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Vivvy En Vote score: 2518Vivvy En

The race was on. No-one likes being late for bingo.

08/06/18 21:01:31

 
ant knee Vote score: 758ant knee

Laurel and tardy

08/06/18 21:40:01

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 4636Hercules Rockefeller

Jurassic Parking Lot

08/06/18 20:45:59

 
John Llamas Vote score: 18746John Llamas

Percy could hardly contain himself, Thursday was pension day .... first to William Hill and put on a lucky 15, then it's off to Greggs for a steak bake and a cup of tea and then top it off with a light and bitter at Weatherspoon.

08/06/18 20:21:40

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 5156Vanessa the Guesser

George was arrested for smuggling two racing pigeons and a very undernourished budgie.

08/06/18 20:14:54

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 18529Ian Skelding

Take That concerts don't attract the crowds like the used to.

08/06/18 20:10:52

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 1800Chris Keegan

I do feel the decision to bring back the original Gladiators for a new series was a mistake

09/06/18 11:17:07

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8365Neil Mackenzie

Bernard walked faster, the envious Southerner had took a shine to his flat cap and Bernard was sure he wanted to whippet.

08/06/18 22:54:01

 
J Gaskill Vote score: 44J Gaskill

I should like to take this time now, to highly recommend the HurryCane. I find that the leeway, provided by the surface-forming trypod, releaves an excellent amount of strain on both your knees AND elbows while one works the stairways.

08/06/18 20:53:08

 
larry G. Vote score: 999larry G.

"Wait up Frank! You forgot your diapers."

10/06/18 0:36:54

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 149Gavin Smithers

We're at Kempton Park and Ride. The handi-cap-per seems to have given the back marker too much weight to carry.

09/06/18 18:23:13

 
John  Glover Vote score: 17151John Glover

"Thirty years they have been together, they were as close now as they had ever been and the sex had just got better and better. This was the bit that Oliver really hated, going home to the wife."

09/06/18 2:25:59

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 5628Pussy Galore

In a bid to deter pickpockets, Arthur had installed mousetraps.

09/06/18 2:19:47

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 5628Pussy Galore

Joe always wore his coat with big pockets to funeral teas. On a good day, he could sneak out enough of the buffet to last him a week.

09/06/18 2:13:56

 
tony kelly Vote score: 1270tony kelly

As Ray Winstone would say, ''I'm the grandaddy, now.''

09/06/18 0:00:41

 
John  Glover Vote score: 17151John Glover

"Come back and appologise Mr o'toole, that wasn't Akerbah you just trashed, it was Acker's bar."

08/06/18 22:16:33

 
Tina  Flowers Vote score: 150Tina Flowers

And to cap it all Jim couldn't for the life of him remember where he parked his wife in her wheelchair.

08/06/18 22:00:38

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 30775Welsh Rarebit

He might be in his 70's and disabled, but Michael Myers is not going to let his next victim get away.

08/06/18 21:12:04

 
John  Glover Vote score: 17151John Glover

"Oi, Brian, stop, you've dropped your hearing aid and I can't get up these bloody steps any faster."

08/06/18 20:45:21

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 5156Vanessa the Guesser

Although Bill enjoyed a clandestine car park rendezvous, he was in dire need of some barrier cream.

08/06/18 20:40:19

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 26008Tony Edwards

"Are you sure we brought the car?"

08/06/18 20:38:19

 
C CaMel Vote score: 3016C CaMel

My Father and Step-Mother

08/06/18 20:33:58

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 26008Tony Edwards

"Dam! I've stepped on a crack."

08/06/18 20:32:35

 
John Llamas Vote score: 18746John Llamas

Peaky Blindblokes

08/06/18 20:31:19

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 1800Chris Keegan

Just one caption does not do this justice. It's a multi story

08/06/18 20:26:27

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 4579Mr Dome

It’s a shame about old folk these days - everywhere they go they take some stick

08/06/18 20:25:00

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 1800Chris Keegan

Senior citizens having to climb stairs is just wrong, on so many levels

08/06/18 20:19:40

 
John Llamas Vote score: 18746John Llamas

With the demise of House of Fraser, this cutting edge ensemble could become a rarity on Britain's streets

08/06/18 20:18:46

 
Pete  Vote score: 17702Pete

The Stanoraks arrive for the model train show.

08/06/18 20:18:44

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 26008Tony Edwards

The blind leading the blind.

08/06/18 20:13:00

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 30775Welsh Rarebit

cap-tion.me

08/06/18 20:09:10

 
stone face Vote score: 959stone face

Heavily disguised Flo, was determined to find out what pub Andy Capp had been sneeking off to.

08/06/18 20:07:23

 
tony kelly Vote score: 1270tony kelly

Jim was nearly broiled in the midday heat so he unzipped
his coat a few inches.

08/06/18 20:03:09

 
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