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"Sorry Sir, you have to take sharp items out of your bag." "You want me to remove her tongue?"
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Ian Skelding Vote score: 18115Ian Skelding

"Sorry Sir, you have to take sharp items out of your bag."
"You want me to remove her tongue?"

11/04/18 8:54:11

 
John Llamas Vote score: 18567John Llamas

Austerity measures take their toll on the ‘Witness Protection Programme’.

11/04/18 8:47:22

 
Paul Gledhill Vote score: 146Paul Gledhill

Girl on check-in desk said she didn't like my passport photo.

11/04/18 9:07:50

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 101Gavin Smithers

Unexpected item in the bagging area.

11/04/18 9:04:46

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 2319Vivvy En

Cunningly disguised, she was looking forward to being handled. She'd heard the men were fit.

11/04/18 8:37:55

 
John  Glover Vote score: 16886John Glover

She was a Sainsbury's check out girl, we got married and now she's my bag for life.

11/04/18 13:37:43

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 5146Pussy Galore

The flight was delayed so Mrs Stig waited patiently to join her husband at his overseas filming location.

11/04/18 10:25:24

 
larry G. Vote score: 969larry G.

"Sorry for the delay folks-the captain is getting his legs waxed."

12/04/18 2:54:29

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 4289Mr Dome

Bienvenue a Charles De Gaulle aeroport

11/04/18 16:44:49

 
John  Glover Vote score: 16886John Glover

Despite her photo being displayed on two screens, security still hadn't recognised her.

11/04/18 13:35:46

 
stone face Vote score: 461stone face

Elephant Man Junior - the gap year.

11/04/18 11:49:18

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 1371Chris Keegan

You know when you hate your passport photo that much???

11/04/18 9:59:47

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 25587Tony Edwards

Jenny has a severe case of hairophobia.

11/04/18 9:08:03

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8214Neil Mackenzie

Theresa May's new bag on her head, stopped her looking like an old bag.

11/04/18 8:41:39

 
Pablo Vote score: 3068Pablo

Vanessa's job as a customs officer appeared to be in the bag.

11/04/18 8:39:48

 
John Llamas Vote score: 18567John Llamas

Debbie’s dyslexia occasionally made life a little awkward, she thought she was flying KKK not KLM.

11/04/18 8:33:18

 
Pablo Vote score: 3068Pablo

Because she was a flight risk, as part of the terms of her parole Emma had to check in with the authorities.

11/04/18 8:27:58

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 9365Dan Nicholls

"Could Anne Onymous come to check in desk 17 please?"

11/04/18 8:13:03

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 1371Chris Keegan

When it came to taking bags on board she was a little confused about the over head locker.

11/04/18 8:12:47

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 9365Dan Nicholls

This isn't your passport madam that's an Asda carrier bag.

11/04/18 8:12:04

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 30119Welsh Rarebit

Terminalator 6: "I'll be bag"

11/04/18 8:11:31

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 407Dave Bryan

New Mafia plan to outwit customs officers

11/04/18 8:08:53

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 407Dave Bryan

Does a paper baggage you?

11/04/18 8:05:28

 
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