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It was their wedding night and unfortunately for the tragic Mrs Dalek, she discovered too late that Mr Dalek suffered from premature extermination
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Mr Dome  Vote score: 2376Mr Dome

It was their wedding night and unfortunately for the tragic Mrs Dalek, she discovered too late that Mr Dalek suffered from premature extermination

Sat 20:16:29

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 2610Vanessa the Guesser

"What's that? They must be speaking in a local dalek".

Sat 20:08:58

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 2376Mr Dome

Has this photo been doctored?

Sat 20:17:31

 
tony kelly Vote score: 715tony kelly

''Do you Promise to love, honour, and obey, obey...OBEY!!!''

Sun 6:56:23

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 7535Dan Nicholls

"Honestly, it's like kissing a sink plunger".

Sat 20:15:40

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 124Crunchy Chords

"But Father, I don't _want_ to exterminate. I'd rather... Just... Sing!"

Sun 0:11:56

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 3198Pussy Galore

The Groupon Dr Who Experience was a bit of a disappointment.

Sat 21:52:18

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 3198Pussy Galore

"Welcome to the business, son. Plumbing is in our blood."

Sat 21:30:54

 
Smuldo Vote score: 9114Smuldo

"Can you please stop throwing toffee apples at us?"

Sat 20:03:38

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 7488Neil Mackenzie

David Attenborough: And here we see the elaborate courtship ritual of two Daleks which leads up to passionate love making. CLANG! CLANG! BANG! INSEMINATE!

Sat 21:19:36

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 27179Welsh Rarebit

Extermin-date

Sat 20:02:37

 
Pete  Vote score: 15056Pete

"Who's your daddy?"
"Surely not."

Sat 20:00:43

 
Tommy FlashBangWallop Vote score: 1412Tommy FlashBangWallop

"Mummy, there's a man at the door with a bill."

"Don't be silly dear, it's just a dick with a hat on."

Sun 15:51:29

 
Richard Burns Vote score: 199Richard Burns

Dr Who fans mingle at convention.
"so, have you ever seen a naked woman"?
"What's a woman ?"

Sun 7:30:37

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 18361Michael Winner

*IT IS THE EAST AND JULIET IS THE SUN*

Sat 23:42:04

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 23560Tony Edwards

".....while you're down there."

Sat 22:58:36

 
Joe Vote score: 1338Joe

Britain's Got Talent 2018: Davros Flatley

Sat 22:36:42

 
John  Glover Vote score: 14910John Glover

"Sorry, but french kissing is out of the question."

Sat 22:30:38

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 3198Pussy Galore

"Hello, darling. How'd you like to repopulate...repopulate...repopulate? " Dalek chat-up lines are seldom subtle.

Sat 22:02:32

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 27179Welsh Rarebit

"Will you sucker me off?"
"You first..."

Sat 21:06:44

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 2610Vanessa the Guesser

"You're nothing but a sect meglamaniac".

Sat 21:06:03

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 23560Tony Edwards

"Eye five!"

Sat 21:03:57

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 3198Pussy Galore

Another success for Long Lost Relatives as father and son are reunited.

Sat 21:00:35

 
Pete  Vote score: 15056Pete

"Remember, I've got a sore throat and you have piles. That should get us past the receptionist."

Sat 20:38:46

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 2610Vanessa the Guesser

♪ I get so unemotional baby, every time I think of you ♪

Sat 20:36:22

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 23560Tony Edwards

"I only have eye for you."

Sat 20:35:30

 
Pete  Vote score: 15056Pete

I know you're just an apprentice but if you don't have the ex factor you'll be terminated."

Sat 20:28:12

 
Susie Sheppard Vote score: 225Susie Sheppard

What have I told you about copying my look?

Sat 20:26:11

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 16280Ian Skelding

"Not now Dalek."

Sat 20:23:14

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 2376Mr Dome

The romance blossomed and the two daleks fell in love. As they approached each other with a warmth none thought possible from these machines, the two lovers gazed into each other's.... erm. Well. Errr. Probe??

Sat 20:20:19

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 2376Mr Dome

Ffs your breath stinks!! Have you been eating Dalek?

Sat 20:04:33

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 2376Mr Dome

Warwick? Is it you?

Sat 20:02:26

 
Smuldo Vote score: 9114Smuldo

"Who picked this photo for captioning!"

Sat 20:00:50

 
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