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Pete  Vote score: 15777Pete

"I'm not doing hugs today, I've just had my nipples pierced."

14/09/17 8:48:18

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 16874Ian Skelding

Don went to rub his eyes but had forgotten he was still holding his Ski poles.

14/09/17 8:07:30

 
Mark England Vote score: 12525Mark England

Wears Wally

14/09/17 14:51:19

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 18962Michael Winner

People often confuse his sexy look with his diabetic retinopathy.

14/09/17 8:00:57

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 3210Vanessa the Guesser

Shoplifting in Millets, Dan was accosted by two store detectives from different directions.

14/09/17 9:30:28

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 2275Tiny Alien

Glove Muppet

14/09/17 9:39:43

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 16874Ian Skelding

He also had a pair of Mittys.

14/09/17 8:01:13

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 2856Mr Dome

Yep. I might look like shit and be unable to string a sentence together but I earn £5 million a year because i play for Chelsea

14/09/17 12:11:52

 
Mark England Vote score: 12525Mark England

Walter Mittens

14/09/17 9:01:41

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 3210Vanessa the Guesser

Is dislocation good for winter sports?

14/09/17 9:01:38

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 8171Dan Nicholls

Walter, Walter every where, yet not a drop to drink. Bad news on a hangover.

14/09/17 8:38:42

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 520Karen Oakenfull

"I only popped in for a loaf."

15/09/17 0:45:41

 
Helen Llamas Vote score: 888Helen Llamas

Walter state!

14/09/17 18:38:48

 
John  Glover Vote score: 15343John Glover

"Stop calling me Walter, my name is Geoffrey."

14/09/17 13:35:58

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 4004Pussy Galore

"I spent all that money on thermal clothing and I'm STILL f-f-f-freezing!"

14/09/17 9:21:08

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 2275Tiny Alien

Arthur Sleep

14/09/17 9:17:27

 
Tony Busby Vote score: 2050Tony Busby

"I spent the morning strangling kittens.I keep them close to my heart."

14/09/17 9:15:19

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 24204Tony Edwards

Walter Weight

14/09/17 8:49:30

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 28068Welsh Rarebit

Tim had always been a bit of a winker.

14/09/17 8:49:26

 
Pete  Vote score: 15777Pete

Unfortunately at the YMCA auditions, Walt displayed the X factor.

14/09/17 8:35:48

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2300GeeDee

Wandering Walter

14/09/17 8:32:16

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2300GeeDee

Where's my Tree gone???

14/09/17 8:32:02

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 24204Tony Edwards

Black Eyed Pete

14/09/17 8:28:45

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 2963Stephen Paterson

Dennis, was still being a right menace.

14/09/17 8:21:21

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2411Jonathan Allsopp

Available for work: Actor, usually play doped-up sidekick killed in the first 10 minutes of a Coen Brothers or Tarentino film. I am always stupid.

14/09/17 8:20:25

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 7689Neil Mackenzie

He would often strike this Corpse in the coffin look because he thought he was drop dead gorgeous.

14/09/17 8:13:19

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 28068Welsh Rarebit

Peeping Tom

14/09/17 8:03:19

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 18962Michael Winner

Soul Patch? Check. Goatee? Check. Additional evidence required to confirm that this man is a douchebag: none.

14/09/17 8:03:05

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 7689Neil Mackenzie

Feel the Glove.

14/09/17 8:00:11

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Smell the glove? --Michael Winner
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