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The Dark Knight Rises
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Pussy Galore Vote score: 4152Pussy Galore

The Dark Knight Rises

12/08/17 20:18:15

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 4332Greg Curtis

"...at thy cervix."

12/08/17 23:15:44

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 3054Mr Dome

The penis mightier than the sword

12/08/17 22:33:40

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 24427Tony Edwards

Armourdildo

12/08/17 20:15:38

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Stuff that!! --Mr Dome
Tony Edwards Vote score: 24427Tony Edwards

xxxxcalibur

12/08/17 22:52:17

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 28224Welsh Rarebit

Someone's feeling armourous.

12/08/17 20:00:12

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 24427Tony Edwards

Ivangrow

12/08/17 22:51:26

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 3394Vanessa the Guesser

Once more unto the breeches, dear friends, once more

12/08/17 21:38:57

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 24427Tony Edwards

Knobleman

12/08/17 21:15:51

 
C CaMel Vote score: 2055C CaMel

Game of Bones

12/08/17 20:34:52

 
Smuldo Vote score: 9505Smuldo

Knight hood.

12/08/17 20:19:40

 
Helen Llamas Vote score: 919Helen Llamas

Full metal packet.

12/08/17 20:06:33

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 3054Mr Dome

Metal Dickey

12/08/17 22:32:07

 
Smuldo Vote score: 9505Smuldo

"Ok dear, ready when you are...I'm wearing protection.."

12/08/17 20:00:49

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 274Crunchy Chords

"... And here we have a member of the Knights of the Round Table."

12/08/17 21:42:55

 
John  Glover Vote score: 15458John Glover

"Is that a fault in your armour Sir James, or are you just pleased to see me?"

12/08/17 21:29:50

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 24427Tony Edwards

Balls of steel

12/08/17 20:55:29

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 3054Mr Dome

Arise, Sir Dome

12/08/17 20:08:15

 
Mark England Vote score: 12590Mark England

"Careful with that, you could poke someone's eye out"

12/08/17 20:01:21

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 549Glad You Remember

Beneath is one battered codpiece.

13/08/17 14:43:58

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 549Glad You Remember

When a knight won his spurts in the stories of old...

13/08/17 14:39:49

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 7755Neil Mackenzie

Guenevere liked to copper feel.

12/08/17 23:41:13

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 4152Pussy Galore

I've heard he was outstanding in the field.

12/08/17 21:31:55

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2332GeeDee

Bobby Knutt

12/08/17 21:19:37

 
John  Glover Vote score: 15458John Glover

Just in case.

12/08/17 21:16:43

 
C CaMel Vote score: 2055C CaMel

Godpiece

12/08/17 21:10:56

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2332GeeDee

Ribbed for your Pleasure

12/08/17 21:06:01

 
C CaMel Vote score: 2055C CaMel

'All we know is he flashed the queen and was hung'

12/08/17 21:05:38

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 4152Pussy Galore

♪♪ A Hard Dazed Knight

12/08/17 21:01:05

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 17031Ian Skelding

"That's not where your new heart goes Tin Man."

12/08/17 20:46:22

 
John Llamas Vote score: 17932John Llamas

A proud knight does not approve of draughts

12/08/17 20:44:26

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 17031Ian Skelding

"Damn, I shouldn't have had that last goblet of ale."

12/08/17 20:44:13

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 1683Vivvy En

For special manoeuvres

12/08/17 20:33:56

 
John  Glover Vote score: 15458John Glover

"No not any knight, I meant Saturday or Sunday."

12/08/17 20:31:22

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2481Jonathan Allsopp

Worn at the Battle of Agincorrr!

12/08/17 20:26:39

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 24427Tony Edwards

Standing to attention.

12/08/17 20:24:01

 
C CaMel Vote score: 2055C CaMel

Sworn to protect the crown jewels

12/08/17 20:15:06

 
John Llamas Vote score: 17932John Llamas

Mmmmm ....... riveting

12/08/17 20:12:46

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 3394Vanessa the Guesser

Terry had packed an orange in his lunchbox.

12/08/17 20:09:08

 
John Llamas Vote score: 17932John Llamas

..... because sometimes it's hard to choose between the Escort and the Cavalier

12/08/17 20:05:37

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 274Crunchy Chords

His helmet needs polishing.

12/08/17 20:04:46

 
Pete  Vote score: 15953Pete

Sire Lance Alot and his suit of amour.

12/08/17 20:01:54

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 4152Pussy Galore

Will somebody PLEASE find me a can opener?

12/08/17 20:01:45

 
Pete  Vote score: 15953Pete

Let the Battle of the Bulge begin, baby.

12/08/17 20:01:21

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 3394Vanessa the Guesser

He's obviously an all-knighter.

12/08/17 20:01:16

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 4152Pussy Galore

One knight stand.

12/08/17 20:00:14

 
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