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Dave E Vote score: 182Dave E

"Didn't you get the memo Alison? It's a boy"

14/11/17 8:00:34

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 4424Pussy Galore

"I'm no clairvoyant but I can tell you're fuchsia."

14/11/17 8:48:00

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 24796Tony Edwards

"I'm upper class and I like to look down on people."

14/11/17 8:23:59

 
John  Glover Vote score: 15711John Glover

"You may be my elder sister, but it was definately my turn to wear the crotchless panties."

14/11/17 13:05:12

 
Pete  Vote score: 16251Pete

"Watch when I pull my ponytail and Carmen Miranda gets a full force fart in the face."

14/11/17 10:21:32

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 7893Neil Mackenzie

I would like six hundred pink balloons.
That's a bit of a tall order.

14/11/17 21:29:27

 
Gassy Statten Vote score: 127Gassy Statten

Step sisters?

14/11/17 14:30:30

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 3289Mr Dome

Kate!! Those massive balloons are symbols of oppression and degradation - this is supposed to be a celebration of flat-chested women

14/11/17 9:06:38

 
Dave E Vote score: 182Dave E

At the Barclays Bank office party Mandy blew up a dozen balloons in 20 seconds - a high rate of inflation.

14/11/17 8:02:17

 
larry G. Vote score: 914larry G.

Pretty in vivid pink.

14/11/17 23:47:03

 
John  Glover Vote score: 15711John Glover

"No you're not pretty and you're not ugly, you're just pretty ugly."

14/11/17 13:00:29

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 17299Ian Skelding

" and how did you escape from the Tower Rapunzel?"

14/11/17 9:50:03

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 28693Welsh Rarebit

"You bitch and you look like Zippy from 'Rainbow'!"

14/11/17 8:49:44

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 203Spycenwolf

Marie's attempt at throwing shade fell flat due to the helium she had unintentionally inhaled.

14/11/17 8:41:14

 
Boycie Vote score: 6578Boycie

"Well done. Next part of the initiation - glue fur to your fingernails ..."

14/11/17 8:32:01

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 3748Vanessa the Guesser

"Well my advice is just keep away from the pricks".

14/11/17 8:28:27

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 203Chris Keegan

Yeah right love...if you're married to the future king of England my mum's Joan of Ark...do one!

14/11/17 8:23:21

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 28693Welsh Rarebit

"And you'll have more teeth on your zip than in your mouth when I've finished with you, you husband stealer!"

14/11/17 8:17:50

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 8497Dan Nicholls

"Never mind my balloons, are you unbelievably tall or standing on a crate?"

14/11/17 8:03:57

 
Dave E Vote score: 182Dave E

"Yes, if we tie them to our ponytails, we can have a hair-raising experience"

14/11/17 8:03:47

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 8497Dan Nicholls

"Honey, I'm just saying, that black zip makes you look like a licorice allsort".

14/11/17 8:02:22

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 8497Dan Nicholls

"Hi, is this the fancy dress party? I've come as inflation".

14/11/17 8:01:52

 
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