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Dan Nicholls Vote score: 8171Dan Nicholls

De-forest-asian

11/09/17 12:09:34

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 4124Glyn Evans

All spruced up.

11/09/17 12:39:34

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 28068Welsh Rarebit

"For God's sake woman, we've only been married for a few hours and you haven't stopped nit-picking!"

11/09/17 12:00:09

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 4172Paul Reeve

"Admit it Dave you haven't got a clue where the bloody church is have you?"

11/09/17 13:24:01

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 8171Dan Nicholls

My lawful wooded wife.

11/09/17 12:09:13

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 24204Tony Edwards

It's the only handjob he'll be getting from now on.

11/09/17 12:05:22

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2300GeeDee

I'm not having a go Mi Ling but I think your Wedding Train is a bit over the top

11/09/17 15:49:11

 
Eamon Moore Vote score: 129Eamon Moore

"Don't mind me, just measuring you up for a coffin."

11/09/17 14:36:50

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 2275Tiny Alien

How you feel? you still feel sick a more?

12/09/17 13:49:57

 
larry G. Vote score: 902larry G.

"Good job honey-you lost the whole wedding party."

11/09/17 19:16:00

 
Bobby D Vote score: 716Bobby D

"You can do it, it's just a bear. Now go, get my Twinkies back"

11/09/17 14:36:04

 
John  Glover Vote score: 15343John Glover

He was fed up with the response he got when he told a new date his name was Pat, he was seriously considering changing it to Dick.

11/09/17 13:37:13

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 4292Greg Curtis

"Is that a carrot in your pocket?'

11/09/17 13:13:43

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 2275Tiny Alien

They've done a real nice job of your hair babe, how much did you have toupee?

11/09/17 12:49:47

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 2275Tiny Alien

Look darling, behind that tree, a peking Tom

11/09/17 12:13:04

 
Pete  Vote score: 15777Pete

"Bark", the hair hold angel sings.
"It's doggy style, now we've exchanged rings."

12/09/17 18:06:13

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 16874Ian Skelding

"Avalanche !!!"
"No thanks, I've just eaten."

11/09/17 19:41:36

 
larry G. Vote score: 902larry G.

"Our wedding day will be forever frozen in my memory.

11/09/17 18:28:46

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 4004Pussy Galore

"If you sing that song from Disney's Frozen one more time...!"

11/09/17 18:26:35

 
larry G. Vote score: 902larry G.

"I can smell wood burning-let me put it out."

11/09/17 18:25:40

 
Tony Busby Vote score: 2050Tony Busby

"Just one teeny weenie problem my little hamster... when you said short cut..."

11/09/17 17:05:28

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 16874Ian Skelding

The bridal sleet

11/09/17 17:01:32

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 7689Neil Mackenzie

There is no need to be like that Darling. Frosty and I are old Friends.
Well tell him to get off his knees and stop sticking his nose in, where it shouldn't be.

11/09/17 16:03:28

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 7689Neil Mackenzie

The Photographer titled pictures using the Wedding Car as a reference, so he would have "In Rolls Royce" or "Out of Mercedes". This picture was titled "Out of Focus"

11/09/17 15:53:53

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 7689Neil Mackenzie

🎵Cold day for a White Wedding🎵

11/09/17 15:45:19

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 4004Pussy Galore

"A honeymoon in a log cabin, you said. It'll be really romantic, you said. You never said we had to build the d*mn thing!"

11/09/17 15:04:55

 
Eamon Moore Vote score: 129Eamon Moore

"This desolation is representative of your life now darling. Let's get back to our guests. "

11/09/17 14:15:11

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 2856Mr Dome

Ice Maiden

11/09/17 13:45:25

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 24204Tony Edwards

As soon as Mai Li saw the thinning tree she checked her husband for signs of baldness.

11/09/17 12:40:58

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 2275Tiny Alien

- When are the wedding presents arriving dear?
- Anytime now darling, they're coming by Korea

11/09/17 12:30:20

 
tony kelly Vote score: 869tony kelly

''Sweetie, can we go and take a peek at our old tree? How romantic we were in those days. We carved our initials, hearts, and I seem to remember I tried to draw your handsome face - beard and all. I wonder if my humble artwork is still there?''

11/09/17 12:28:09

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 28068Welsh Rarebit

Dell boy gets married.

11/09/17 12:20:44

 
C CaMel Vote score: 1954C CaMel

Her bark was worse than her photographer

11/09/17 12:09:42

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 8171Dan Nicholls

These Bake Off show stoppers are getting a bit epic. This Black Forest Wedding cake looks like a real forest!

11/09/17 12:08:04

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 3210Vanessa the Guesser

She's already got him under her thumb.

11/09/17 12:07:59

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 8171Dan Nicholls

"ARRRGH! It's Shorty the Mugger!"

11/09/17 12:07:17

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 2275Tiny Alien

Darling, why have you buried me up to my neck in snow?

11/09/17 12:03:12

 
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