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Kenny Ireland Vote score: 2890Kenny Ireland

Still life. (but probably not much)

Thu 23:18:34

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 2997Pussy Galore

If you have any queries during your visit, please feel free to consult one of our friendly, approachable guides.

Thu 21:25:11

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Richard Burns Vote score: 138Richard Burns

The intimidating demeanour, the stern expression, the stone cold stare...the sculpture is a bit frightening too.

Thu 20:06:00

 
John  Glover Vote score: 14765John Glover

"In them days, I had a lot more hair when I posed for it."

Thu 20:01:50

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 2997Pussy Galore

Aunty Maude's making an exhibition of herself again.

Thu 21:17:34

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 16126Ian Skelding

Sight at the Museum

Thu 20:57:41

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 18224Michael Winner

"...and I call this one, 'Empress Priscia chewing a wasp'."

Thu 20:46:48

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 7414Neil Mackenzie

She kept guard because no one was going to get to tell her she had lost her marbles.

Thu 20:39:44

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 23369Tony Edwards

Angela Merkel is not happy with the bust that Donald Trump has sent of her.

Thu 20:21:05

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 23369Tony Edwards

Stone faced

Thu 20:05:14

 
Richard Burns Vote score: 138Richard Burns

What a bust !

Thu 20:02:42

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 2250Mr Dome

Liitle bust. Big bust. Fit to bust

Fri 21:34:14

 
larry G. Vote score: 820larry G.

Security guard watches over aging rock stars.

Fri 17:12:40

 
C CaMel Vote score: 1568C CaMel

Fright on the tiles

Fri 6:18:56

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 2890Kenny Ireland

There were times when Whistler was glad of his artistic license.

Thu 23:33:28

 
tony kelly Vote score: 679tony kelly

Statue bust: ''I believe you are going stark, raving mad, madam. If you weren't, I'd obviously not be speaking to you.''

Thu 22:01:45

 
tony kelly Vote score: 679tony kelly

Next stop: the museum of torsos without heads.

Thu 21:52:11

 
C CaMel Vote score: 1568C CaMel

Big 'Art Attack

Thu 21:37:04

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 16126Ian Skelding

"There's an old Jewish lady sitting next to a statue of Caligulas' mother."
"Sure, you'll be telling me next that Boris Johnson will visit a Sikh temple in a bright orange turban and have a chat with the sikhs about alcohol"

Thu 21:05:39

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 1459Jonathan Allsopp

Museum director Ken Stone said 'The Greeks or Egyptians can have her back. Bury her back where she belongs. We want to keep the exhibits though.'

Thu 21:01:40

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 18224Michael Winner

"Media losers often claim that I have no taste, but mine are the classiest toilets ever seen in New Jersey."

Thu 20:40:57

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 18224Michael Winner

...and that's why the hairstyle is known today as a Duke's Arse.

Thu 20:37:35

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 7414Neil Mackenzie

I don't hold with modern artists demanding recognition for works you can't recognise who it is or what it's supposed to be. In the past you had to urn credibility as an artist.

Thu 20:37:33

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 1459Jonathan Allsopp

Norma couldn't understand why the museum was exhibiting her chamber pot. 'Where am I going to do my dumps now?' she asked.

Thu 20:32:10

 
Pete  Vote score: 14864Pete

Gladys pays her respects to Marie Antoinette, the patron saint of cake eaters.

Thu 20:30:08

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 4064Greg Curtis

Debilitante

Thu 20:21:50

 
John Llamas Vote score: 17201John Llamas

Dopplegraner

Thu 20:17:40

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 2462Vanessa the Guesser

"Oooh I think I need the louvre".

Thu 20:15:54

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 7400Dan Nicholls

Maybe she's born with it, marble tits Mabel leans.

Thu 20:15:07

 
Craig Eddie Vote score: 280Craig Eddie

Statue of liberace

Thu 20:10:31

 
Pete  Vote score: 14864Pete

Elton had only time to grab the score as the piano thieves made off.

Thu 20:06:49

 
John  Glover Vote score: 14765John Glover

"Ancestry are checking my D.N.A as we speak."

Thu 20:02:50

 
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