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Ron  Allan Vote score: 5345Ron Allan

"Jesus, Isambard..I only asked you to put the bloody bins out"

11/06/17 21:12:48

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 17449Ian Skelding

Kerplunk!

11/06/17 19:48:08

 
Craig Eddie Vote score: 635Craig Eddie

Mount Kilimanjaro is getting some repair work done.

11/06/17 19:27:37

 
Susie Sheppard Vote score: 225Susie Sheppard

What's the reception like if I go like this?

11/06/17 21:45:09

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2799Jonathan Allsopp

How to get bamboo-zled.

11/06/17 20:08:04

 
D C Vote score: 2669D C

The final of the World "Extreme Pick-Up-Sticks" Championship

12/06/17 10:11:24

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 7936Neil Mackenzie

Dropping his spanner four spaces across and six down made him utter a few cross words.

12/06/17 8:19:06

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 4617Pussy Galore

"Remember that Chinese Puzzle I got for Christmas?"
"Yes. Was it difficult?"
"I still haven't finished it."

11/06/17 21:42:36

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 4617Pussy Galore

Don't you just hate it when you go on holiday and they're still putting the finishing touches to the hotel?

11/06/17 21:18:17

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 3933Vanessa the Guesser

Gondola driving school

11/06/17 19:07:43

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 4064Chris Halliwell

Lone workman tries to prop up the Tory election result.

11/06/17 19:01:51

 
Craig Eddie Vote score: 635Craig Eddie

Karl-Heinz hated working with so many poles.

11/06/17 19:01:38

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 3230Kenny Ireland

Police in China now have a suspect for the theft of the panda.

12/06/17 4:18:59

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 2286Tiny Alien

A straw bridge

11/06/17 23:32:35

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 4617Pussy Galore

The Chinese are getting ready for rising sea levels by building a bridge over doubled waters.

11/06/17 21:51:26

 
Richard Burns Vote score: 375Richard Burns

The Japanese couldn't have picked a worst location, there's no bottom. You see those piles, they're sinking. Our chaps could drive those piles in till Doomsday and they wouldn't hold.

11/06/17 20:59:37

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 3419Mr Dome

Jeff was a scaffold erector. His mate Dave laid the planks. Their jobs were poles apart

11/06/17 20:38:31

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2799Jonathan Allsopp

The best part of Jack's job was harpooning locals who turned up to work late.

11/06/17 20:35:54

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 28899Welsh Rarebit

Runner Being Poles

11/06/17 19:49:54

 
John  Glover Vote score: 15954John Glover

Dan's argument for his bridge design was polemic.

11/06/17 19:34:30

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Craig Eddie Vote score: 635Craig Eddie

Here is the erection results.

11/06/17 19:06:28

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 4064Chris Halliwell

After using one of the poles to jump over to the other side, one of his colleagues asked him if he was a Pole Vaulter, he replied no I'm German but how did you know my name?

11/06/17 19:05:40

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 367Crunchy Chords

Grabbing his pole, Dong cried, "This erection has gone on way too​ long!"

11/06/17 19:04:23

 
tony kelly Vote score: 1065tony kelly

The guy who invented medicinal compound.

11/06/17 19:03:07

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 28899Welsh Rarebit

Now that's a guy who's got buy poler disorder.

11/06/17 19:02:23

 
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