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Michael Winner Vote score: 18361Michael Winner

"Can you believe that all of this came out of just one president?"

Sun 20:01:42

 
John  Glover Vote score: 14910John Glover

"It's not no2's full time job, he's just going through the motions."

Sun 20:39:59

 
Craig Eddie Vote score: 415Craig Eddie

"I hate working here it's a dump"

Sun 20:13:47

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 2799Stephen Paterson

Every care was taken when exhuming Richard The Third.

Mon 22:10:00

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 2376Mr Dome

'Yes the guys back at the lab will find out whose it is by using their faecal recognition software'

Sun 21:10:27

 
Craig Eddie Vote score: 415Craig Eddie

" Number two could you take a sample of the number two too?... Over"
"Could you repeat that, number one?"

Sun 20:03:52

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 2799Stephen Paterson

Investigations were under way to find the dirty dog responsible for Close Encounters-Gate. wink Just messing.

Mon 22:18:45

 
Smuldo Vote score: 9114Smuldo

"Please do not caption this photo if you have a peanut allergy..."

Sun 21:24:42

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 124Crunchy Chords

"Tell the Prime Minister we're gonna need more than these two tubs of turd-polish."

Sun 20:27:51

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 2610Vanessa the Guesser

Everyone told Barry his bongo playing was crap, excreta, excreta.

Sun 20:25:25

 
larry G. Vote score: 826larry G.

Waste management team surveys the need for gigantic pooper scooper.

Mon 19:17:39

 
John  Glover Vote score: 14910John Glover

Captains log...Star date...

Mon 14:46:23

 
tony kelly Vote score: 715tony kelly

''Crap! how'd you expect me to climb that?''

Mon 0:47:11

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 2908Kenny Ireland

The dung Beatles.

Sun 21:51:52

 
Ron  Allan Vote score: 5281Ron Allan

"Jesus, Nurse, didn't you make it clear to Gulliver that we only required a smear"

Sun 21:38:38

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 3198Pussy Galore

That's really o-fence-ive.

Sun 21:34:48

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 2376Mr Dome

Little Mix release another load of shite

Sun 21:13:21

 
Smuldo Vote score: 9114Smuldo

One of Gillian McKeith's wet dreams.

Sun 21:08:42

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 1565Jonathan Allsopp

Danger: Rectalactive material.

Sun 20:46:24

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 1565Jonathan Allsopp

KEEP OUT. PRIVATE PLOPERTY.

Sun 20:45:03

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 16280Ian Skelding

"Who's stool, we have a problem."

Sun 20:41:54

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 1565Jonathan Allsopp

Bad news: Gulliver had a beef vindaloo a few hours after this.

Sun 20:32:02

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 7488Neil Mackenzie

You have to be Potty to do this job.

Sun 20:29:26

 
John  Glover Vote score: 14910John Glover

"It's been a motion Al."

Sun 20:26:24

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 23560Tony Edwards

It's a dirty jobby, but someone's got to do it.

Sun 20:23:34

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 7488Neil Mackenzie

There is some confusion over eye witness reports, with one claiming it was a large black dog and another saying it was a grey hound that did it.

Sun 20:18:46

 
Pete  Vote score: 15056Pete

The fourth Weetabix is never a good idea.

Sun 20:18:36

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 7488Neil Mackenzie

Tests proved it was bio-degradable. Well it was deposited by a Rottweiler you watch dog.

Sun 20:12:09

 
Craig Eddie Vote score: 415Craig Eddie

The first astronauts land on uranus

Sun 20:08:02

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 16280Ian Skelding

"It's the reel thing,"

Sun 20:06:44

 
tony kelly Vote score: 715tony kelly

Why has this dirty job fallen upon Dipsy and not Poo?

Sun 20:05:40

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 23560Tony Edwards

Pooper troopers

Sun 20:03:21

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 27179Welsh Rarebit

"Be careful guys, I think there are some thread worms in there somewhere."

Sun 20:01:07

 
Pete  Vote score: 15056Pete

"The cops have the culprit down at the station.
They're giving him the turd degree."

Sun 20:01:02

 
Craig Eddie Vote score: 415Craig Eddie

Jim hated his shit job.

Sun 20:00:48

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 18361Michael Winner

Logzilla.

Sun 20:00:47

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 27179Welsh Rarebit

Who dung it?

Sun 20:00:12

 
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