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Pussy Galore Vote score: 4617Pussy Galore

I didn't know Zaphod Beeblebrox had a sister.

13/05/17 12:55:41

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Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 28899Welsh Rarebit

Chin WAGs

13/05/17 11:04:40

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 4617Pussy Galore

"Would you like an ice cream, ladies?"
"Ooh, yes, we'll have a 198, please."

13/05/17 13:01:31

 
Jay Oliver Vote score: 248Jay Oliver

"Remember son, they're ALL crazy. Don't you forget it!"

14/05/17 1:31:33

 
Gf j Vote score: 327Gf j

"Look hon, this is my impression of a washing machine!! Pass the bottle...

13/05/17 19:20:04

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2407GeeDee

Before..and Before , before

13/05/17 11:52:54

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2799Jonathan Allsopp

'So you're from Essex ... do you want to see some pigeons?'

13/05/17 11:17:36

 
Craig Eddie Vote score: 635Craig Eddie

Lesbifriends

13/05/17 11:04:38

 
Craig Eddie Vote score: 635Craig Eddie

My friend Bourbon was named after a fancy liquor.

13/05/17 11:01:46

 
Craig Eddie Vote score: 635Craig Eddie

Tongue in cheek

13/05/17 11:00:30

 
larry G. Vote score: 918larry G.

Ugh! My sister should clean her ears.

14/05/17 1:34:44

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 7936Neil Mackenzie

They were so close there wasn't room for a brain cell between them.

13/05/17 20:21:57

 
Gf j Vote score: 327Gf j

High brow?

13/05/17 19:16:29

 
Pete  Vote score: 16425Pete

Later, one belle's tongue would be going like the clappers and the other's knickers would be ringing.

13/05/17 14:40:33

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 4617Pussy Galore

Scientists have announced a breakthrough in the search for a way to increase brain power in blondes.

13/05/17 13:12:34

 
Smuldo Vote score: 9647Smuldo

Siamese Twat's.

13/05/17 13:12:25

 
Richard Burns Vote score: 375Richard Burns

No More Nails sticks anything to anything.

13/05/17 13:00:10

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 4342Paul Reeve

With the one eyed trouser snake dangling above them the girls wait with anticipation.

13/05/17 12:40:43

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 1898Vivvy En

"Kath's got your tongue, then?"

13/05/17 12:33:20

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 19471Michael Winner

Instagram's new 'Mutant' filter.

13/05/17 12:18:27

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 3933Vanessa the Guesser

Buy One Get One Freak

13/05/17 12:15:37

 
Mark England Vote score: 12759Mark England

Two giving heads are better than one

13/05/17 12:09:01

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 25016Tony Edwards

Gentlemen Prefer Tongues

13/05/17 11:59:25

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 3933Vanessa the Guesser

Two-faced.

13/05/17 11:18:33

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2799Jonathan Allsopp

'Hello ladies. My name is Jeremy Clarkson.'

13/05/17 11:15:59

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 17449Ian Skelding

A couple of no bodies.

13/05/17 11:14:22

 
John  Glover Vote score: 15954John Glover

Conjoined twins. I can't get my head around that.

13/05/17 11:11:30

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 17449Ian Skelding

She won't be laughing when she finds out I'm on my way to Hospital to have her head removed, thought Suzy.

13/05/17 11:10:11

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 25016Tony Edwards

Spit and Swallow

13/05/17 11:08:08

 
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