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John  Glover Vote score: 17296John Glover

"sorry. Bloody cheap waterbed." sighed Tom.

05/07/18 20:27:40

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 18718Ian Skelding

Breast stroke

05/07/18 20:03:29

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 31035Welsh Rarebit

Floatation wank

05/07/18 21:11:41

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8401Neil Mackenzie

This picture is titled (Levi) Tate Modern.

06/07/18 15:30:53

 
Pete  Vote score: 17892Pete

Duncan.

05/07/18 22:25:33

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 822Dave Bryan

Philip comes to the rescue as the rising damp gets out of control.

05/07/18 20:26:29

 
Dr Strangelove Vote score: 481Dr Strangelove

Black & Light

06/07/18 7:49:31

 
Andrea Ivey Vote score: 794Andrea Ivey

Go with the Flo

05/07/18 22:23:50

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 9917Dan Nicholls

...at the third stroke, it will be phwoar o'clock.

05/07/18 22:23:35

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 20302Michael Winner

This is something I invented purely to enrage Mail & Telegraph readers- the combination inflatable immigrant raft/white woman blow up doll.

05/07/18 20:29:45

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 150Gavin Smithers

Costa- our mission is for you to be able to get a flat white anywhere.

07/07/18 1:28:54

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 4650Mr Dome

I think the photo would look more artistic if it was in CPR

06/07/18 5:41:25

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 5850Pussy Galore

Prompter: "Psst! Othello! Get off stage, you're in the wrong play!"

06/07/18 1:05:43

 
Andrea Ivey Vote score: 794Andrea Ivey

Handy Andy

05/07/18 22:26:40

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 3688Kenny Ireland

"CAUTION. Swamp gases can kill".

05/07/18 21:53:19

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 3688Kenny Ireland

"...and how many storeys up was she?"

05/07/18 21:50:39

 
C CaMel Vote score: 3125C CaMel

Navel Rescue

05/07/18 21:31:22

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3244Stephen Paterson

I don't know why they call it being caught short, said Brian. That was when Clare really began to warm to him.

05/07/18 21:16:17

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 31035Welsh Rarebit

Denzel Washing tons

05/07/18 21:08:12

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 4523Glyn Evans

"Jerome, this isn't turning out how I expected"
"I'll try again but you're too heavy. Patrick Swayze made it look so easy in the film"

05/07/18 21:06:10

 
Tina  Flowers Vote score: 266Tina Flowers

Well, she certainly floats my boat.

05/07/18 20:55:56

 
J Gaskill Vote score: 58J Gaskill

"The three personalities of Michael Jackson; I'm gonna miss that pretty flamboyant young thing."

05/07/18 20:53:16

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 26187Tony Edwards

The Dead Sea

05/07/18 20:53:14

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3244Stephen Paterson

Looking back, she could have drowned.

05/07/18 20:50:52

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3244Stephen Paterson

Excuse me Sergeant, how do I tell her parents, that the last message on her phone said how she was looking forward to being drowned by a BBD?

05/07/18 20:48:39

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 5850Pussy Galore

"Now, just relax, and hold it like that. Once you've got the hang of floating, we'll have you doing the back stroke in no time."

05/07/18 20:47:53

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 4725Greg Curtis

"What y'doing there, buoy!...HER, not you."

05/07/18 20:47:45

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 4725Greg Curtis

Wet Dream

05/07/18 20:42:46

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 5323Vanessa the Guesser

Ernie the trainee milkman had mentioned earlier that he wanted to ride the float.

05/07/18 20:39:23

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 4650Mr Dome

Romeo and Juliewet

05/07/18 20:33:31

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 26187Tony Edwards

Sinchronised swimming

05/07/18 20:32:19

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 2564Vivvy En

He really loved her but she could be a bit two-faced

05/07/18 20:31:31

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 26187Tony Edwards

Handsel and Gretel

05/07/18 20:26:59

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 2564Vivvy En

"Let me, Ophelia."

05/07/18 20:08:53

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 18718Ian Skelding

Joe couldn't get rid of his floater.

05/07/18 20:06:41

 
Pete  Vote score: 17892Pete

Buoyancy Ade.

05/07/18 20:05:32

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 31035Welsh Rarebit

John the Baptits

05/07/18 20:04:28

 
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