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"Im just popping in the shoe shop.  Ill meet you back here," said his wife, five hours ago.
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Pussy Galore Vote score: 5628Pussy Galore

"I'm just popping in the shoe shop. I'll meet you back here," said his wife, five hours ago.

09/06/18 13:18:15

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 5156Vanessa the Guesser

You have to get up early in the morning to beat the German tramps.

09/06/18 12:19:33

 
John  Glover Vote score: 17151John Glover

"Hans says it's good value for London, he is renting it for only £150 a week."

09/06/18 14:26:37

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 2518Vivvy En

Ah, so that's why they're called nap sacks

09/06/18 14:49:36

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 30775Welsh Rarebit

Hobosapien

09/06/18 13:05:35

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 1800Chris Keegan

So, his wife says we're going on a cruise with my mum this year or you can leave. Lazy bugger took the easy option.

09/06/18 13:08:09

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 671Dave Bryan

Fresh Air B & B

09/06/18 17:02:46

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 4654Greg Curtis

"His outlook...was fetalistic."

09/06/18 13:45:29

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 648Glad You Remember

Overnight queue for Labour Live tickets

09/06/18 12:32:25

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 4654Greg Curtis

"Unstable for one, please."

09/06/18 14:36:49

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 4654Greg Curtis

Micheal Winner...waiting for votes : )

09/06/18 13:24:12

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 137Tiny Alien

The black & white photo looks good but personally I prefer the sleepia effect

09/06/18 13:00:54

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8365Neil Mackenzie

Tommy could sleep easy. There was no chance of the local authority allowing economic migrants to compete for his park bench.

09/06/18 12:45:59

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 30775Welsh Rarebit

Bench Mark

09/06/18 12:10:36

 
larry G. Vote score: 999larry G.

Rainy days and Mondays always get me down.

10/06/18 0:25:32

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 1800Chris Keegan

The unknown told-her.

09/06/18 22:46:47

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 5628Pussy Galore

Always thaw frostbitten parts gently.

09/06/18 21:10:14

 
Pete  Vote score: 17702Pete

Drifting alone in the middle of the Atlantic on his surfboard, Steve was so cold and wet, he wished he was dreaming.

09/06/18 19:08:05

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 149Gavin Smithers

British Unmilitary Fitness- the outdoor gym for the chronically lazy. Here's how you bench press your own body weight.

09/06/18 18:14:49

 
Tina  Flowers Vote score: 150Tina Flowers

Alan loved sleeping outdoors so much, his friends nicknamed him Al Fresco.

09/06/18 17:59:52

 
J Gaskill Vote score: 44J Gaskill

*Someone talking about American Politics*
My brain: (picture)

09/06/18 17:18:30

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 4654Greg Curtis

" He'd make a good worker, if he were not so inclined."

09/06/18 16:29:04

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 20217Michael Winner

Another victim of extreme burglary.

09/06/18 13:57:13

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 4654Greg Curtis

"Okay, let's try it again, but SHIT yourself."

09/06/18 13:28:10

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 4654Greg Curtis

"Okay, SMILE."

09/06/18 13:19:07

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 4654Greg Curtis

"Just, please don't make love to the camera."

09/06/18 13:18:06

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 4654Greg Curtis

Anonymess

09/06/18 13:14:20

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 4654Greg Curtis

Down-and-outside

09/06/18 13:13:58

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 26008Tony Edwards

Bench bum

09/06/18 13:02:19

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 26008Tony Edwards

Dozy beggar

09/06/18 12:59:35

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 4579Mr Dome

Well, he had battled well with his alcohol abuse and he had been dry for months...

09/06/18 12:35:25

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 26008Tony Edwards

Marco Lepsy

09/06/18 12:25:37

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 30775Welsh Rarebit

Drown and out

09/06/18 12:20:40

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 1800Chris Keegan

Louis Walsh was beginning to regret his resignation from the X Factor

09/06/18 12:20:06

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 18529Ian Skelding

"OK Sergei, no mistakes this time, get him in the van before the Police get here."

09/06/18 12:19:04

 
ant knee Vote score: 758ant knee

Liers never prosper.

09/06/18 12:09:07

 
C CaMel Vote score: 3016C CaMel

Stoned Henge

09/06/18 12:04:55

 
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