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Pete  Vote score: 16210Pete

Scottish Willow.

13/09/17 19:15:06

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 1799Vivvy En

DAMAZ REPORTING FROM THE ENCHANTED WOOD: The Magic Faraway Tree has been uprooted by Hurricane Irma leaving hundreds of fairy folk homeless. Silky is extremely ruffled, Saucepan Man has been dented, Dame Washalot's blown away and Moonface eclipsed.

13/09/17 20:09:04

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 1799Vivvy En

The grim treecreeper

13/09/17 19:49:38

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 1799Vivvy En

It's a nevergreen

13/09/17 19:36:07

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 4459Hercules Rockefeller

"Yes, I'm here to apply as an extra for the Tim Burton feature."

13/09/17 19:03:12

 
C CaMel Vote score: 2302C CaMel

Back to his roots

14/09/17 8:06:51

 
tony kelly Vote score: 1004tony kelly

This bloke is a larch a minute.

14/09/17 5:39:19

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 3230Mr Dome

Miserable beech

14/09/17 5:09:06

 
G fj Vote score: 321G fj

Hi Eve,
You clean up the animal droppings and the leaves and make us a cup o'tea, I'm going to eat this apple...

13/09/17 21:55:23

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2379GeeDee

So you will recognize its me, I'll be carrying a tablet with the name DAMAZ

13/09/17 20:36:42

 
Pete  Vote score: 16210Pete

Forest Grump.

13/09/17 20:00:50

 
Tony Busby Vote score: 2068Tony Busby

...all very clandestine...graveyard...meet by the 'big tree' but where the hell was it?

13/09/17 19:35:10

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2798Jonathan Allsopp

The fire brigade were going to be livid when they saw where the cat was stuck.

13/09/17 19:26:31

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 3230Mr Dome

Grey effigy hidden in a country churchyard

14/09/17 11:08:57

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 4335Greg Curtis

"Exhausted, he looked forest."

13/09/17 23:53:06

 
larry G. Vote score: 914larry G.

Damaz-a nick name for Damien.

13/09/17 22:10:52

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 4378Pussy Galore

"Thank you dear, that's very nice and you've gone to a lot of effort, but I did say I fancied a Kebab, not a Baobab."

13/09/17 21:27:38

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2379GeeDee

Whistle-blower reveals where the Dark Web is

13/09/17 20:37:49

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 1799Vivvy En

David Boughie and his alter-treego Ziggy Sawdust

13/09/17 20:33:54

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 8492Dan Nicholls

Sorry Ozzy, you're barking up the wrong tree. No sharon fruit here.

13/09/17 20:24:19

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 4335Greg Curtis

"Many, MANY years past...but Timmy never left ghouls."

13/09/17 20:09:01

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 28626Welsh Rarebit

Not being a lover of his greens, Bob the Lilliputian was glad that the broccoli season was coming to an end.

13/09/17 20:07:01

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 3672Vanessa the Guesser

Forest of Dean.

13/09/17 20:00:19

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 17269Ian Skelding

I see Warwick's has let loose with his camera again.

13/09/17 19:59:27

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2798Jonathan Allsopp

Lee suddenly realised that Damaz wasn't just any old weedkiller.

13/09/17 19:52:30

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 15572Troompa Loompa

Miserable Steve needed a new perspective on life.

13/09/17 19:49:42

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 24734Tony Edwards

Daniel carries his own phone mast with him to make sure he gets the best possible signal.

13/09/17 19:48:03

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 15572Troompa Loompa

Dave was in Purgatree

13/09/17 19:46:52

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 1799Vivvy En

Daz is gloomy because he has a giant mole growing on his head

13/09/17 19:42:57

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 7873Neil Mackenzie

Is it an teak tree? or a teak tree? It is a teak tree because you use "a" before all words that begin with consonant sounds.
Are you sure it's not an teak? It looks an old tree to me.

13/09/17 19:31:37

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 3672Vanessa the Guesser

Seems as good a place as any to look for a little beaver.

13/09/17 19:18:07

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2798Jonathan Allsopp

Damaz are a dark, brooding rock outfit from Slovenia. They are unbelievably shite.

13/09/17 19:14:18

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 19354Michael Winner

"I know that's what we're famous for, but we are not letting you into Ascot wearing that."

13/09/17 19:08:12

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 325Crunchy Chords

♪ "Pie Jesu Domine. [thump.] Damaz eis requiem. [thump.]" ♪

13/09/17 19:07:10

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 28626Welsh Rarebit

Hoody Wood Pecker

13/09/17 19:02:43

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 28626Welsh Rarebit

Tree fella

13/09/17 19:00:37

 
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