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Pussy Galore Vote score: 3229Pussy Galore

I didn't know Zaphod Beeblebrox had a sister.

13/05/17 13:55:41

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Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 27204Welsh Rarebit

Chin WAGs

13/05/17 12:04:40

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 3229Pussy Galore

"Would you like an ice cream, ladies?"
"Ooh, yes, we'll have a 198, please."

13/05/17 14:01:31

 
Jay Oliver Vote score: 242Jay Oliver

"Remember son, they're ALL crazy. Don't you forget it!"

14/05/17 2:31:33

 
Gf j Vote score: 250Gf j

"Look hon, this is my impression of a washing machine!! Pass the bottle...

13/05/17 20:20:04

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2131GeeDee

Before..and Before , before

13/05/17 12:52:54

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 1565Jonathan Allsopp

'So you're from Essex ... do you want to see some pigeons?'

13/05/17 12:17:36

 
Craig Eddie Vote score: 420Craig Eddie

Lesbifriends

13/05/17 12:04:38

 
Craig Eddie Vote score: 420Craig Eddie

My friend Bourbon was named after a fancy liquor.

13/05/17 12:01:46

 
Craig Eddie Vote score: 420Craig Eddie

Tongue in cheek

13/05/17 12:00:30

 
larry G. Vote score: 826larry G.

Ugh! My sister should clean her ears.

14/05/17 2:34:44

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 7494Neil Mackenzie

They were so close there wasn't room for a brain cell between them.

13/05/17 21:21:57

 
Gf j Vote score: 250Gf j

High brow?

13/05/17 20:16:29

 
Pete  Vote score: 15073Pete

Later, one belle's tongue would be going like the clappers and the other's knickers would be ringing.

13/05/17 15:40:33

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 3229Pussy Galore

Scientists have announced a breakthrough in the search for a way to increase brain power in blondes.

13/05/17 14:12:34

 
Smuldo Vote score: 9116Smuldo

Siamese Twat's.

13/05/17 14:12:25

 
Richard Burns Vote score: 209Richard Burns

No More Nails sticks anything to anything.

13/05/17 14:00:10

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 4034Paul Reeve

With the one eyed trouser snake dangling above them the girls wait with anticipation.

13/05/17 13:40:43

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 1299Vivvy En

"Kath's got your tongue, then?"

13/05/17 13:33:20

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 18372Michael Winner

Instagram's new 'Mutant' filter.

13/05/17 13:18:27

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 2640Vanessa the Guesser

Buy One Get One Freak

13/05/17 13:15:37

 
Mark England Vote score: 12072Mark England

Two giving heads are better than one

13/05/17 13:09:01

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 23594Tony Edwards

Gentlemen Prefer Tongues

13/05/17 12:59:25

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 2640Vanessa the Guesser

Two-faced.

13/05/17 12:18:33

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 1565Jonathan Allsopp

'Hello ladies. My name is Jeremy Clarkson.'

13/05/17 12:15:59

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 16287Ian Skelding

A couple of no bodies.

13/05/17 12:14:22

 
John  Glover Vote score: 14934John Glover

Conjoined twins. I can't get my head around that.

13/05/17 12:11:30

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 16287Ian Skelding

She won't be laughing when she finds out I'm on my way to Hospital to have her head removed, thought Suzy.

13/05/17 12:10:11

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 23594Tony Edwards

Spit and Swallow

13/05/17 12:08:08

 
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