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Dan Nicholls Vote score: 8665Dan Nicholls

'Look at me now' thought Pinocchio, now I'm a REAL boy.

02/12/17 9:34:48

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 386Chris Keegan

Both times Alan got divorced he left them stripped of everything, without an arm or a leg to stand on.They now feel like real dummies.

02/12/17 8:40:36

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 3419Mr Dome

Mannequini

02/12/17 8:17:29

 
Dave E Vote score: 343Dave E

Body builder

02/12/17 11:59:46

 
Pete  Vote score: 16425Pete

Local gigolo, Penis de Milo, leaves the bar when he realises the girls on the stools are legless and lesbians (no 'arm in trying).

02/12/17 10:13:14

 
Smuldo Vote score: 9647Smuldo

Rob felt better when he put on a Flesh pair of pants.

02/12/17 8:06:07

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 17449Ian Skelding

Australian Rugby League Commission deny the use of Bionic technology.

02/12/17 11:33:42

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 3933Vanessa the Guesser

Robocrotch

02/12/17 9:19:14

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 4286Glyn Evans

Match of the Flay.

02/12/17 8:31:28

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 25016Tony Edwards

The Bionic Mannequin

02/12/17 8:21:24

 
Pete  Vote score: 16425Pete

Dummies for widowers. Truss me, it's better than nothing.

02/12/17 18:20:05

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 7936Neil Mackenzie

A rogue feminist doctor has made a new man to serve womankind. It has no genitalia and is made up of different coloured body parts.

02/12/17 17:09:34

 
John  Glover Vote score: 15954John Glover

"Do you think that is the right mannequin to display incontinence pants?"

02/12/17 16:34:58

 
John  Glover Vote score: 15954John Glover

Kit Carson.

02/12/17 12:34:28

 
Baglan Gladiator Vote score: 993Baglan Gladiator

I've been looking forward to this bit - make me a REAL man

02/12/17 11:44:11

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 4617Pussy Galore

His transformation was almost complete, but Garry was out of there before the final stage - the spike up the jacksie.

02/12/17 11:09:44

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 4617Pussy Galore

No Barry, that isn't how Mannequin challenge works.

02/12/17 10:54:46

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 4617Pussy Galore

"What position do you play?"
"Dummy half."

02/12/17 10:50:39

 
Pete  Vote score: 16425Pete

Before the legs and arms are fitted, sex dolls have to be tested by one of the quality team.

02/12/17 10:19:41

 
tony kelly Vote score: 1065tony kelly

3 Spartan..ly dressed.

02/12/17 9:41:23

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 8665Dan Nicholls

Modelling the new Hannibal Lecter collection, Mark suddenly felt a harsh fart coming on. These flesh coloured pants could soon be brown.

02/12/17 9:33:48

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 1898Vivvy En

Ooh! Suture sir. (See a couturier if you need patching up)

02/12/17 8:45:21

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 25016Tony Edwards

Cosmetic surgery for Dummies.

02/12/17 8:38:11

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 19471Michael Winner

Flayderhosen.

02/12/17 8:36:11

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 19471Michael Winner

Due to a typo, Dave joined Meatup.

02/12/17 8:31:47

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 386Chris Keegan

Following the successful transplant he showed no respect for the poor donors.

02/12/17 8:27:46

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 3419Mr Dome

Unlike the other two, he’s just limbering up

02/12/17 8:20:36

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 28899Welsh Rarebit

Now THAT'S what I call a sex pack!

02/12/17 8:18:10

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 3419Mr Dome

Mr Doubtfire

02/12/17 8:18:00

 
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