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Kenny Ireland Vote score: 3214Kenny Ireland

Still life. (but probably not much)

18/05/17 22:18:34

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 4593Pussy Galore

If you have any queries during your visit, please feel free to consult one of our friendly, approachable guides.

18/05/17 20:25:11

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Richard Burns Vote score: 375Richard Burns

The intimidating demeanour, the stern expression, the stone cold stare...the sculpture is a bit frightening too.

18/05/17 19:06:00

 
John  Glover Vote score: 15920John Glover

"In them days, I had a lot more hair when I posed for it."

18/05/17 19:01:50

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 4593Pussy Galore

Aunty Maude's making an exhibition of herself again.

18/05/17 20:17:34

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 17415Ian Skelding

Sight at the Museum

18/05/17 19:57:41

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 19448Michael Winner

"...and I call this one, 'Empress Priscia chewing a wasp'."

18/05/17 19:46:48

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 7924Neil Mackenzie

She kept guard because no one was going to get to tell her she had lost her marbles.

18/05/17 19:39:44

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 24959Tony Edwards

Angela Merkel is not happy with the bust that Donald Trump has sent of her.

18/05/17 19:21:05

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 24959Tony Edwards

Stone faced

18/05/17 19:05:14

 
Richard Burns Vote score: 375Richard Burns

What a bust !

18/05/17 19:02:42

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 3398Mr Dome

Liitle bust. Big bust. Fit to bust

19/05/17 20:34:14

 
larry G. Vote score: 917larry G.

Security guard watches over aging rock stars.

19/05/17 16:12:40

 
C CaMel Vote score: 2409C CaMel

Fright on the tiles

19/05/17 5:18:56

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 3214Kenny Ireland

There were times when Whistler was glad of his artistic license.

18/05/17 22:33:28

 
tony kelly Vote score: 1049tony kelly

Statue bust: ''I believe you are going stark, raving mad, madam. If you weren't, I'd obviously not be speaking to you.''

18/05/17 21:01:45

 
tony kelly Vote score: 1049tony kelly

Next stop: the museum of torsos without heads.

18/05/17 20:52:11

 
C CaMel Vote score: 2409C CaMel

Big 'Art Attack

18/05/17 20:37:04

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 17415Ian Skelding

"There's an old Jewish lady sitting next to a statue of Caligulas' mother."
"Sure, you'll be telling me next that Boris Johnson will visit a Sikh temple in a bright orange turban and have a chat with the sikhs about alcohol"

18/05/17 20:05:39

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2799Jonathan Allsopp

Museum director Ken Stone said 'The Greeks or Egyptians can have her back. Bury her back where she belongs. We want to keep the exhibits though.'

18/05/17 20:01:40

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 19448Michael Winner

"Media losers often claim that I have no taste, but mine are the classiest toilets ever seen in New Jersey."

18/05/17 19:40:57

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 19448Michael Winner

...and that's why the hairstyle is known today as a Duke's Arse.

18/05/17 19:37:35

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 7924Neil Mackenzie

I don't hold with modern artists demanding recognition for works you can't recognise who it is or what it's supposed to be. In the past you had to urn credibility as an artist.

18/05/17 19:37:33

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2799Jonathan Allsopp

Norma couldn't understand why the museum was exhibiting her chamber pot. 'Where am I going to do my dumps now?' she asked.

18/05/17 19:32:10

 
Pete  Vote score: 16380Pete

Gladys pays her respects to Marie Antoinette, the patron saint of cake eaters.

18/05/17 19:30:08

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 4339Greg Curtis

Debilitante

18/05/17 19:21:50

 
John Llamas Vote score: 18176John Llamas

Dopplegraner

18/05/17 19:17:40

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 3906Vanessa the Guesser

"Oooh I think I need the louvre".

18/05/17 19:15:54

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 8627Dan Nicholls

Maybe she's born with it, marble tits Mabel leans.

18/05/17 19:15:07

 
Craig Eddie Vote score: 635Craig Eddie

Statue of liberace

18/05/17 19:10:31

 
Pete  Vote score: 16380Pete

Elton had only time to grab the score as the piano thieves made off.

18/05/17 19:06:49

 
John  Glover Vote score: 15920John Glover

"Ancestry are checking my D.N.A as we speak."

18/05/17 19:02:50

 
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