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Ian Skelding Vote score: 17415Ian Skelding

"Hello Doctor, my Sister has a sore calf, what do I do?"
"Well, I would take it back to its Mother."

17/04/17 12:44:39

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John  Glover Vote score: 15920John Glover

"Is that the police, I'm being assaulted by a strange woman who won't stop playing with my toes."

17/04/17 13:50:59

 
Gf j Vote score: 327Gf j

"Is that Boots? My friend and I would like to complain about the hair straighteners we bought last week"

17/04/17 12:33:56

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 3906Vanessa the Guesser

Wifey hotspot

17/04/17 11:42:49

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 1879Vivvy En

"Have you seen the previous caption.me photo? It seems we've been defeeted."

17/04/17 11:18:38

 
Jay Oliver Vote score: 248Jay Oliver

"I said I wanted to go to The Rub at the Bell House, and this chick takes me to The Club Behind the Crack House..."

18/04/17 4:49:36

 
larry G. Vote score: 917larry G.

Hello- I'd like to file a complaint with the graffiti
artist-he misspelled our names.

17/04/17 19:12:59

 
tony kelly Vote score: 1049tony kelly

'why da hell you textin' when a callin' ya, sis?''

17/04/17 15:35:12

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2799Jonathan Allsopp

Calls of the wild.

17/04/17 14:36:35

 
Baglan Gladiator Vote score: 980Baglan Gladiator

You hang up first...no you hang up first

17/04/17 13:36:13

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2401GeeDee

Hello Officer I'd like to report some Shoe thefts

17/04/17 13:13:50

 
Pete  Vote score: 16380Pete

Madame Moira Stuart, a BBC controller, for girls willing to pay.

17/04/17 12:04:03

 
John Llamas Vote score: 18176John Llamas

5 Steps to memorable Apple Muffins

Step 1 ...........

17/04/17 12:00:16

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 24959Tony Edwards

Call girl centre

17/04/17 11:51:51

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 19448Michael Winner

"Hello, Dial-a-Bitch, how can I help you? Which I won't, by the way, 'cos Duh."

17/04/17 11:43:37

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 4339Greg Curtis

"Damn caller ID."

17/04/17 11:39:16

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 4333Paul Reeve

"Listen Dave, how many times have I got to tell you that we are finished and sending pictures of your willy to my sister isn't going to change a thing."

17/04/17 11:32:55

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 24959Tony Edwards

Tin da club

17/04/17 11:25:55

 
Lawrence Day Vote score: 253Lawrence Day

I told you I'am not speaking to you so don't phone

17/04/17 11:25:07

 
Craig Eddie Vote score: 635Craig Eddie

Siri, caption for latest photo please?

17/04/17 11:05:40

 
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