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Ken was hoping that plying her with Chardonnay would make her boldly go where no woman had gone before
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Mark England Vote score: 13200Mark England

Ken was hoping that plying her with Chardonnay would make her boldly go where no woman had gone before

08/04/18 20:06:36

 
stone face Vote score: 461stone face

She was hoping for the real McCoy.

08/04/18 20:17:35

 
Pete  Vote score: 17358Pete

There's something warped about them.

08/04/18 20:21:22

 
Pete  Vote score: 17358Pete

Star date.

08/04/18 20:10:18

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 101Gavin Smithers

"She's surprisingly flexible because she's made from vulcanised rubber".

08/04/18 20:03:02

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 407Dave Bryan

''It's sex, Jim, but not as we know it.''

08/04/18 21:57:03

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 19990Michael Winner

Relationship Tribbles?

08/04/18 20:38:58

 
Pablo Vote score: 3068Pablo

"She sure does cling on for a vulcan."

08/04/18 20:13:48

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 4289Mr Dome

At least she’ll survive another night as she’s not wearing red

08/04/18 20:54:42

 
stone face Vote score: 461stone face

A nice glass of wine for starters as he didn't want to rubber up the wrong way.

08/04/18 20:22:36

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Paul Gledhill Vote score: 146Paul Gledhill

"Beam-me-down brides" seemingly will live long and prosper nicely after Thailand closes it's borders.

08/04/18 20:20:47

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 18115Ian Skelding

Logi-call girl

08/04/18 20:17:43

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 101Gavin Smithers

"Spock told me Vulcans have to mate every 7 years. 24 seconds to go!"

08/04/18 20:09:16

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 18115Ian Skelding

Close encounters of the nerd kind.

08/04/18 20:03:35

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 1371Chris Keegan

While enjoying a cosy romantic evening in they had absolutely no idea there where Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow, Klingons on the starboard bow……….

09/04/18 11:57:01

 
tony kelly Vote score: 1222tony kelly

Wine tasting for dummies.

08/04/18 23:57:22

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 4289Mr Dome

Interstellar? He wishes he was

08/04/18 23:04:47

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 4503Greg Curtis

VOLCANdid Photo

08/04/18 23:00:37

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 2319Vivvy En

Vulcans are intoxicated by chocolate, not wine. She was desperately wishing for another galaxy.

08/04/18 22:20:47

 
Pete  Vote score: 17358Pete

Hoping to love long and perspire, Henry doesn't want her going down on him.

08/04/18 21:20:07

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8214Neil Mackenzie

He was keen to make the next generation.

08/04/18 20:45:56

 
Pete  Vote score: 17358Pete

The Vulcan G-spot is in the palm of the hand. Luckily, being a nerd, Clark knows this.

08/04/18 20:43:59

 
John  Glover Vote score: 16886John Glover

"She save's me trecking down to the local brothel."

08/04/18 20:42:27

 
the watson the watson

Mickey misunderstood the website booking details. He was expecting a different kind of Uhura!!!!!!

08/04/18 20:39:22

 
Baglan Gladiator Vote score: 1056Baglan Gladiator

What goes on on the Holodeck
Stays on the Holodeck

08/04/18 20:39:04

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 19990Michael Winner

Into Dorkness.

08/04/18 20:37:48

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 19990Michael Winner

It was the most subtle way he could think of to warn his dates that he owned a bat'leth.

08/04/18 20:35:10

 
stone face Vote score: 461stone face

The fact that he was a Star Trek nerd didn't phaser.

08/04/18 20:33:59

 
stone face Vote score: 461stone face

Beam me up swatty.

08/04/18 20:25:59

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 18115Ian Skelding

A Vulcan Deft Grip

08/04/18 20:25:28

 
stone face Vote score: 461stone face

She found him very enterprising.

08/04/18 20:20:41

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 4867Vanessa the Guesser

Beam me up Scotty, something's riesling

08/04/18 20:14:35

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 30119Welsh Rarebit

She doesn't look very impressed with the wine, because she only drinks Spock's Fizz.

08/04/18 20:11:35

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 4184Chris Halliwell

Star Trek: Deep Space Sixty Nine.

08/04/18 20:09:39

 
Pablo Vote score: 3068Pablo

"Fancy a bit of melding later on?"
"Your place or mind?"

08/04/18 20:06:56

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 4867Vanessa the Guesser

I don't think she's like Leonard Nimoy, but William Shatner.

08/04/18 20:03:32

 
Dave Mackay Vote score: 875Dave Mackay

A female Spock? It's a Vulcan ridiculous idea.

08/04/18 20:01:59

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 30119Welsh Rarebit

Did you spike her drink? because she's looking a bit spaced out.

08/04/18 20:01:25

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 18115Ian Skelding

Fascimating

08/04/18 20:00:37

 
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