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Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 28861Welsh Rarebit

The Ministry of Silly Squawks

17/03/17 20:20:34

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 15572Troompa Loompa

"Which way to the jacuzzi boy, I say which way to the jacuzzi?"

17/03/17 20:44:06

 
Mark England Vote score: 12756Mark England

Chicken Strips

17/03/17 20:24:20

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 19448Michael Winner

Poultry in motion.

17/03/17 20:14:31

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 28861Welsh Rarebit

Kellogg's Porn Flakes

17/03/17 20:04:28

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 3214Kenny Ireland

Hen party.

17/03/17 20:02:50

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 8627Dan Nicholls

Poulet vous couchez avec moi, bwwWWAAARK.

18/03/17 7:29:41

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 3214Kenny Ireland

Chicken Pavlova

17/03/17 22:54:50

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2401GeeDee

All I said was PAXO and he took off

17/03/17 22:22:20

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 15572Troompa Loompa

"I'm freeezing, I'd better put my capon."

17/03/17 20:41:37

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 24959Tony Edwards

Nailed it

17/03/17 20:21:25

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 19448Michael Winner

Any dance you like, except the Foxtrot.

17/03/17 20:17:08

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 3906Vanessa the Guesser

Rudolf Nureyegg

17/03/17 20:02:20

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 19448Michael Winner

Can-Cantucky Fried Chicken.

17/03/17 22:10:12

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 3906Vanessa the Guesser

🎵 Shake your tail feather 🎵

17/03/17 20:28:24

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 19448Michael Winner

The Chicken Kiev Ballet.

17/03/17 20:19:30

 
Mark England Vote score: 12756Mark England

It was her first time seeing a cock in the flesh and Virginia wondered wattle the fuss was about

17/03/17 20:16:03

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 28861Welsh Rarebit

Bill-y Elliot

17/03/17 20:15:41

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 3214Kenny Ireland

Barn dance.

17/03/17 20:10:41

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 4057Chris Halliwell

Cock-a-hoop.

17/03/17 20:09:28

 
John  O Ring John O Ring

Short cut to KFC

23/05/17 6:28:33

 
John  O Ring John O Ring

Illegal Strip club

23/05/17 6:27:24

 
larry G. Vote score: 917larry G.

A rooster Ballerina on tip toes.

18/03/17 18:45:20

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 112Charles Gilbert

We shall over comb!

18/03/17 16:29:10

 
Michael Monkhouse Vote score: 2804Michael Monkhouse

Crossed with a cow it was upset. Fowl mooed.

18/03/17 13:13:12

 
Michael Monkhouse Vote score: 2804Michael Monkhouse

Glad to see Posh has put on some weight at last.

18/03/17 13:12:51

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 4593Pussy Galore

No, no, you've got it wrong - the saying is "one day chicken and the next day feathers"

18/03/17 10:16:58

 
Mr Dome Vote score: 3398Mr Dome

Chicki Minnaj

18/03/17 8:01:44

 
CaptionCrunch Surreal Vote score: 361CaptionCrunch Surreal

Dance like nobody's hatching!

18/03/17 6:50:52

 
CaptionCrunch Surreal Vote score: 361CaptionCrunch Surreal

"Okay, maybe playing dead wa'n't such a great idea."

18/03/17 6:47:10

 
sandeep chahal Vote score: 553sandeep chahal

Chicken's Got Talent

18/03/17 6:24:24

 
tony kelly Vote score: 1049tony kelly

The person who tried to kill this chicken totally plucked up.

18/03/17 0:30:26

 
Polymorph . Vote score: 751Polymorph .

"I am not a cock plucker, I'm a cock plucker's son.
I am only plucking cocks 'till the cock plucker comes."

17/03/17 23:09:12

 
Pete  Vote score: 16380Pete

Cluck Norris stars in Sidekicks.

17/03/17 22:43:09

 
Gf j Vote score: 327Gf j

Chanticleer and twerkalot

17/03/17 22:26:36

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 7924Neil Mackenzie

He was plucked from thousands to be the new face of the Duracell Battery Chicken campaign.

17/03/17 22:17:06

 
Pete  Vote score: 16380Pete

Margot Font-hen.

17/03/17 22:08:10

 
Gf j Vote score: 327Gf j

A young farmer Giles misinterpreted the advice his Pa gave him whilst embarking on a new relationship...

17/03/17 21:51:09

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 24959Tony Edwards

Ballay dancer

17/03/17 20:40:10

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 19448Michael Winner

Chiconne, by Cluck.

17/03/17 20:33:44

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 19448Michael Winner

The Rhode Island Red Shoes.

17/03/17 20:29:49

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 4593Pussy Galore

Henny Penny found a way to beat the hot flushes of henopause.

17/03/17 20:28:03

 
John Llamas Vote score: 18176John Llamas

Cock Wan

17/03/17 20:20:09

 
John  Glover Vote score: 15920John Glover

Cock of the walk.

17/03/17 20:19:20

 
John Llamas Vote score: 18176John Llamas

"........ plucking idiot"

17/03/17 20:15:54

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 15572Troompa Loompa

The Bolshoi Pullet

17/03/17 20:12:07

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 19448Michael Winner

"No, I definitely said 'leg warmers'."

17/03/17 20:11:07

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 24959Tony Edwards

Hen pointe

17/03/17 20:08:52

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 17415Ian Skelding

Rudester

17/03/17 20:07:53

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 19448Michael Winner

Batterie chicken.

17/03/17 20:07:20

 
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