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Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 5323Vanessa the Guesser

He's about to pop his Kellogg's

12/04/18 12:05:24

 
Pete  Vote score: 17892Pete

Punk cocker.

12/04/18 12:48:52

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G fj Vote score: 381G fj

"But Mummy Mr Savile only fixed it for me to see his red one eyed
cock"

14/04/18 11:39:17

 
larry G. Vote score: 1007larry G.

"Eat more pork-the other white meat."

12/04/18 19:10:29

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 4650Mr Dome

Not another sacface photo

12/04/18 18:25:51

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 5850Pussy Galore

Chanticleer wasn't impressed when the new rooster the farmer bought turned out to be gay.

12/04/18 18:18:29

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 822Dave Bryan

Looking at the number of hens in the farmyard, he has good reason to crow.

12/04/18 17:07:22

 
Paul Gledhill Vote score: 174Paul Gledhill

Ring leader behind the recent mass KFC chicken escape goes on trial.

12/04/18 14:24:55

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 822Dave Bryan

Fowl language

12/04/18 13:58:12

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 2564Vivvy En

"Got into a fight again - I'll be in for a roasting when I get home."

12/04/18 13:51:13

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 150Gavin Smithers

Spokesman for the Egg and Bacon marketing board.

12/04/18 13:38:57

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 31033Welsh Rarebit

Aghast of the Mohicans

12/04/18 13:28:55

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 5850Pussy Galore

"Stop hitting that poor bird with your racket. I said get a shuttle cock!"

12/04/18 13:11:12

 
ant knee Vote score: 872ant knee

Shut the cluck up.

12/04/18 13:03:00

 
Barrie Bullock Vote score: 342Barrie Bullock

Peck off.

12/04/18 12:53:06

 
Mark England Vote score: 13428Mark England

"Ha Bloody Ha..Well let me tell you something
..us poultry call our penises.. 'Man'"

12/04/18 12:29:40

 
Captain Cheese Vote score: 53Captain Cheese

He was all 'cock-a-doodle-don't' 'til the vet prescribed viagra.

12/04/18 12:28:44

 
Captain Cheese Vote score: 53Captain Cheese

"Fancy a beaky Nandos?"

12/04/18 12:26:57

 
Captain Cheese Vote score: 53Captain Cheese

Typical Cock. Always up at the crack of dawn.

12/04/18 12:20:42

 
Dave Mackay Vote score: 895Dave Mackay

Novelty alarm cock.

12/04/18 12:15:03

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 9917Dan Nicholls

"Who sellotaped bacon to Henrietta's head?"

12/04/18 12:13:52

 
ant knee Vote score: 872ant knee

Mother Clucker

12/04/18 12:11:59

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 1883Chris Keegan

“Aren’t they meant to be dead BEFORE you stuff them?”

12/04/18 12:09:39

 
Captain Cheese Vote score: 53Captain Cheese

"He looks a bit angry."
"Yes, he's completely clucked off."

12/04/18 12:39:12

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Dick Cockerill? --Dave Mackay
ant knee Vote score: 872ant knee

Bawking mad

12/04/18 12:12:30

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 31033Welsh Rarebit

♬ "Wattleloo, couldn't escape if I wanted to.." ♬

12/04/18 12:12:11

 
Paul Gledhill Vote score: 174Paul Gledhill

I hate the hours in this job

12/04/18 12:06:50

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 31033Welsh Rarebit

Barber: "Wattle it be today Mr Cock?"
"I want a Mohican instead of a comb over."

12/04/18 12:06:27

 
John  Glover Vote score: 17296John Glover

Cock of the North.

12/04/18 12:05:12

 
John Llamas Vote score: 18830John Llamas

"Those gonads are not looking so ugly now are they?"

12/04/18 12:04:51

 
John  Glover Vote score: 17296John Glover

"See if you can open the bag, my cock's got caught in the zip."

12/04/18 12:04:08

 
John Llamas Vote score: 18830John Llamas

Where did they get the inspiration for Plasticine?

12/04/18 12:03:48

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 1883Chris Keegan

A remarkably rare shot of the feathered vulva.

12/04/18 12:03:33

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 18717Ian Skelding

"I'm glad you decided to give your head a comb."

12/04/18 12:03:02

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 31033Welsh Rarebit

He thinks he's cock of the squawk

12/04/18 12:02:01

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 26187Tony Edwards

Rooster Cockburn

12/04/18 12:00:50

 
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