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The Southern Rail passengers sighed with envy as they saw how much room the cattle had to move in.
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Michael Winner Vote score: 20302Michael Winner

The Southern Rail passengers sighed with envy as they saw how much room the cattle had to move in.

10/07/18 12:05:17

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 18718Ian Skelding

Express train

10/07/18 12:53:12

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 26187Tony Edwards

Notwork Rail

10/07/18 12:24:22

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 5850Pussy Galore

Rolling stock

10/07/18 12:10:30

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 822Dave Bryan

''I regret to inform all passengers that a churn of full cream milk has fallen onto the track. We are trying to locate The Fat Controller.''

10/07/18 14:08:11

 
Tina  Flowers Vote score: 266Tina Flowers

'When did you say that trains coming, it's fresian out here'.

10/07/18 12:58:12

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Perhaps you should grab a Jersey. --John Glover
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 9917Dan Nicholls

"Ooooh, gonna give me a lift in your blue convertible?"
"Errr yeah, it's just round the corner."

10/07/18 12:00:03

 
John  Glover Vote score: 17296John Glover

"The health inspector said the yard was in need of a good clean."
"Oh, how very dairy."

12/07/18 13:33:32

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 93Carey Sutton

Milky railway

11/07/18 16:14:19

 
larry G. Vote score: 1007larry G.

nobody moooo've until the train comes.

11/07/18 0:50:56

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 150Gavin Smithers

Brexitsteers say it's the end of the line.

10/07/18 23:26:51

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 2564Vivvy En

♪ I herded on the train line ♪

-"Shut it, Mildred, you're going nowhere."

10/07/18 15:22:57

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 265Tiny Alien

Trains journeys are alot faster these days, blink and scenes like these will go pasteurize

10/07/18 14:16:39

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 822Dave Bryan

''There's been a points failure.''

''Not that old line again.''

10/07/18 14:11:58

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3244Stephen Paterson

Having given up the chase and destined for the funny farm, Chevy had turned to slaughter in search of laughter.

10/07/18 13:09:37

 
John  Glover Vote score: 17296John Glover

Slurry with a tinge on top.

10/07/18 12:54:24

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 4725Greg Curtis

"This must be Hamberg."

10/07/18 12:34:44

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 4725Greg Curtis

Surailistic

10/07/18 12:32:23

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 26187Tony Edwards

Dumper truck

10/07/18 12:32:22

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 4725Greg Curtis

"The place is a dump, and the neighbors are railing."

10/07/18 12:31:21

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 5850Pussy Galore

Rail bosses and farmers - both experts in milking for all it's worth.

10/07/18 12:24:09

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 18718Ian Skelding

"Have a nice tripe."

10/07/18 12:21:03

 
Pete  Vote score: 17892Pete

When the train stops, there's always a stampede to get the best seats.

10/07/18 12:18:06

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 93Carey Sutton

Rail line udder construction

10/07/18 12:16:01

 
Pete  Vote score: 17892Pete

Tender beef.

10/07/18 12:12:39

 
Pete  Vote score: 17892Pete

The Chattamooga choo choo.

10/07/18 12:11:13

 
Pete  Vote score: 17892Pete

"That's my house, I grew up on the dung side of the tracks."

10/07/18 12:08:34

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 20302Michael Winner

"Your Southern Rail replacement service will be with you shortly."

10/07/18 12:02:58

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 5850Pussy Galore

“We apologise for delays to train services, caused by the wrong kind of cow pats on the line.”

10/07/18 12:02:36

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 5323Vanessa the Guesser

Pickup joint

10/07/18 12:00:18

 
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