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Tony Edwards Vote score: 26422Tony Edwards

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06/06/18 21:00:35

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 4819Mr Dome

Next

06/06/18 20:42:54

 
Smuldo Vote score: 10060Smuldo

Mannequim.

06/06/18 20:12:16

 
Pete  Vote score: 18117Pete

Modelling next year's Saint-Tropez millionaire puller swimsuit - The Akimbo Bimbo.

06/06/18 22:47:32

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 6065Pussy Galore

The Germans will always race to put down their beach towels at the crack of Dawn.

07/06/18 0:49:20

 
C CaMel Vote score: 3324C CaMel

From new designer, ToƩ Dromedary.

06/06/18 21:20:07

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 1057Dave Bryan

World Cup Brides Ltd: They will never speak while the game is in progress.

06/06/18 20:58:20

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 150Gavin Smithers

Primark has promised to try to keep plastic out of the ocean.

07/06/18 13:35:53

 
Andrea Ivey Vote score: 800Andrea Ivey

We are open
Come inside

06/06/18 23:31:41

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 10172Dan Nicholls

with new crab repellent gusset.

06/06/18 21:19:20

 
larry G. Vote score: 1012larry G.

Also used as tanning bed.

07/06/18 18:39:32

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 150Gavin Smithers

We can supply models to offset dramatic twin peaks; or to bring out the features of a plain plastic wall.

07/06/18 13:33:36

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 292Tiny Alien

Closed for lunch - back suntan soon!

07/06/18 11:20:58

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 6065Pussy Galore

"Bloody sand gets everywhere!"

07/06/18 0:50:34

 
larry G. Vote score: 1012larry G.

Check out my bikini wax-no stragglers.

07/06/18 0:36:55

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 4571Paul Reeve

How much is that dolly in the window ?

06/06/18 22:37:29

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3286Stephen Paterson

Trump responds to the rumours of Melania's alleged surgery; #FAKE MUSE!

06/06/18 21:26:09

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 1057Dave Bryan

Victoria Beckham puts on weight.

06/06/18 21:21:34

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 10172Dan Nicholls

She's not the only one who will have wrist problems if this display stays up.

06/06/18 21:21:20

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 10172Dan Nicholls

Bo legged Derek

06/06/18 21:18:24

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3286Stephen Paterson

Wish you were here...?
More appealing than Judith Chalmers, I suppose.

06/06/18 21:18:23

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 31381Welsh Rarebit

Bucket and Spayed

06/06/18 21:15:36

 
C CaMel Vote score: 3324C CaMel

Photo shopped

06/06/18 21:08:10

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 5504Vanessa the Guesser

Looks like business is a bit slack.

06/06/18 21:02:26

 
John  Glover Vote score: 17400John Glover

"Make up your mind. Legs closed , legs open, you're just splitting hairs."

06/06/18 21:01:16

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8504Neil Mackenzie

This Woman has to many cracks for Me.

06/06/18 20:56:48

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 4819Mr Dome

Qiumsuit

(Nod to 20:12:16)

06/06/18 20:48:34

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 31381Welsh Rarebit

"Smile, you're on Candida Camera"

06/06/18 20:45:16

 
J Gaskill Vote score: 72J Gaskill

"...Erm, Jeffrey? Where are the eyebrows?"

*tosses Sharpie over his shoulder as he storms out of the mall* "Here, you have a go! I QUIT!"

06/06/18 20:38:01

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 2025Chris Keegan

Now there's a window display

06/06/18 20:29:30

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 4634Glyn Evans

It must be terrible when dummies fart as where can they escape to?

06/06/18 20:24:01

 
Tina  Flowers Vote score: 332Tina Flowers

Kate Moss must have put on weight since last year, her swimsuit is bursting at the seams and none of her flip flops fit.

06/06/18 20:21:03

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 18863Ian Skelding

Whoever put that Mannequin there definitely had Kim Cattrall in mind.

06/06/18 20:12:40

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 5504Vanessa the Guesser

There's something a bit fishy about this picture.

06/06/18 20:09:37

 
C CaMel Vote score: 3324C CaMel

On offer

06/06/18 20:07:46

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 2025Chris Keegan

Apparently she's a missionary.

06/06/18 20:00:38

 
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