cancel
lol creative clever

super vote: ( left this week)

now click a caption or
"Ive fixed your mothers bedside lamp, darling."
"Ive fixed your mothers bedside lamp, darling." photo | portfolio
© All Rights Reserved boycie

To add captions, first sign up



Pussy Galore Vote score: 5146Pussy Galore

"I've fixed your mother's bedside lamp, darling."

11/04/18 12:18:47

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 1371Chris Keegan

Due to a number of fatalities, Poundland recall all electric nasal hair removers.

11/04/18 13:01:36

 
John  Glover Vote score: 16886John Glover

"No Ivan, they need to be a bit further apart if they are to reach each testicle."

11/04/18 13:33:52

 
John Llamas Vote score: 18567John Llamas

"Darling, why the urgency about renewing my life insurance ......?"

11/04/18 12:22:29

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 4437Paul Reeve

Not the brightest spark.

11/04/18 12:49:07

 
John Llamas Vote score: 18567John Llamas

Dignitas unveil their new D.I.Y. range

11/04/18 12:21:10

 
G fj Vote score: 357G fj

Discovered!! Another sophisticated Russian assassination attempt on UK soil...

11/04/18 12:41:11

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 18115Ian Skelding

"I'll just wet your hands before you plug it in Mrs Hopkins."

11/04/18 12:20:50

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8214Neil Mackenzie

Pozitive.

12/04/18 7:58:11

 
Pablo Vote score: 3068Pablo

"Boss. I think I've got a lead on the screw situation."

11/04/18 21:34:38

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 407Dave Bryan

Right Said Thread

11/04/18 18:36:48

 
Paul Gledhill Vote score: 146Paul Gledhill

"look.... We don't need to PAY for an electrician.

11/04/18 17:57:21

 
Baglan Gladiator Vote score: 1056Baglan Gladiator

The Electrician was not well grounded in Electrics at all

11/04/18 17:03:12

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 4289Mr Dome

Does my bum look big in this, Dave?

11/04/18 16:45:53

 
Dave Mackay Vote score: 875Dave Mackay

Saddomasochism.

11/04/18 14:54:18

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 2319Vivvy En

Blast! Here comes that shady character the Portable Appliance Tester.

11/04/18 13:36:34

 
Pablo Vote score: 3068Pablo

Bodge the Builder launches range of battery-free tools.

11/04/18 13:33:34

 
John  Glover Vote score: 16886John Glover

And I thought a grub screw was sex during lunch hour.

11/04/18 13:32:10

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 30119Welsh Rarebit

When I said I wanted a short screw...

11/04/18 13:04:38

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3109Stephen Paterson

"Eh! Hello! Earth to..."

11/04/18 13:04:34

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 18115Ian Skelding

John's Sumo Wrestler wins this years Shadow competition.

11/04/18 12:52:48

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 1371Chris Keegan

‘For God’s sake! When are you going to start listening to me and why is that picture lying on the floor??…..Now find my bloody hairdryer and get it plugged in you good for nothing……’

11/04/18 12:47:29

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 4867Vanessa the Guesser

I'm creating an ambulance ambience.

11/04/18 12:38:33

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 30119Welsh Rarebit

Eclectic shock

11/04/18 12:36:18

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 25587Tony Edwards

Screw it yourself

11/04/18 12:12:21

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 30119Welsh Rarebit

Designed to give you a short, sharp shock.

11/04/18 12:10:10

 
Mark England Vote score: 13200Mark England

"You know when you told me that you broke your plug and I said try Screwfix..."

11/04/18 12:04:30

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 5146Pussy Galore

If you think that's safe, you must have a screw loose.

11/04/18 12:01:22

 
more photos from the captioning gallery