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Ron  Allan Vote score: 5345Ron Allan

"Frank got his finger stuck in mine last night but I managed to pull it open enough so he could slide it out again"
"My Stan got three fingers stuck in mine and it crushed his wedding ring"
"Well my Ken got his whole hand stuck in mine and the Fire Brigade had to prize it open with the Jaws Of Life"
"Bloody Deckchairs"

12/06/17 19:42:12

 
Joe Vote score: 1339Joe

Club 1830(AD)

12/06/17 20:28:40

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 24955Tony Edwards

Embarrassing Biddies

12/06/17 19:44:40

 
Joe Vote score: 1339Joe

Aunts and decks

12/06/17 20:25:37

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2799Jonathan Allsopp

Now that Joan had won 'Last one alive buys the icecreams', she was more confused than ever.

12/06/17 20:02:24

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 28861Welsh Rarebit

Typical Saga louts

12/06/17 19:00:26

 
John  Glover Vote score: 15919John Glover

Gladys thought that her class were just practising the tantric art of perfoming felatio when she realised they were all asleep.

12/06/17 20:35:57

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 2286Tiny Alien

Geri & the pacemakers

12/06/17 19:22:46

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 2286Tiny Alien

Hey Darling, your summer deck chairs have got 4 bids on them

12/06/17 19:19:07

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 24955Tony Edwards

Snooze cruise

12/06/17 19:14:44

 
Richard Burns Vote score: 375Richard Burns

The unmistakable sound of the British seaside. Sea gulls, ice cream van chimes and dentures rattling as old dears doze in the sun hoping their tans will hide the varicose veins.

12/06/17 23:53:09

 
larry G. Vote score: 917larry G.

Reminds me of a Jimmy Jones kool-Aid repeat.

12/06/17 23:42:59

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I had to google this. I wish I hadn't. --Pussy Galore
Pussy Galore Vote score: 4592Pussy Galore

Once again Gladys had to pay the deck chair man. Strange how her friends always managed to be asleep when he came round.

12/06/17 20:56:09

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 4592Pussy Galore

Never sit downwind of Ethel when she's had double beans for breakfast.

12/06/17 20:40:51

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2799Jonathan Allsopp

Jimmy Tarbuck's fans had heard it all before.

12/06/17 20:05:11

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 28861Welsh Rarebit

"I can remember catching crabs here in 1952...ah those were the days"

12/06/17 20:04:47

 
Shandonbelle Vote score: 2732Shandonbelle

"Bit early for the Night Nurse, I said, but they just would not listen"

12/06/17 19:46:25

 
D C Vote score: 2669D C

Bay of the Dead

12/06/17 19:18:42

 
Smuldo Vote score: 9617Smuldo

A scene from one of Wayne Rooney's dreams.

12/06/17 19:06:49

 
Richard Burns Vote score: 375Richard Burns

Scientists reveal dangers of sun exposure. These women , all 25 years o!d.

12/06/17 23:41:49

 
larry G. Vote score: 917larry G.

Timothy Leary and his original followers of LSD use.

12/06/17 23:29:01

 
Pete  Vote score: 16379Pete

Sea Esters.

12/06/17 20:38:12

 
Pete  Vote score: 16379Pete

Coma-toes.

12/06/17 20:34:15

 
Craig Eddie Vote score: 635Craig Eddie

The golden girls reunited.

12/06/17 20:33:50

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 4057Chris Halliwell

It may well be that kipper is on the menu again.

12/06/17 20:22:51

 
Richard Burns Vote score: 375Richard Burns

I've been to that swingers club !
I went home with one lady's dentures...in my pants.

12/06/17 19:57:09

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 8627Dan Nicholls

Shirley has just realised that her mate was Robert Kilroy Silk all along.

12/06/17 19:57:05

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 8627Dan Nicholls

"Edna, shut your legs. Mike in the ice cream hut just said he can smell the harbour".

12/06/17 19:56:02

 
Shandonbelle Vote score: 2732Shandonbelle

Yawn Of The Planet Of The Gapes

12/06/17 19:36:44

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 17415Ian Skelding

Three amidoze

12/06/17 19:34:54

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 3906Vanessa the Guesser

Jean was waiting patiently for her blind date to arrive. Unfortunately he was also hard of hearing and had a bad limp.

12/06/17 19:32:33

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 3398Mr Dome

Mavis knew there was something weirdly masculine about Toni (second from right) and she had just been proven right! As she awoke she caught sight of his distended testicles drooping out of his skirt

12/06/17 19:27:48

 
Shandonbelle Vote score: 2732Shandonbelle

Club Tropicana, wigs are free....

12/06/17 19:27:34

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 1879Vivvy En

You can always spot former pupils of a Swiss Finishing School

12/06/17 19:27:13

 
Shandonbelle Vote score: 2732Shandonbelle

Rip Van Winkle Pickers

12/06/17 19:24:16

 
D C Vote score: 2669D C

Her friends all passed out when Gladys, from New Zealand, stated that she "loved a nice bit of dicking."

12/06/17 19:22:17

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 3398Mr Dome

'WILL YOU THREE STOP F*CKING SNORING!!'

12/06/17 19:22:13

 
Mark England Vote score: 12756Mark England

Knees and Bunion..Chrisp

12/06/17 19:20:46

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 3398Mr Dome

Worst upskirt pic I've seen

12/06/17 19:16:03

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 17415Ian Skelding

A Nanny state

12/06/17 19:15:42

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 3906Vanessa the Guesser

Things were hotting up in Tena-rife.

12/06/17 19:04:55

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 19448Michael Winner

Pier? I'd rather not, thanks.

12/06/17 19:02:16

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 3906Vanessa the Guesser

♪ Oh we do like to wee beside the seaside.. ♪

12/06/17 19:01:02

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 19448Michael Winner

Dignitas do holidays?

12/06/17 19:00:54

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 28861Welsh Rarebit

Gran Canaria

12/06/17 19:00:47

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 4333Paul Reeve

Welcome to BourneMouth

12/06/17 19:00:35

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 28861Welsh Rarebit

Snatching 40 Winks

12/06/17 19:00:07

 
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