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"Late nights, smoking and drinking havent done me any harm at all," claimed Alan, 23.
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Pussy Galore Vote score: 4617Pussy Galore

"Late nights, smoking and drinking haven't done me any harm at all," claimed Alan, 23.

04/12/17 13:43:56

 
John  Glover Vote score: 15954John Glover

Fred. A stare.

04/12/17 12:37:35

 
John  Glover Vote score: 15954John Glover

After looking in the mirror, Claudette realised she shouldn't have taken those steroids she got off the internet.

04/12/17 13:08:02

 
Pete  Vote score: 16425Pete

"You are going to vote...you are going to vote...you are going to vote..."

04/12/17 12:39:07

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 1898Vivvy En

"I love writing captions. I also love fluffy bunnies and dissecting things."

04/12/17 17:40:58

 
John Llamas Vote score: 18193John Llamas

Fun loving, outgoing male WLTM similar female for fun and friendship.

04/12/17 13:04:13

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 7936Neil Mackenzie

Scrooge still used his childhood glasses, he'd just had to bend the arms to fit his bigger head.

04/12/17 19:34:16

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 19471Michael Winner

"Really? I'm a twelve year old girl who likes Justin Beiber too, what are the odds? Let's meet up without your parents around..."

04/12/17 16:33:57

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 28899Welsh Rarebit

Should've gone to Spec Shavers

04/12/17 12:00:04

 
Dave E Vote score: 343Dave E

Hairy Spotter

05/12/17 20:31:13

 
Baglan Gladiator Vote score: 993Baglan Gladiator

Ho Ho Ho - Merry Christmas

04/12/17 22:22:02

 
Dave E Vote score: 343Dave E

Lensy Henry

04/12/17 22:10:37

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 4617Pussy Galore

The St George's Day re-enactment had gone horribly wrong. The sight of George defending himself from the drunken dragon would be burned into Jim's eyeballs forever.

04/12/17 18:06:22

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 17449Ian Skelding

"Should have gone to Specsavers, oh, you did."

04/12/17 16:13:21

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 386Chris Keegan

8 out of 10 twats prefer whiskers

04/12/17 15:53:05

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 243Spycenwolf

Professor Smith was proud of his pupils.

04/12/17 14:30:34

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 243Spycenwolf

Too much focus.

04/12/17 13:41:47

 
Dr Strangelove Vote score: 444Dr Strangelove

"HAROLD"....your next patient has arrived"

04/12/17 13:06:04

 
Dr Strangelove Vote score: 444Dr Strangelove

Here you go darling, a nice cup of your favourite tea, drink it quickly while it's warm!

04/12/17 12:52:29

 
John Llamas Vote score: 18193John Llamas

Following the shipwreck, several endless weeks later a heavy storm washed parts of the vessel onto the beach. Whilst rummaging through the effects Per came across a smartphone with some life left in the battery. Sadly the phone was the only thing on that island that was smart as, two selfies later, the battery life was gone.

04/12/17 12:45:50

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 25016Tony Edwards

Papa Smirk

04/12/17 12:35:52

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 8665Dan Nicholls

"What's that? Your sheep wants a stripy mint?"

04/12/17 12:28:33

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 386Chris Keegan

It’s all a pretence …Santa actually bloody loathes this time of year.

04/12/17 12:25:55

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 3419Mr Dome

He's very vein

04/12/17 12:17:10

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 25016Tony Edwards

Big Brother is watching you.

04/12/17 12:03:57

 
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