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Craig Eddie Vote score: 280Craig Eddie

"Brenda, you've been staring at that bottle for over an hour"

"Yeah I Know, it says concentrate on it"

Wed 8:52:10

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Golden oldie but it made me laugh. :)  --Pussy Galore
Mr Dome  Vote score: 2250Mr Dome

The two dunderheads were completely oblivious to Darth Vader rising through the bench

Wed 14:58:07

 
John  Glover Vote score: 14765John Glover

"It will make your hair curl, but it also encourages ear wax, but that's great for polishing your boots."

Wed 13:34:03

 
Gf j Vote score: 223Gf j

"My arm is permanently stuck here because I can't speak without a phone"
"I'm the same - except mine is
because I use the mike"

Wed 12:55:11

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 7400Dan Nicholls

Confidence is a preference for the habitual voyeur of what is known as...park wife.

Wed 9:12:39

 
Richard Burns Vote score: 138Richard Burns

It was a sad but familiar story. From a few social drinks, then a bottle of vodka a day then on to household cleaner. Now she didn't even hide her problem, she drank straight from the container.

Wed 8:43:51

 
tony kelly Vote score: 679tony kelly

...''and after you've washed your hair you can do all the dishes, it's great.''

Wed 8:29:09

 
Helen Jane Helen Jane

Poundstrethere picnic

Thu 18:35:56

 
larry G. Vote score: 820larry G.

"This stuff makes my hair itch."

Wed 19:32:05

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 2997Pussy Galore

"Drain cleaner? Oh, I thought it said brain cleaner."

Wed 10:56:44

 
Mark England Vote score: 11961Mark England

🎵She's an undedicated follower of fashion🎵

Wed 9:56:48

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 1248Vivvy En

"Wanna try this miracle beauty cure? I haven't tried it, of course. Oh! There's one side effect - 'May cause fingertips to turn green'."

Wed 9:40:21

 
Pete  Vote score: 14865Pete

Dye Hard II.

Wed 9:30:11

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 7400Dan Nicholls

"Right, we've tackled our hair. Now what the hell are we going to do about our ridiculous shoes?"

Wed 9:11:22

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 7400Dan Nicholls

"Look Davina, you're 74 years old. Time to let it go love. Have a burger and let your grey grow out for God's sake".

Wed 9:08:10

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 7414Neil Mackenzie

It's not a wig? But you lost all your hair after Chemotherapy. You used to be ash blonde and now you're Ginger.
I know it's this remarkable product I made, that cures baldness but until I can get rid of the Ginger side effect no body wants to buy it.

Wed 9:06:10

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 23369Tony Edwards

"It's the only hair colourant strong enough to dye ginger pubes."

Wed 8:56:55

 
John Llamas Vote score: 17201John Llamas

"Here, Trace ....... try some of this Cillit Bang, it's great stuff, I'm sure it'll clear up your chlamydia."

Wed 8:24:32

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 1459Jonathan Allsopp

'It's called JEANS REMOVER and because yours look really naff, I thought ...'

Wed 8:22:09

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 2462Vanessa the Guesser

Mary didn't think using that as a mouthwash would cure her gingivitis.

Wed 8:11:05

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 16126Ian Skelding

"Looks like you could do with some of this bleach for your hair.?"

Wed 8:02:51

 
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