.

Sat 13:12:51

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 2399Pussy Galore

No, no, you've got it wrong - the saying is "one day chicken and the next day feathers"

Sat 10:16:58

 
Mr Dome Vote score: 2016Mr Dome

Chicki Minnaj

Sat 8:01:44

 
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Dance like nobody's hatching!

Sat 6:50:52

 
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"Okay, maybe playing dead wa'n't such a great idea."

Sat 6:47:10

 
sandeep chahal Vote score: 324sandeep chahal

Chicken's Got Talent

Sat 6:24:24

 
tony kelly Vote score: 536tony kelly

The person who tried to kill this chicken totally plucked up.

Sat 0:30:26

 
Polymorph . Vote score: 747Polymorph .

"I am not a cock plucker, I'm a cock plucker's son.
I am only plucking cocks 'till the cock plucker comes."

Fri 23:09:12

 
Pete  Vote score: 14456Pete

Cluck Norris stars in Sidekicks.

Fri 22:43:09

 
Gf j Vote score: 137Gf j

Chanticleer and twerkalot

Fri 22:26:36

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 7244Neil Mackenzie

He was plucked from thousands to be the new face of the Duracell Battery Chicken campaign.

Fri 22:17:06

 
Pete  Vote score: 14456Pete

Margot Font-hen.

Fri 22:08:10

 
Gf j Vote score: 137Gf j

A young farmer Giles misinterpreted the advice his Pa gave him whilst embarking on a new relationship...

Fri 21:51:09

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 1996Vanessa the Guesser

Dancing on Rice

Fri 21:08:39

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 22937Tony Edwards

Ballay dancer

Fri 20:40:10

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 17990Michael Winner

Chiconne, by Cluck.

Fri 20:33:44

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 17990Michael Winner

The Rhode Island Red Shoes.

Fri 20:29:49

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 2399Pussy Galore

Henny Penny found a way to beat the hot flushes of henopause.

Fri 20:28:03

 
John Llamas Vote score: 16848John Llamas

Cock Wan

Fri 20:20:09

 
John  Glover Vote score: 14491John Glover

Cock of the walk.

Fri 20:19:20

 
John Llamas Vote score: 16848John Llamas

"........ plucking idiot"

Fri 20:15:54

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 15268Troompa Loompa

The Bolshoi Pullet

Fri 20:12:07

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 17990Michael Winner

"No, I definitely said 'leg warmers'."

Fri 20:11:07

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 22937Tony Edwards

Hen pointe

Fri 20:08:52

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 15713Ian Skelding

Rudester

Fri 20:07:53

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 17990Michael Winner

Batterie chicken.

Fri 20:07:20

 
Lisa Morgan Vote score: 38Lisa Morgan

I feel light as a feather...
without feathers!

Fri 20:05:09

 
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