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The Dark Knight Rises
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Pussy Galore Vote score: 4593Pussy Galore

The Dark Knight Rises

12/08/17 19:18:15

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 4339Greg Curtis

"...at thy cervix."

12/08/17 22:15:44

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 3398Mr Dome

The penis mightier than the sword

12/08/17 21:33:40

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 24959Tony Edwards

Armourdildo

12/08/17 19:15:38

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Stuff that!! --Mr Dome
Tony Edwards Vote score: 24959Tony Edwards

xxxxcalibur

12/08/17 21:52:17

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 28861Welsh Rarebit

Someone's feeling armourous.

12/08/17 19:00:12

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 24959Tony Edwards

Ivangrow

12/08/17 21:51:26

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 3906Vanessa the Guesser

Once more unto the breeches, dear friends, once more

12/08/17 20:38:57

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 24959Tony Edwards

Knobleman

12/08/17 20:15:51

 
C CaMel Vote score: 2409C CaMel

Game of Bones

12/08/17 19:34:52

 
Smuldo Vote score: 9617Smuldo

Knight hood.

12/08/17 19:19:40

 
Helen Llamas Vote score: 922Helen Llamas

Full metal packet.

12/08/17 19:06:33

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 3398Mr Dome

Metal Dickey

12/08/17 21:32:07

 
Smuldo Vote score: 9617Smuldo

"Ok dear, ready when you are...I'm wearing protection.."

12/08/17 19:00:49

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 361Crunchy Chords

"... And here we have a member of the Knights of the Round Table."

12/08/17 20:42:55

 
John  Glover Vote score: 15920John Glover

"Is that a fault in your armour Sir James, or are you just pleased to see me?"

12/08/17 20:29:50

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 24959Tony Edwards

Balls of steel

12/08/17 19:55:29

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 3398Mr Dome

Arise, Sir Dome

12/08/17 19:08:15

 
Mark England Vote score: 12756Mark England

"Careful with that, you could poke someone's eye out"

12/08/17 19:01:21

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 551Glad You Remember

Beneath is one battered codpiece.

13/08/17 13:43:58

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 551Glad You Remember

When a knight won his spurts in the stories of old...

13/08/17 13:39:49

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 7924Neil Mackenzie

Guenevere liked to copper feel.

12/08/17 22:41:13

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 4593Pussy Galore

I've heard he was outstanding in the field.

12/08/17 20:31:55

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2401GeeDee

Bobby Knutt

12/08/17 20:19:37

 
John  Glover Vote score: 15920John Glover

Just in case.

12/08/17 20:16:43

 
C CaMel Vote score: 2409C CaMel

Godpiece

12/08/17 20:10:56

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2401GeeDee

Ribbed for your Pleasure

12/08/17 20:06:01

 
C CaMel Vote score: 2409C CaMel

'All we know is he flashed the queen and was hung'

12/08/17 20:05:38

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 4593Pussy Galore

♪♪ A Hard Dazed Knight

12/08/17 20:01:05

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 17415Ian Skelding

"That's not where your new heart goes Tin Man."

12/08/17 19:46:22

 
John Llamas Vote score: 18176John Llamas

A proud knight does not approve of draughts

12/08/17 19:44:26

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 17415Ian Skelding

"Damn, I shouldn't have had that last goblet of ale."

12/08/17 19:44:13

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 1879Vivvy En

For special manoeuvres

12/08/17 19:33:56

 
John  Glover Vote score: 15920John Glover

"No not any knight, I meant Saturday or Sunday."

12/08/17 19:31:22

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2799Jonathan Allsopp

Worn at the Battle of Agincorrr!

12/08/17 19:26:39

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 24959Tony Edwards

Standing to attention.

12/08/17 19:24:01

 
C CaMel Vote score: 2409C CaMel

Sworn to protect the crown jewels

12/08/17 19:15:06

 
John Llamas Vote score: 18176John Llamas

Mmmmm ....... riveting

12/08/17 19:12:46

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 3906Vanessa the Guesser

Terry had packed an orange in his lunchbox.

12/08/17 19:09:08

 
John Llamas Vote score: 18176John Llamas

..... because sometimes it's hard to choose between the Escort and the Cavalier

12/08/17 19:05:37

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 361Crunchy Chords

His helmet needs polishing.

12/08/17 19:04:46

 
Pete  Vote score: 16380Pete

Sire Lance Alot and his suit of amour.

12/08/17 19:01:54

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 4593Pussy Galore

Will somebody PLEASE find me a can opener?

12/08/17 19:01:45

 
Pete  Vote score: 16380Pete

Let the Battle of the Bulge begin, baby.

12/08/17 19:01:21

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 3906Vanessa the Guesser

He's obviously an all-knighter.

12/08/17 19:01:16

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 4593Pussy Galore

One knight stand.

12/08/17 19:00:14

 
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