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Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 27667Welsh Rarebit

Or urine for a shock.

14/03/17 20:05:26

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 3708Pussy Galore

Only at The Houses of Parliament would anyone feel it necessary to point out the bleeding obvious.

14/03/17 22:56:01

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 1896Jonathan Allsopp

They must be taking the piss.

14/03/17 20:07:47

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 4216Greg Curtis

"What kinda dicks hang out in here?"

15/03/17 2:09:46

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 7839Dan Nicholls

No heavy petting.
No dive bombing.
Stay in the shallow end.

14/03/17 22:29:39

 
Mr Dome Vote score: 2631Mr Dome

They spelt 'Piss' incorrectly

14/03/17 20:40:36

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 2943Vanessa the Guesser

Any more sh*t advice?

14/03/17 20:03:56

 
Michael Monkhouse Vote score: 2804Michael Monkhouse

Piss off.

15/03/17 7:07:35

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 3083Kenny Ireland

"Please stand to the right to allow kitchen staff room to wash their hands".

14/03/17 21:27:40

 
Pete  Vote score: 15436Pete

For goodness sake, who's going to drink water from a foot spa?

14/03/17 21:12:59

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 1896Jonathan Allsopp

The sign in the lav says Do Not Eat This Beef Vindaloo.

14/03/17 20:15:22

 
Pete  Vote score: 15436Pete

You won't see this sign in a CockFosters' bar.

14/03/17 20:12:07

 
avijit kelkar avijit kelkar

New "higher" target to piss at!! Win either £50 pounds, OR for a JUMBO prize.... a job in the fire brigade!

16/03/17 13:43:03

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 112Charles Gilbert

...and don't eat the big white mint.

16/03/17 1:07:15

 
Dev B Vote score: 410Dev B

Save this water

15/03/17 16:39:17

 
Polymorph . Vote score: 751Polymorph .

'Ur ine Water'loo !'

14/03/17 22:58:45

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 4216Greg Curtis

"...I think that's just for employees."

14/03/17 22:31:21

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 7839Dan Nicholls

...and stop wazzing in the sink you dirty pig.

14/03/17 22:29:09

 
tony kelly Vote score: 795tony kelly

..or you will get yellow fever.

14/03/17 21:44:55

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 3708Pussy Galore

It'll send you round the bend.

14/03/17 21:24:40

 
larry G. Vote score: 872larry G.

Used for brewing Guinness.

14/03/17 21:15:17

 
larry G. Vote score: 872larry G.

And no splashing please.

14/03/17 21:06:56

 
John  Glover Vote score: 15255John Glover

It hasn't been passed by the authorities.

14/03/17 20:30:52

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 1896Jonathan Allsopp

'Please,mummy,please. I want to get typhoid and miss school.'

14/03/17 20:17:32

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 23957Tony Edwards

I take it that's it alright to eat the urinal cake.

14/03/17 20:15:59

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 1452Vivvy En

...because it's a funny colour?

14/03/17 20:13:54

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 2943Vanessa the Guesser

Particularly if you have a nut allergy.

14/03/17 20:10:08

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Only pisstachios. --Pete
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 1896Jonathan Allsopp

Well, if Stevie Wonder's thirsty, he's in for a real shock ...

14/03/17 20:09:56

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 23957Tony Edwards

May contain piss

14/03/17 20:08:30

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 4351Hercules Rockefeller

Piss de Resistance

14/03/17 20:07:19

 
Pete  Vote score: 15436Pete

Unless you're Pee-wee Herman.

14/03/17 20:04:59

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 1896Jonathan Allsopp

Eau de toilet?

14/03/17 20:03:27

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 27667Welsh Rarebit

♬ Wee will wee will shock you ♬

14/03/17 20:01:45

 
papouluche papouluche Vote score: 37papouluche papouluche

But you can use it to cook

14/03/17 20:01:37

 
Pete  Vote score: 15436Pete

You'll end up with a flushed face.

14/03/17 20:00:53

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Darn it! I missed this one. Nice one Pete. --Pussy Galore
Michael Winner Vote score: 18701Michael Winner

The Fountainhead.

14/03/17 20:00:45

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 27667Welsh Rarebit

...Or you may contract Weeil's Disease.

14/03/17 20:00:34

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 27667Welsh Rarebit

You will get pissed

14/03/17 20:00:05

 
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