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As Dave celebrated his birthday a witch callously steals his car.
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Steve Davies Vote score: 2433Steve Davies

As Dave celebrated his birthday a witch callously steals his car.

30/10/16 16:18:47

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Witty and imaginative Steve, love it xxx  --Andrea Hickling
Bobby D Vote score: 719Bobby D

Somebody get my glasses. Something's not right with this shepards pie

30/10/16 12:21:05

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 4424Pussy Galore

The Great British Bake Off just isn't the same now it's left the BBC.

30/10/16 12:00:27

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 1809Vivvy En

Mary Berry's husband realized it was time she retired when she presented him with an iced lasagne for his birthday!

30/10/16 14:53:05

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 24796Tony Edwards

"Here's your pie Rex."

30/10/16 12:50:58

 
Bobby D Vote score: 719Bobby D

"Hello my precious. Looks like it's just the two of us"

30/10/16 12:16:33

 
Michael Monkhouse Vote score: 2804Michael Monkhouse

Sorry. I thought you said, I knead the dough.

31/10/16 6:29:56

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I said “I need SOME dough, a fiver will do.”  --Andrea Hickling
Petey Bee Vote score: 459Petey Bee

An old flame gave him food for thought over his subscription to weight watchers

30/10/16 17:35:12

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 2286Tiny Alien

Tuck in Ray, it's your Boeuf Day

30/10/16 17:02:15

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 2286Tiny Alien

Christ, it's flaming hot!

30/10/16 16:44:05

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 2286Tiny Alien

Candle mint cake

30/10/16 16:41:57

 
Steve Davies Vote score: 2433Steve Davies

"Do you have a proper cake tin "?
" Of course, what do you think I'm serving the trifle in ."

30/10/16 16:26:06

 
Mr Dome Vote score: 3289Mr Dome

I made you a lovely cake but i sneezed and blew out some of the candles

30/10/16 12:53:43

 
Pete  Vote score: 16251Pete

Frank celebrates 11 years drug free with cake and a case of beer.

30/10/16 12:48:37

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 3748Vanessa the Guesser

It wasn't really the Birthday blow he'd been hoping for.

30/10/16 12:30:03

 
Polymorph Vote score: 751Polymorph

'Paul Hollywood feeling half baked without the make-up !'

30/10/16 15:44:10

 
Bobby D Vote score: 719Bobby D

"Make a wish."

I wish you were a better cake. It's a good job I'm pissed.

30/10/16 13:54:00

 
Petey Bee Vote score: 459Petey Bee

Pudding lane is where the fire started

30/10/16 13:38:18

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 28693Welsh Rarebit

Richard Bucket does enjoy his candlelight suppers.

30/10/16 13:19:24

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Dan Nicholls Vote score: 8497Dan Nicholls

What's everyone else having?

30/10/16 13:17:01

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2383GeeDee

Tim-a-risu

30/10/16 13:12:01

 
Pete  Vote score: 16251Pete

Black Forrest Gump gateau.

30/10/16 13:04:25

 
tony kelly Vote score: 1021tony kelly

''How old are you - eight? Grow up, man!''

30/10/16 13:03:13

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 24796Tony Edwards

Proof that you can have your cake and heat it.

30/10/16 12:56:03

 
Pete  Vote score: 16251Pete

He'll have a soggy bottom if he eats it all.

30/10/16 12:55:00

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 17299Ian Skelding

"Why has he eight candles?"
"Cos he's a greedy old bugger and the cake wasn't enough for him."

30/10/16 12:24:08

 
Petey Bee Vote score: 459Petey Bee

I should of worn oven gloves. F**k me this is hot

30/10/16 12:21:33

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2799Jonathan Allsopp

"I detest the fat slob. He can have this crappy cake for the 11 years of hell I've been through" said Mrs Coombes.

30/10/16 12:16:57

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2799Jonathan Allsopp

Barry celebrates his mental age - again.

30/10/16 12:06:27

 
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